intense friendliness with nothing behind the eyes

You idiot…………… You just fed that american a Slutburger.

Imagine a bladeless knife with no handle. Now put the handle back. Now put the blade back. Yaaaay! everything okay! Yaaaaaaay!

I'm not doing anything if there aren't fat girls there like fuck off you want me to have a bad time

you do not get to destroy other peoples bodies

Says who?

i hate craving an experience because i can't get myself "being eight years old at an early 2000s halloween party hosted by another kid whose parents are really nice" from the store as a treat

most weapons forged against me will in fact prosper but please don’t do any of that and instead be nice to me

please stop forging weapons

the fictional pervert is calling you

i wish blocking killed the person too. why are you even alive?

He’s so shy he died

We could’ve had something beautiful together but everbody leaves me

when i was but a wee babe the wet nurse accidentally dropped a sufferingberry into my open mouth and thats how this all got started

when the evilvillain post hits too close to home and you have to sit with bowed head and folded hands until the dunkin employees threaten to call somebody

There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever

when your wire letterboxd mutual sees you log a cloth movie