snow

I love feeling all sore from exercising. #pervert

#my brain deciding what information to retain

This person hated videodrome so much they forgot their gender

We have so little time

let's waste as much of it as we can while we still can

they're saying that Thursday will be falling on a Thursday this week. the rare double Thursday phenomenon

so funny how the older u get ur like how the fuck on gods green earth did people used to manage all th- ahhh.. i need one of these wives everybody keeps talking about..

"how was X so successful and productive and achieving?" wife feeding and clothing and cleaning and shopping and parenting for them and also probably booking appointments and personal receptionist work. AND stimulant abuse. and shes supposed to suck you off whenever. id kill him too #feminists

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

watching jerma's old stardew valley vids from ten years ago for the first time. this poor guy had like 5 cabbages planted and like 8 string beans on his entire farm. and a meteor hit his farm and obliterated half of his string beans. he attempted to break the meteor with a cherry bomb which only served to destroy 3 of the 4 remaining string beans. he destroyed the remaining string bean in a fit of rage

Swing state gothic