Gross :)

all farts are sexy but there’s something about the deep, bassy, disgustingly sloppy ones that make my pussy clench. feeling one of those rumble against my nose and mouth would send me to heaven

I just want to spend the weekend with someone who has the stomach flu. I’ll take care of them till they eventually give it to me. Then we will spend the weekend in pukey misery together🤢🤮

i keep abandoning tumblr and then getting horny like 3 days later and opening it again and touching myself nonstop for six hours

the penis mage

(guy who's normal about throwing up) i mean you have to admit it is a little erotic the way you lose all control over your muscles and just have to give yourself over to the sensation. objectively.