hot boy

what if your friend had a freak accident where his thang got cut off and he need a dick transplant and he ask you for 3 inches

how he gon ask me for all I got

Oops silly potato

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

yall literally have the lowest standards in the history of the universe and there are animals that accept urine as a mating gift

cishet white girls with “yellow fever” are like the prissiest most entitled sounding ppl ever like “I would LOVE to go to Japan and Korea cus they love girls with blonde hair and blue eyes over there” or “heehee I would so date an Asian guy like I don’t even care about the small penis thing!!” are actual phrases I’ve heard from their mouths like no becky please lay off the ulzzang tuotrials and stick to ur mashed potatoes and mayonnaise before u get ur ugly ass beat