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TO: KAGEYAMA FROM: MIKI~

[text]:  (*⌒∇⌒*)  hello!!! sorry but i don’t really know what that is tbh???? idk it sounds like it has something to do with fighting like punching stuff

[text]: how did they say it?? 

FROM: KAGEYAMA TO: MIKI CONTENT:

(1/3) At this point I'm almost 100% sure it isn't fighting but... I don't know if i'm in a position to tell you..

(2/3) It's kind of gross actually and was just brought up moemntarily.. I don't remember the context

TO: ♥♥♥ TOBIO-CHAN ♥♥♥ FROM: OIKAWA

SENT: … oh.

FROM: KAGEYAMA TO: OIKAWA-SAN CONTENT:

TO: ♥♥♥ TOBIO-CHAN ♥♥♥ FROM: OIKAWA

SENT: tobio-chan??!???? are you really taking such a bold interest in such…. bold things???

FROM: KAGEYAMA TO: OIKAWA-SAN CONTENT:

(1/3) I'm not really into getting into fights if that's what you're asking

(2/3) Only sometimes if it's necessary...

TO: KINK SHAMER FROM: AXEL AXELDOODLE

[txt]: it’s not disgusting it’s nature’s beauty at its finest

[txt]: evolution in action

[txt]: with enough lube you can fit your entire arm up a man’s anus

[txt]: isnt that enough 2 move u 2 tears?

FROM: KAGEYAMA TO: FISTER CONTENT:

(1/2) Yes

(2/3) Tears of disgust

From: Manami To: Kageyama

FROM: KAGEYAMA TO: MANAMI CONTENT:

(1/3) So you mean... People watch this stuff.... and..

(2/3) I.... Have nothing to say about that..

TO: WHO CARES FROM: AXEL

[txt]: hey man there isnt anything wrong with fisting to each their own

[txt]: be respectful of kinks

[txt]: but that’s fine im sure i can find some guy hastily beating it off in a prius somewhere because hes trapped in a sexless heterosexual marriage that would be more than happy to trade a happy meal toy for some quality fisting by yours truly

[txt]: but im in a giving mood so i’ll go ahead and tell u anyway

FROM: KAGEYAMA TO: ??? CONTENT:

(1/2) They should just get a divorce, i think that's the smarter choice personally

(2/3) .............................................O

From: Manami To: Kageyama

FROM: KAGEYAMA TO: MANAMI CONTENT:

(1/4) Punch their...... insides? Oh so it's bad

(2/4) But i don't get how you punch someone's insides... Ok, i can't google it anyway

(3/4) Their pretty weird if they like something like that... Wait. Ok, so like..

TO: WHO CARES FROM: AXEL AXELDOODLE

[txt]: the real question is who was talking about fisting at mcdonalds and were there happy meals involved

[txt]: actually do you have a happy meal right now

FROM: KAGEYAMA TO: ??? CONTENT:

(1/2) Idk to be honest, some guy with blue hair but after that i couldn't find him again...

(2/3) Ok, i definitely know fisting doesn't sound nice no matter how it's phrased

From: Manami To: Kageyama

FROM: KAGEYAMA TO: MANAMI CONTENT:

(1/2) I thought it was fighting too but he said it was a special kind of fighting?

(2/3) Well i haven't googled it but i guess i could.. but my phone doesn't have that kind of internet without wifi