Donkey Kong Country Sentence Starters:
โโ It must have been hard work, for you to come all this way! โโ
โโ Don't expect any help from me, either. โโ
โโ Well, well! I didn't expect to see YOU today! โโ
โโ It's hard to find peace and quiet any more, with you around! โโ
โโ Sure, come on over! Beats talking to myself... โโ
โโ We never had any of this fancy 3-D stuff! Oh no, we had to survive on what we had! โโ
โโ I don't know why I'm telling you all this. You didn't listen last time! โโ
โโ What'cha do that for?! I was having a nice nap. โโ
โโ Arrrrgh! This story's even worse than Donkey Kong Country's. โโ
โโ I knew it! You've come to beg for my help again, haven't you? Well, I'm not going to tell you anything this time! โโ
โโ Come on in! Have yourselves a look 'round and buy some of this trash, why don't you? โโ
โโ Pick a subject! I know everything about this game! โโ
โโ Not enough, man! I got a new surfboard to pay for! โโ
โโ It's easy to play! โโ
โโ I can't believe how stupid you... er, I mean, hard luck. โโ
โโ Come on in and sit down. I'm sure all that running around has made you tired. โโ
โโ I'll trade you that stupid yellow bird that keeps getting feathers in my hot tub. โโ
โโ Hey there, how's it going? I'm off on another hot date later - haven't got time to talk! โโ
โโ I miss that stupid yellow bird, you know. The house seems empty without it. โโ
โโ I'm sure the answer to my problem is staring me right in the face - but I just can't see it! โโ
โโ That's a shame. It might have been the answer to my problems. โโ
โโ Haven't you got a moral code to think of? โโ
โโ Oh! Thank goodness! At last somebody has found me! โโ
โโ You did it, you did it! You've found all of my children. โโ
โโ I used to be a scuba diver, but I've given it up. โโ
โโ This bird is a friendly fellow, isn't he? He flew in once, so I decided to keep him. โโ
โโ Have you seen my shell collection? It's nearly complete! โโ
โโ Here's the bird - please take care of him. โโ
โโ I'd swear he's been working on some super secret project. But I reckon it's just some silly pipe dream! โโ
โโ Dirty!? I'd take a look in a mirror if I were you. โโ
โโ Well, if you want it back, it's gonna cost ya. โโ
โโ That's no way to talk to somebody as good - looking as me! โโ
โโ What have you done? My wife's going to kill me! โโ
โโ And I'd have gotten away with it, if it weren't for you meddling kids! โโ
โโ I'm the master chef around here, and I reckon it's about time your goose was cooked! โโ
โโ Good morning! What would you like to know? โโ
โโ Would you like to purchase this fine specimen? โโ
โโ Well, once I got to the castle grounds, I saw a sign which said 'Keep right off our land!', so I ran off! โโ
โโ Well, if that's your attitude, then you can get your coat and be on your way! โโ
โโ Yes, it's true me and my brother look alike, but we are quite different, really. โโ
โโ Well, thanks for nothing! I hope you catch a cold out there! โโ
โโ How ever did you find me? My house was completely buried under the snow! โโ
โโ Did he like my present? It took me ages to think of what to get him. โโ
โโ I-I'm afraid you're a little early for the party. That is, if anybody bothers to come at all. โโ
โโ What's that red circle on the calendar? Oh... sigh... It's nothing of importance. โโ
โโ A present... for me? Oh! Thank you, you've really made my day! Let's have a look inside! โโ
โโ Hi, stick around if you like. And feel free to have some tea and cake! โโ
โโ So you think you're going to find everything in the game, eh? You don't even know there's a Lost World, do you? โโ
โโ I can't believe you found the Lost World on your own! I bet you cheeky so and so's used Nintendo Power's guide! โโ
โโ Whoops, I think I just let the cat out of the bag. โโ
โโ I can't believe I just said that. โโ
โโ The rest of the folks have stuck me up in here. Something about me being too dangerous or something. โโ
โโ I don't know how you did it, and I don't think I want to know, either! โโ
โโ Hey, are you trying to shortchange me? The last person who tried that hasn't landed yet! โโ
โโ Perhaps you should go and play with your dollies instead! โโ
โโ I'm all out of explosives. โโ
โโ It's been too dry to grow anything. โโ
โโ I love plants, don't you? They're so beautiful. This picture reminds me of those I can't grow anymore. โโ
โโ You've got one! A perfect Flupperius Petallus Pongus. โโ
โโ I've finished studying its abilities - some of them are quite magical, I'll have you know! โโ
โโ What do you think you're doing, coming into my cabin without asking? โโ
โโ See that river bank race? I ran that in 01:15:00. You couldn't do it in double that time. โโ
โโ Just look at all these fine trophies. The only way you'd ever win one is if they gave them away in cereal packets. โโ
โโ Where are your manners? I'm sure I didn't see you wipe your feet on my 'Unwelcome' mat. โโ
โโ Yoooou've made me ssssooooo angry! โโ
โโ Take this bird. I'm sure it will come in useful... somehow. โโ
โโ There are far too many boss fights in games nowadays. โโ
โโ Why can't these game developers come up with something more interesting? โโ
โโ Man, I love chocolate! โโ
โโ Finders keepers, man! โโ
โโ What's up? Have you got me anything new I can use? โโ
โโ What we're needing is some sort of spare part situation, you dig? โโ
โโ I'm a few parts short for my new invention! โโ
โโ Well, you gave it your best shot. It's just a pity that you missed! โโ
โโ Have you seen my glasses? I put them down somewhere, but I can't remember where! โโ
โโ It's looking cold out there today. I hope you've wrapped up warm. โโ
โโ I love this bird that you've found! It's an energetic little thing, isn't it? โโ
โโ All you ever seem to do in these games is shoot this or jump on that. Why don't they make games about knitting? โโ
โโ Ssshhhhh! I'm on my last life, and you're breaking my concentration! โโ
โโ Can you help? I can't get off this level - and I've been playing it for weeks! โโ