The Monster in the Walls

Over the last century or so we've heard a lot about women's rights, women's suffrage, and what have you. I believe that women and men are completely equal and that they should have equal rights and equal opportunity and all that business. I agree with all the women fighting for it as well, but what bothers me is that out of all of these women fighting for equal rights, I have not heard a single one of these "feminist" fighting to include women in the draft. Equal rights equals equal responsibility.

Question: What if math doesn't exist?

1. Get a bucket with an easy way in and no way out. 2. Put some meat in the bucket. 3. Some of the rats will be drawn into the bucket, wait for them to finish the meat. 4. After the meat is done, the rats will begin to starve and have no choice but to eat each other. 5. Release this rat back into your home. Now you have a man on the inside who knows all the secret tunnels and has a taste for rat meat.

Question: I heard a person today say, "I know I'm not as smart as I think." But if he knows that, doesn't that mean he is exactly as smart as he thinks? Answer: It doesn't matter, he is just an idiot for saying that.

Do you ever just look at someone and think, "your baby is probably going to have scoliosis"