The Evil Lord Exdeath

My need for evil tree is overwhelming. I’m gonna be starting new, unfollowing ALOT of people. If you see this, and are still interested in doing stuff please like or let me know.

Lo! Did the sky tear into a starry veil, swallowing the mage’s towerin a powerful vacuum before sealing itself closed, naught but barren-charred earth remaining behind.

Stand before me, worms, and tremble!”

“We come to you from far-reaching corners of the cosmos-  o’ elven Prince. Will you at least hear what this one has to offer?”

“Today is the day.”

“You fool, stop! you meddle with magics far beyond your  meager comprehension! Continue your idiocy and we might  all be destroyed.”

He doesn’t need to eat or drink and he can’t get drunk. Exdeath only does this because he can, and because it deprives very many people of food put to better use.

‘Drink one martini, and suddenly all of team Chaos  is calling you ‘the martini tree’...’

“Then surely part of my body would tear itself away in search of water.”

“Fancy trees require fancy drinks.”

“It’s the sound of no one caring, worm.”