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Whoops this blog was accidentally put on hiatus I'm over on @neoregalia as an rp blog and @prettypaeonia as my personal most of the time okay okay ily all

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TEXT MESSAGE STARTERS ! Send one of the prompts below to get a response from my muse.
drunk texts:
( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am
( ✉ → sms ) i fukcing miss yo u
( ✉ → sms ) i look so fuckigjn GOOD
( ✉ → sms ) i csnst stop throwiging up
( ✉ → sms ) fu ck you for hurting me
( ✉ → sms ) why dotn you ever call me anymore huh
( ✉ → sms ) stop being so fuckigjn borign and coekm to my party
( ✉ → sms ) i dropped my pzziza o nt eh floror im fuckgin pissed
( ✉ → sms ) i j sut left you a 3 mintue long voicemail singing. sorry
( ✉ → sms ) even when i’m durnk ic ant sotp thinking about oyu
hateful texts:
( ✉ → sms ) you’re pathetic
( ✉ → sms ) you make me miserable
( ✉ → sms ) fuck you. delete my number.
( ✉ → sms ) you never meant anything to me, anyway.
( ✉ → sms ) fuck your apologies, you can keep them.
( ✉ → sms ) congrats on always ruining everything
( ✉ → sms ) my life would be so much easier without you.
( ✉ → sms ) and next time you feel like calling me… don’t.
( ✉ → sms ) i don’t want anything to do with you anymore.
( ✉ → sms ) if your goal was to make me hate you, then congratulations. mission accomplished.
misc/random texts:
( ✉ → sms ) i think my neighbor is an alien.
( ✉ → sms ) help me think of a name for my new dog
( ✉ → sms ) sooooo… what was your first impression of me
( ✉ → sms ) should i get pizza or chicken wings for dinner?
( ✉ → sms ) no one’s ever made me feel the way you do.
( ✉ → sms ) i borrowed your weed. hope you don’t mind.
( ✉ → sms ) why do they say drugs are bad when they make you feel so good
( ✉ → sms ) today is the oldest you’ve ever been, but the youngest you’ll ever be again…
( ✉ → sms ) [ File Attached: 001329.jpg ] of all the drunk pictures i have of you, this one is my favorite.
( ✉ → sms ) i used your pics to catfish someone, and since they bought me a laptop… you have a date with them tomorrow.
Halloween/Fall Starters
-“Did you cut yourself carving the pumpkin? Let me see it.” -“Stay still I’m almost done with your costume.” -“What do you say if we take the kids early and have some treats of our own tonight?” -“Is there some pumpkin type of flavor or cooking thing you want me to make?” -“That costume you’re wearing is super sexy.” -“It’s warmer under the blanket cave I’ve made.” -“Hold my hand before we go in.” -“You shouldn’t go out there!” -“Stay here with me until the sun comes up?” -“The colors this year on the trees are beautiful and vibrant.” -“Is this fresh made cider?” -“If you bob for one apple and get it on the first try I’ll give you a kiss.” -“I prefer you without the costume on.” -“I’m not going as that. Nothing you say or do will convince me otherwise.” -“I cant even see your head hardly, you’re buried in a mountain of an oversized sweater.” -“You got a little too into this holiday didn’t you?” -“I’m not going in a graveyard.” -“It’s surprisingly warm out today for being autumn.” -“Don’t scare me please.” -“(insert other muse’s name) I know you’re in the closet.” -“Please take a jacket on our walk or stand near me.” -“This is super good can I get the recipe?” -“Are we doing this? I mean really doing this? Because I hate haunted houses.” -“OK but if someone pops out at me and I punch them its not my fault.” -“I can help you with decorations if you’d like?” -“Why are you so hell bent on giving me a good scare?” -“Stop putting the blanket on and going boo.” -“Did you see a creepy figure in the yard?” -“A bonfire in the late fall is super nice.” -“Lets go out of sync with tradition and make something non pumpkin related to eat please.” -“What should be go as?” -“We’re a little too old to go trick or treating.” -“Why did you give the pumpkin such a stupid face?” -“You’re a little too obsessed with Halloween.” -“Gory movie marathon. You, me, and my couch. Right now.” -“Lets go to a costume party.” -“You’re going to win the contest for sure.”
(feel free to add more)
((Anyone playing/has played Dragon Quest Builders wanna give me a hand with something???))
random injury/injured scenario memes !
send a symbol to find my muse —–
🌌 - suffering from blunt force trauma ( a hard punch to the face, hit with a bat, etc ) 🔪 - suffering from a stab wound 🔑- sitting on the ground, wheezing & coughing 💔 - crying & taking their rage/sorrow/etc out on a wall with their fist ✴️ - trying to tend to bad burns somewhere on their body 📢 - having just been in a fight & is now dizzy, ears ringing ⬇️ - throwing up from a sickness or injury they have ⛓ - chained to a wall/floor/ceiling & beaten bloody

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what is ONE THING you like about the way i play my character?
“Spirited Away” sentence meme
Send one to my muse for their reaction
“You don’t remember your name?”
“Don’t worry, I’ve got four-wheel drive.”
“I’ve known you since you were very small.”
“Where is your home? Don’t you have any friends or family?”
“What did you do with my baby?”
“Don’t cling like that, you’ll make me trip.”
“You’re such a dope. I was really worried.”
“I’m not leaving until you give me a job!”
“I just remembered something from a long time ago, I think it may help you.”
“Want some gold? I’m not giving it to anybody else!”
“Don’t worry, it won’t turn you into a pig.”
“I’m sorry I called you a dope before… I take it back!”
“You saved me… I knew you were good!”
“I finally get a bouquet and it’s a goodbye present. That’s depressing.”
“Just one rose isn’t a bouquet.”
“Once you’ve met someone, you never really forget them. It just takes a while for your memories to return.”
“Scrub it yourself!”
“What is it that you want?”
“Now keep on your toes, and if you need anything, ask me, okay?”
“If you don’t eat some food from this world, you’ll disappear.”
“Why don’t you wake everyone up?”
“What are all those stones? They look like little houses.”
“I was going to save it for my parents, but I think you’d better have it.”
“What an esophagus!”
“You’re the one everyone’s been looking for!”
“I’m see-through!”
“You shouldn’t be here. Get out of here, now!”
“If you don’t play with me, I’ll cry.”
((Sorry I’ve not been around much guys, after not being able to eat in like…3 days now, every muscle in my body aching, a migraine so bad that blinking is too loud and a fever of 39oC, I feel like absolute shit and I have no idea what it is. I literally just woke up and I still feel absolutely awful.))
Oh, wow. It's Munday already. Put some of these in my askbox, and I will respond OOC.
ᄏ: Play any instruments?
ω: Have you ever dyed your hair? If so, what color(s)?
△: Have you ever painted the walls of your room?
【・ヘ・?】: Ever tripped in front a bunch of people?
*: When was the last time you tied your hair up? (if your hair is long enough)
旦: Last time you drove your car (if you can drive/have one)?
愛: Are you currently dating?
太: When it's New Year's, do you make New Year Resolutions and actually commit to them?
@: Ever felt attracted to the opposite sex before?
(`▽´)Ψ: Did you used to play hide-and-seek when you were little inside stores?
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ : Have you ever had to hug someone you didn't want to?
空: Did you ever throw up after one roller coaster ride or a few?
☆: Have you ever played games such as 'Spin the Bottle'?
⊙: Are you happy with where you are in life right now?
ヽ(゚Д゚)ノ: Have you ever wanted to flip a table before? If so, why?
ピ: Did you like Pokemon as a child?
(⌒.−): Are there times where you wish to go back in time and redo or fix something you regret?
♪: Do you find yourself singing or humming to yourself sometimes?
☁: Ever wanted to learn a foreign language?
(;° ロ°): Have you ever lost your wallet or purse?
ス: Have you ever swallowed gum?
⅚: Post the link if your current favorite song.
ღ: Post a gif of what you're currently feeling right now.
≘: Have you ever watched the sun rise?
☄: Would you defend a friend if they were in danger?
➍: Ever been to a concert? Was it fun?
♛: Do you like group projects?
高: How often do you use headphones/earbuds?
ಲ: Headphones or earbuds?
♞: Showers or baths?
✗: Walks on the beach or in a forest?
⊙﹏⊙: Which horror movie scared you the most? If any?
^∇^: Has your best friend ever made you angry?
(._.): Do you think you are an awkward person?
メ: Cupcakes or muffins?
(●´∀`●): Ponies or Horses?
♯: Would you like to be able to fly?
ℝ: What color shirt are you currently wearing?
Æ: What color underwear did you wear yesterday?
☪: Have you ever flipped off someone?
♬: Cats or dogs?
礼: Would you swim in the lake or ocean?
の: Chocolate or Vanilla?
◐: Have you ever seen a meteor shower?
ᄇ: Have you ever broken a bone?
ℨ: If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
.♔: Know the Duck Song? The Llama Song? Banana Phone?
۞: What shows did you watch when you were a child?
▼: Could you live without the internet?
Д: Strangest food you've eaten?
까: Cookies or brownies?
TEXT MEMES (SOME NSFW).
[text]: did you enjoy the pics? ;)
[text]: send me pictures
[text]: where are you? why aren’t you back yet?
[text]: I SWEAR TO GOD I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU
[text]: i dont know if this is what i want anymore
[wrong number text]: (muse name) has gone out for the night, i’m all alone ;)
[wrong number text]: i just don’t know if i love them anymore
[wrong number text]: can we forget about last night? don’t tell (muse name) please!
[wrong number text]: i fucked her/him aha ;-) told (muse name) it was just a drunk kiss tho
[text]: i love you so fucking much
[text]: i hate you
[drunk text]: UR SUCH A BITCH I H9 U
[text]: i cannot stop thinking about you
[text]: i need you. now.
[text]: please respond. im so worried about you
[text]: last night was so GOOD
[text]: what are you wearing? ;)
[text]: is he bigger than me?
[text]: did you sleep with her ?!
[text]: you’re just a slut
[drunk text]: yOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL !!>!
[drunk text]: dont tell (muse name) but theY ARE so hot
[drunk text]: im iss youu
[text]: bed or floor? ;-)
[text]: not to be desperate or anything but im currently home alone and on the verge of jerking myself off to pictures of you. would be better if it was the real you though !
[text]: i want you naked.
[text]: are you going to the party on saturday?
[text]: i want to show you how much i love you
[text]: do you hate me?
[text]: i’m so sorry
[text]: WAS THAT A SEXT
[text]: family dinner tomorrow night, and i’m prolly gonna finger you under the table..
[text]: I just bought new underwear for the sole purpose of you taking it off
[text]: netflix and chill?
[drunk text]: lveae me alone for 29 minutes !!! jeezss
[text]: damn you looked so good today. kinda wanted to bend you over that table you were leaning on lol
[text]: where are you i have something you need to fix (its a boner)
[text]: wtf is the notebook even about?? “if you’re a bird then i’m a bird” ? they’re both humans

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❛ i wanna make a diss track about myself ❜
popular text posts + ask memes (part two) [ Accepting] @artificx
“Oh really? Don’t worry, I’ll help you. There’s plenty of things I have to say that would help you.”
popular text posts + ask memes (part two)
❛ i don’t have time for a relationship. do you know how many books i need to read? ❜ ❛ i think it’s hilarious when people tell me i’m laid back because i’ve pretty uch been screaming nonstop in my head since like fifth grade ❜ ❛ coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just… not good ❜ ❛ i’m a piece of shit, but it’s fine ❜ ❛ how i am supposed to have a lit summer with $4.65 ❜ ❛ i’m a huge fan of space; both outer and personal ❜ ❛ and to your left, you can see me, ruining everything ❜ ❛ any full cast musical number can be a solo if you believe hard enough ❜ ❛ kinda hungry, kinda horny, kinda tired, kinda wanna get a tattoo ❜ ❛ no amount of under eye concealer can cover up how tired i am of this world ❜ ❛ i’m ready for autumn, but not autumn responsibilities ❜ ❛ today i’m wearing a lovely shade of i slept like shit so don’t piss me off ❜ ❛ i’m not making enough boys nervous ❜ ❛ i really want my last words to be ‘hey, wanna see a dead body?’ ❜ ❛ don’t you hate it when money goes away when you spend it? ❜ ❛ i’m always a slut for conspiracy theories ❜ ❛ i wanna make a diss track about myself ❜ ❛ true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch ❜ ❛ i’d be such a good girlfriend/boyfriend/s.o. you’re all missing out ❜ ❛ sorry i was late. i can’t conceptualize time. ❜ ❛ fuck what the aliens said ❜ ❛ sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments ❜ ❛ if outfit repeating was a crime i would be sentenced to life without parole ❜ ❛ does anyone have ten thousand dollars they don’t want? ❜ ❛ i want a sugar daddy, but i know nicki minaj wants me to be independent ❜ ❛ i stress about stress before there’s even stress to stress about ❜ ❛ i don’t have plans for tonight or the rest of my life if anyone wants to have a drink or get married ❜ ❛ tbh sometimes you just gotta let me be dramatic because i will get over it, but let me be dramatic first. ❜ ❛ painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk ❜ ❛ if we date, you have to hold my hand in the car. no exceptions. ❜ ❛ in an unfortunate development, i am now awake ❜ ❛ you’re hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you ❜ ❛ kinda hurt, kinda offended, kinda not planning on saying anything about it ❜ ❛ trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary. i do it to myself just fine. ❜ ❛ if you don’t think i’m a princess then you’re 100% right. i’m the fucking queen. ❜ ❛ fuck summer. i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october. ❜ ❛ lana may have fucked her way up to the top, but i am bullshitting my way up to the middle ❜ ❛ i don’t want to get involved in the drama, i just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened ❜ ❛ so… do you want to watch 49.7 hours of parks and recreation with me? ❜ ❛ i hit rock bottom like every two weeks ❜ ❛ can someone please be proud of me? like fuck, i’m trying. ❜ ❛ give me a few days to overthink about it ❜ ❛ can i sell my feelings on ebay? i don’t want them anymore. ❜ ❛ i’m really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time ❜ ❛ when does hibernation start because i am 100% participating in that ❜ ❛ don’t you hate it when you wake up and you’re awake ❜ ❛ i lowkey just wanna make sure you’re happy as fuck ❜ ❛ i literally have no idea what i’m gonna do if i don’t end up rich ❜ ❛ you know you’re in deep when you love listening to them talk and you get attached to their voice ❜ ❛ no offense, but when is it my turn for someone to be in love with me ❜ ❛ i’m an asshole with a really big heart ❜ ❛ i have to be funny because being hot is not an option ❜ ❛ can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do ❜ ❛ okay that’s cool, but consider the following: snuggling with me until i fall asleep ❜ ❛ please handle me with care. i am a very sleepy and soft creature. ❜ ❛ drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious, and most importantly, drunk. ❜
Send “What did you just throw at me?” and I’ll generate a number between 1 - 40 for an item my muse throws at yours including why they throwed it, and write a starter based on the generated scenario.
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✿✿✿✿✿✿ ((Kiss him :'3))
send me✿ and i’ll generate a number@voidheartbeats28. kiss to the corner of the mouth
Strobe lights stroke the lines of bodies as they shift, highlighting the sharp planes of cheekbones and the brightness of eyes. The group is in their element, bounding over the span of the stage to the cheers of their audience. It’s so easy, slipping into the chaos: Saeyoung becomes Seven onstage, part of the constellation that is his team. The song shifts to something tastefully sultry. It’s pure instinct to slink to Vanitas, to shift into his rhythm as they’ve practiced a thousand times. Give the fans a hint of what they want, Saeyoung’s been told. Certainly, feeding into the rumours of behind-the-scenes shenanigans with Vanitas is precisely what the fans desire. If he’s being honest with himself– it’s not like Saeyoung’s opposed. So he leans in, outstretched fingertips skimming Vanitas’ hip and venturing cheekily up his side. A twist of a dance; a roll of the hips; a shift closer. Their mouths brush– just the corners. Just a graze. Screams erupt from the fans, accompanied by the flash of cameras, and Saeyoung ensures to grin as he tugs at Vanitas’ hair and pulls away. His body thrums for the remainder of the show.

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“You’re like everyone’s pet cat anyway! All you do is grump around and refuse my affection; I’m just completing your purrsona~.” He gets it; Vanitas is the cool, unattainable one of the group. That’s his allure. Just makes Saeyoung wanna deconstruct all those barbs and dig his way underneath. Besides: Vanitas would be adorable in kitty-cat ears. “Yeah, yeah, I’m practicing,” he huffs, making a big show of stretching– all the while remaining in a lounging position upon the ground. He wiggles his hands like he’s waiting for his darling bandmate to help him up. “We’re supposed to incorporate a little fanservice into this one, riiiiiiiight?”
Rolling his eyes at the other’s pun, Vanitas leaned down and grabbed Saeyoung’s hand regardless, hoisting him up to his feet with ease.
“Fucking purrsona. I can’t believe how funny you think you are. Anyway, its not like we need any fanservice. The whole of the fandom are already convinced we’re secretly dating behind closed doors.”
I mean, were they? There’d been some sort of tension between them for a long time now, but Vanitas couldn’t really figure out what exactly that tension was. Hate? Lust? Romance? Annoyance?
God knows, but he’d be dead before he made the first move on something like this.