Untitled

you know i love people who will just randomly say what they think about you to you but do you have to expose my deepest darkest secrets. i mean this has happened twice this month

i’ve just been hired to be a mechanic, but i have no idea what i’m doing. i’m screwed

haha i’m not like other girls i laced every piece of silverware in my home with a deadly poison i’m just so quirky

i think my posts are bad and then i see y’all posting about wanting to eat lightbulbs and i feel at peace now

imagine a world where string cheese was made completely out of american cheese.. disgusting

shoutout to all y’all who don’t know their music taste cuz fuck me neither

there’s a spider in my room and i dunno where it is, can someone please come over and get it? please and thank you

the sun is red and my world is burning, welcome to my tedtalk

haha this laughing gas is makin me feel funny aha i think i’m dying wooo

update: people in bookstores talk about books... good to know

today I have been beaten in chess by a nine year old. never have I felt so powerless

what part of an apple keeps doctors away? the skin? the core? can we make stronger apples? can we make something like an apple potion, that destroys doctors? we may never know. in this essay i will