Melody

Links to my free sewing patterns! - big manta ray - smaller manta ray - monster friend (those monsters with horns I’ve been making lately, but without horns) - pie slice - Fred, the Fish of Minimal Effort - tiny cat (aka Jiji) - mini mothman - whale shark/donut whale shark - juggling frog/toad (aka my smallest, simplest frog pattern of the three I’ve made) - large frog - tiny hedgehog - minecraft bee - minecraft zombie - blorbo - Strawberry Hearts quilt pattern - starfish - little octopus - canvas tote (wider than it is tall) - canvas tote (taller than it is wide, more of a grocery bag)  - basic bat and ghost - mini mushroom friends - whale - hammerhead shark - simple seal - cartoon flea (the one from Emperor’s New Groove) - little stingray Tutorials: - flannel baby blanket tutorial - onigiri bag tutorial - tomato pattern design walkthrough (how I design the pattern, not a link to the pattern itself) - giant worm tutorial (I don’t know why it’s marked mature? it’s a worm)

I love you calories. my beautiful wife calories

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

PMDD is wild because you'll have the worst week of your life and its like depression in their worst form and you don't have the spiritual energy to achieve anything in your life and everything is pointless forever and then your hormones settle and you're like "woah dude I love my life so much. Wtf was that."

i'm still upset that I only found out about PMDD on this website. like what the fuck, high school education, doctors?? why the FUCK did you skip the fine print that experiencing despair/self-harm/suicidal thoughts before your period is, in fact, NOT a normal PMS symptom, and that you should go to a doctor about it for the possibility of having PMDD?!

Since I hate having to do my own searches to verify stuff, here’s a Science Daily link and the journal article it cites for any similarly lazy-but-conscientious people after me. (And the University of Michigan press release, for what it’s worth.)

God bless Tumblr users and their respect for primary sources

Yeah I could make taro milk tea without the purple sweet potato powder but then the drink wouldn’t be purple and if the drink isn’t purple then I have to ask myself what the point is. Sure it tastes good but it’s not purple

If you've ever seen a stranger on the street physically flinch or jump because you sneezed so loud that you startled them, you've got to work on that. Like I don't care if it's involuntary, figure it out. Find a way to make it stop. Doing that shit is a character flaw at this point. It's obnoxious.

Correlation does not necessarily imply causation, but there is a significant overlap between people who shout when they sneeze, and people who are obnoxious on purpose.

When I was a child I had sneezes that could shake a building. It was entirely unintentional, I didn’t like it and it even hurt sometimes. But the whole house would be quiet and I unfortunately had seasonal allergies and would absolutely demolish a peaceful environment and my throat. However ☝️ I am a grown adult now and I did figure out how to quiet them up without suppressing them or hurting myself. So if any of you guys are saying it’s just how you sneeze, cool, me too. I fixed it though.

tomorrow i fix my life #fixmylife #tomorrow