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i forgot that this is what the entire comic is

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yeah (nodding stoicly) discard that post...

vmvirtualmachine

jesus fucking christ, just had an 11/10 nightmare. the cadillac of nightmares

vmvirtualmachine

it was in continuity with another horrible nightmare that id actually forgotten about so i was rattled wondering where all that came from and now im lying awake trying to avoid thinking about either of them. what the fuck man

vmvirtualmachine

actually still got me fucked up dude. at least i havent had another one

innerchildabortionclinic

I have a theory that certain niches of zoosadist content are political, and the viewers are using the animal as a replacement for who they actually want to hurt. It's just easier and less risky for them to access content where animals are used. This is based on an exposé a while back that involved a lot of Trump supporters paying for animal torture content, I will let you know if I find/remember the article covering it

innerchildabortionclinic

Found what I was thinking about

It's not just the flags in the background of this particular video distributor that made me suspect such motives, but if you read the article, the way viewers are talking about and engaging with the content. It's hateful.

vmvirtualmachine

jesus fucking christ, just had an 11/10 nightmare. the cadillac of nightmares

vmvirtualmachine

it was in continuity with another horrible nightmare that id actually forgotten about so i was rattled wondering where all that came from and now im lying awake trying to avoid thinking about either of them. what the fuck man

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jesus fucking christ, just had an 11/10 nightmare. the cadillac of nightmares

vmvirtualmachine

so many things in this world are just *mimes jerking off motion*

falsedetective

cake is such an underappreciated band. i can’t believe we brought back low rise flare jeans before we brought back cake in the top 40

falsedetective

i’m just saying cake’s music would be widely regarded as so sexy if it wasn’t for all the mariachi horns and vibraslap and the vocalist didn’t always sound like he was explaining his suicide plans to a gun store clerk in sacramento. the world wasn’t ready for them

digital-morganism-deactivated20

The fact that it sounds like a dispassionate reading of a terrorist manifesto is a feature

kingcatnine

i know it's not fair to compare the writing of recent debut tumblr authors to Terry Pratchett no matter how much they want to be him but reading a discworld really is making me despair at ppl not understanding what makes a metaphor good. Pratchett just hit me with "the silence of the room crowded in like a fist slowly being clenched" and you want to try my patience with sharpened bananas. go home.

#dawg .......

you ever just see someone where genuinely ceasing to post would have a real, materially beneficial effect on their life and self. not me though

#not me though

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when you look up "the overload" on youtube fucking yard act comes up. before the talking heads song. sputtering and choking in horror and rage

#1m views on a yard act song. 1m people exposed to yard act #burn it all to the ground we're done for it's over

you know i sometimes talk shit about jeff tweedys vocals but wilco has some of the only music i will actively sing along to. this could mean something psychological

despazito

When the riff comes back slower and nastier

so many things in this world are just *mimes jerking off motion*

darkspaceboytoy

I just wish we’d had some way of knowing that the Nazi tattooed bigot who did mercenary work for Blackwater and was abusive to the women he had relationships with was a bad guy before he’d gotten this far. If only we’d had some sort of visual warning for who Graham Platner was. If only he might have had something on his body that could tell us he was no good, before we let him run this long. Hindsight’s 20 fucking 20 I guess though huh

#getting fettermanned by a dog

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yeah dude, hydrogen and oxygen. duh.

i absolutely hate my proportions sometimes i don't know why i let myself be conned into buying a regular ass normal sized exercise bike by the pushy sales guy when my knees are millimetres away from hitting the handlebars because lo and behold, can't use it for 15 minutes without triggering knee pain. i am such a dumb fuck and extremely tall

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