Big Buff Cheeto Puff

“Lady who has a Bible Verse for every situation.”

I love druids and want to make a druid of every race (I only have a night elf so far).

I’ve bought all the buyable mounts…

I hate to dungeon. Tanks are always like,“OMG! Turn off pet! It’s TaKING TOO MUCH DPS!” So,I just turn my pet to Passive for the rest of the instance. I hope the tank finds privite time with a cactus.

I wish I had a photo of King Varian, I need something to wipe my ass with.

I think all Horde characters are ugly except Blood Elves. Also the only Alliance characters I think are attractive are Night Elves, Draenei, and Worgens.  And I only like the models for females of those few races.

For some reason I feel like Yrel would be asexual or demisexual. I don’t know why.

I make a lot of male belfs because I think they’re hot… none of them are over level 15 cuz i just make them walk around naked

I like the oculus

Let’s be honest here.. any race that’s at least 6'0 ft  tall, has a “masculine build” and looks like they can crush you. (Aka: Tauren, Orcs, Draenei.) - attracts more “jerks” than anything else.  Not much of a competition there.

I kinda still wanted to side with Arthas after Light’s Hope in the DK starting area. Sure, it wouldn’t quite be logical, but it’d still be cool.

Everyone criticizes hunters, saying they let their pets do all the work, but I really get into it. I form a bond with my pets. We’re a  team, and we fight equally. If my pet dies, I fly into a rage and will either kill everything around me or die trying. My pet is NOT a whipping boy, NOT a punching bag. My pet is my right arm - an extension of me. So don’t you dare accuse me of letting my pet take a beating for me.

I have a mount hoarding problem

Nothing pisses me off more than tanks flying through a dungeon at breakneck speeds.