shroom zone

why is it sooo hard to conclude essays. I said all that because fuck you thats why

Good tv show will stay with you for a couple of days, a bad tv show will carry you through crises, death, breaking up, getting fired, divorce, depression and stay with you until the day you die

turn around and drive 581 miles in the opposite direction to see bucee. fuck you

havent talked to friend in a while and dont know how to start up a conversation? consider succumbing to the darkness in your heart and becoming a tragic miniboss for them to fight with the power of friendship. works every time.

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

the devils sacrament always has the funniest posts

this post was about someone writing an ask to a bdsm rp blog asking to be "bread and stuffed" and the dom running the blog responding with "good girl, of course i can help you with that!" and sharing a calzone recipe

@massachusetts-official

my beautiful baby who i'm naming untitled document

i can't seem to find my baby

hey itll be okay. blorbo covered in blood

love when a character is a scientist and their speciality is science and they do science in a science lab. no specifics no clear goals no clue where their funding comes from. dont even worry about it. science.

i NEED someone to talk to about The Thing I Enjoy <- says the person who shuts down and says nothing when they get the chance to talk about The Thing They Enjoy

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

every person you meet will have one bit that only they find funny. it is important that you hate that bit as much as possible in order to enrich their experience of doing the bit. it is part of the enjoyment of the bit