Rejoice

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

wuh oh guys! Set thrusters to bedtime because I just got a signal from planet Sleepy: they are going to kill us with lasers

what does “Atlanta Drunk” mean to you

One time when i was in atanta i saw a ufo but i wasnt drunk or anythng i promise u this

atanta lol

It's actually kind of ridiculous how trans women have been pushed out of transmisogyny, like the mythical flawlessly passing perfectly feminine femboy who has to tell the audience stand in flirting with him "Actually I'm a guy" is just the same transmisogynistic joke since the fucking nineties of someone flirting with a woman and then suddenly noticing they're trans except now in a progressive turn of events, there are no more trans women! To prevent transphobia we have erased trans women while keeping the exact same jokes used against them for decades! We hope to make a much more sensitive and respectful place without trans women for everyone!

people keep saying punk is not dead but i really just don't think that that's true

punk is objectively dead because punk is about kicking dogs and dogs went extinct because they all died from being kicked all the time. i don't understand why everyone acts like this is not the case

punk's not dead, in fact punk was never born. because real dogs haven't been invented yet