Rejoice

wait op is 15. I don't want to argue with them. [visibly scheduling a reblog] what day is op's birthday

first of all happy birthday. congratulations on making it this far. you'll find that I edited the contents of this reblog for each of your birthdays that passed since you made this post to include slightly more personal wishes and I'm honestly really proud of you. also I'm sorry about your cat(?), since there was never a good time to say it so I thought I'd just include those condolences while I'm at it. now with all that out of the way,

if you tragically passed before this reblog arrived, I'm sorry about that. but please understand I've been waiting quite a while and it would feel like such an anticlimax if I cancelled this. have a peer take over your spot in the argument if you're uh... you know... unavailable, to put it delicately. sorry if that happened, also.

anyway, to get back on track, digimon was not just worse pokemon

One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey

what am I gonna do? play de getarr?

see i only [unintelligible] MESH NIGHT 

no I lovie

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower