I don't know

why do russians end their sentences with) while texting. ??

Yeah I was wondering the same thing! Can anyone explain?

ooh i’m glad to explain this! see this smiling face :) ? well! in Russia we somehow ended up not using the eye part. so if someone texts you with lots of “))“s in the end of their message, they are just trying to be friendly and smile! same with (, if a russian person ends their message like that((, it means they are sad. hope that helped!)

#russians dont have eyes

I will judge my followers if they don’t reblog this

I love all the faces in the background

this is perfect

Look at every single face

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THE EXTREMELY UPSET OLD LADY IN THE BACKGROUND AHAHAHHA

The faces are ridic

why is he sitting like a 14th century monarch

he is one

me trying to express how I feel: Idk I just feel like…idk…idk…idk man. Nvm I’m good.

“Kyle accidentally started a Lesbian cult”

This is the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire goddamn life

talent: overthinking every situation ever

nothing but respect for MY lesbian big cat couple

Butch/Butch couple

You drew them in the corresponding ethnicities for their Geographic locations!!! Bless you, you have no idea how sick and tired I am of white human lion king characters.

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powerful Queen x Dipshit energy

I remember first learning that you can cry from any emotion, that emotions are chemical levels in your brain and your body is constantly trying to maintain equilibrium. so if one emotion sky rockets, that chemical becomes flagged and signals the tear duct to open as an exit to release that emotion packaged neatly within a tear. Everything made sense after learning that. That sudden stability of your emotions after crying. How crying is often accompanied by the inability to feel any other emotion in that precise moment. And it is especially beautiful knowing that it is even possible to experience so much beauty or love or happiness that your body literally can’t hold on to all of it. So what I’ve learned is that crying signifies that you are feeling as much as humanely possible and that is living to the fullest extent. So keep feeling and cry often and as much as needed

SHIT WHAT

Never would have known

Ah yes, the emotions: grief, change, onion, humor

my housemate was joking about me having an affair with someone, but she got stuck on a gender-neutral word for mistress/master and said mattress