um, a blog, i guess?

Whenever I feel bad about myself, I’m going to remind myself that Nine would think I’m important (and amazing).

film bros are really watching “twin peaks” when they could be watching “twinks pee”

eda is 5 this year :)

Im also celebrating this dogs birthday

the problem with writing fantasy is that i have to constantly stop myself from having people say "jesus fucking christ." jesus didn't exist here dammit. i need a fake swear that means the same thing i think

We need to isolate and start selectively breeding the plastic eating bacteria so we can optimise their efficiency, and then somehow splice their DNA into the gut bacteria of an obligate carnivore, so we can put it in our cats gut biomes so they'll finally be free of having to choose between whether they want to eat plastic or whether they want to live.

i know the death note is supposed to be a cautionary tale but. just give it to me. it would make all of this so much easier

after a few months they would just run out of guys to make president. nobody would wanna do it they'd be like i don't want to get a heart attack no thank you

i know absolute power corrupts absolutely or whatever but i think we can trust tooie with this one its fineeee.

im literally green

lana del rey shld make an anti anorexia song but in the most problematic way possible yk tge chorus shld say fatten me up daddy or smth

lowballing you at the marketplace of ideas

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I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.

Or even like... Cannon warfare.

Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.

I could siege this property.

In fairness, you could siege most properties. You can siege a castle. Famously so.

OP must've been cozy in bed with her plushies when she made this post

would not do coke in front of a vampire. what if I get a nosebleed and they eat me

welcome to my dog surgery themed birthday party