A proper birthday party
Summary: A completely reasonable birthday celebration that Leona definitely authorized. How could anything go wrong?
Character(s): Savanaclaw
Word count: 2206
A/N: So... I spent like 80% of my brain power for the 21 gifts fic, so this is what left of it. Still, happy birthday Leona (in countries west of GMT)
Disclaimer: I deliberately made everyone more stupid than needed and anything that could go wrong went wrong. Everything below the 'keep reading' line is ridiculous. Proceed with caution ig?
Leona had been reading the same page for 5 minutes. The book was simple, it was just that Savanaclaw had been too suspicious to ignore.
A group of freshmen burst through the lounge doorway, arguing loudly over a wooden pole and several rolls of cloth. However, the moment they noticed Leona stretched across the sofa, they froze. Usually, they would shout a greeting loud enough to wake the entire dorm. Today, they just disappeared through the back door without another word.
Leona turned a page.
Ruggie had also passed through the lounge several times that morning, always carrying something different: bags of food, ribbon, a wooden crate, then nothing at all - which was somehow the most suspicious trip.
On his next pass, Leona lowered his book.
âBusy?â
Ruggie nearly dropped the bags in his arms. âMe? Nah. Just shopping.â
âFor what?â
âStuff.â
âThat answerâs gonna cost you.â
âPut it on my tab.â Ruggie hurried away before Leona could question him further.
Then, several students crept through the back entrance carrying a large rectangular box. It might have been less obvious if a banner hadnât dropped off the box. The students turned to pick up the banner and saw Leona watching. One of them cleared his throat. âYou didnât see anything.â
âGet out.â
They fled, nearly wedging the box in the doorway.
Leona placed the book over his face. His birthday was today. It would take an idiot not to realise what they were planning, and Leona had no interest in waiting around to see how much noise, property damage, and forced enthusiasm it involved. The easiest solution was to disappear until tomorrow.
He stood, put the book on the table, and headed for the dorm entrance. Ruggie intercepted him in the corridor, a sack over one shoulder and a clipboard tucked under his arm. âGoing somewhere?â
âAway.â
âFor long?â
Leona looked at him. Ruggie smiled innocently.
âWhatever dumb idea youâve got,â Leona said, âkeep it away from my room.â
Ruggieâs ears perked.
âThat wasnât permission.â
âWouldnât dream of misunderstanding you.â
Leona left before Ruggieâs grin could become any more suspicious. And the moment he disappeared through the mirror, Ruggie turned back toward the dorm. âAlright,â he called. âEverybody out.â
After everyone gathered in the lounge area, Ruggie climbed onto a chair and raised his clipboard. âGood news. The Housewarden has personally authorized the birthday celebration. With one condition: Everything stays away from his room. And to keep things organised, this will now be a competitive birthday celebration.â
Jack immediately objected to this interpretation, but by then the competitive spirit had already spread through the crowd.
Ruggie unveiled a point system.
Carrying supplies earned two points. Bringing food earned five. Winning any official birthday challenge earned ten. Preventing property damage earned a five-point bonus, while causing it to lose twenty.
At the bottom of the page, written in larger letters, was an additional rule: paying Ruggie an administrative fee earned fifty bonus points. Ruggie conveniently ignored Jackâs protest again.
âWhat does the winner get?â someone shouted.
Ruggie spread his arms. âBragging rights.â
The dorm changed immediately. Students who had been moving decorations together began arguing over ownership of the work. Two second-years seized opposite ends of the largest banner, each claiming the right to hang it because he had carried the more difficult side. Their struggle nearly pulled down a curtain rod before someone remembered the property-damage penalty.Â
Nearby, another group unrolled the main birthday slogan.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOUSEWADEN.
The missing letter produced a brief silence. Then everyone began blaming everyone else. One student attempted to correct the mistake with paint. He used too large a brush, covered half the original word, and continued across the stone behind it until the correction occupied a considerable portion of the wall. The slogan was technically spelled correctly afterward. The wall was not technically supposed to be gold.
While the others argued over whether repainting counted as fixing damage or causing more of it, Ruggie set up a small table near the lounge entrance and began selling betting slips on whoever would finish with the most points.Â
The sheets listed odds, names, and several suspiciously specific side bets, including whether the cake would survive the day and how many pieces of furniture would need replacing. Jack confiscated the entire stack as soon as he found it.
Ruggie waited until Jack had walked away. Then he reached beneath the table and produced a second bundle labelled REPLACEMENT BETTING SLIPS.
Once the decorations were finished, or at least reached the point where further work risked collapsing part of the lounge, Ruggie announced the first official event.
They had a decorated dorm, a cake somewhere on the premises, and enough food to feed half the school. What they did not have was Leona. A birthday celebration, Ruggie pointed out, could not properly begin without its birthday boy.
He knew most of Leonaâs preferred sleeping locations: the botanical garden, the library balconies, the shade near the Spelldrive field, and several quiet corners around campus that no one else had realised were suitable for napping. However, sending the entire dorm to the same place would only create one enormous, noisy crowd.
At least, that was Ruggieâs official explanation. His actual solution was to divide the students into teams and sell each one a different clue. âPremium clues cost extra,â he said, holding out his hand. âCanât expect accurate information for free.â
Jack stared at him. âYou already charged everyone an administrative fee.â
âThat was for the tournament. This is field intelligence.â
So, despite Jackâs objections, the clue fees were paid, and the Savanaclaw hunt began.Â
Jackâs team took the sensible approach. They searched the path leading away from the mirror chamber, checked for tracks, and followed the faint traces of Leonaâs scent through the main school building. Their progress was slow but reliable.
The freshmen took the opposite approach. They entered every building they could find and shouted, âHOUSEWARDEN!â into corridors, classrooms, stairwells, and, in one case, directly into an occupied bathroom.
A third group considered themselves more strategic. They began setting traps. The first consisted of a plate of roasted meat left beneath a tree. The second added a pillow. The third included meat, two pillows, a blanket, and a handwritten sign claiming that all afternoon classes had been cancelled. By the fourth attempt, they had built a shaded sleeping enclosure with snacks, cushions, and a fake notice bearing Crowleyâs forged signature.
Leona found that one particularly insulting. He had been sleeping comfortably on a high library balcony when the freshmenâs shouting reached him from below. He moved to the botanical garden, only for Jackâs group to pick up his trail. From there, he relocated to the Spelldrive stands, where he discovered the meat trap waiting in plain sight. So, relocating again before the stupidity could reach him.
Elsewhere, the search began spreading beyond Savanaclaw. Students from other dorms were stopped in corridors and questioned about Leonaâs location. With a very pleasant and nice questioning manner and attitude, of course.
By late afternoon, Leona had been driven from six separate sleeping spots. Every time he settled somewhere new, shouting, footsteps, or the rustle of another poorly concealed trap followed soon after.
Eventually, he stopped running. If the entire campus had decided to become unbearable, he might as well return to the one place where he could order everyone to shut up.
He entered the lounge and regretted his decision. The furniture had been pushed against the walls. Decorative streamers marked boundaries across the floor. Two makeshift goals stood at opposite ends of the room, and painted lines divided the carpet into something resembling a playing field.Â
The gold wall now read: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HOUSEWARDEN. Someone had underlined it three times.
Leona stood in the doorway and surveyed the transformed lounge. Ruggie appeared beside him with his clipboard. âWelcome back,â he said. âPerfect timing.â
Leona slowly turned his head toward him. âWhat,â he asked, âdid you do to my dorm?â
Before Ruggie could answer, the students surrounded him. And they refused to let Leona leave again until he agreed to judge the birthday exhibition match.Â
It was supposed to be a miniature version of Spelldrive, adjusted for indoor safety. No flying, no direct magical attacks, and a strict duration of seven minutes and twenty-seven seconds in honour of Leonaâs birthday.
However, despite how a proper Spelldrive match required two teams, Savanaclaw currently had five teams, three substitutes, and several students who insisted they were independent players.
Someone tossed the disc into the centre and the match began. For the first few seconds, it almost resembled Spelldrive. Then a student produced a second disc from behind his back. And before anyone (Jack) could confiscate it, both discs were already moving.
Students charged across the room, shouting over one another as they attempted to pass, block, and steal from several opposing teams at once. Without flying, the match quickly became less like Spelldrive and more like a crowded brawl with sports equipment.
Leona rested his cheek against one fist.
âFoul,â someone shouted.
âOn who?â
âI donât know!â
âThen it doesnât count!â
A disc bounced off the floor, struck a banner, and became tangled in the hanging fabric. One student immediately grabbed the banner and pulled it down, using it as a curtain to block the other teams. Then chairs became defensive walls. Someone hid beneath the snack table to ambush anyone who passed nearby.
At some point, one of the goals was quietly dragged several feet to the left.
The match had also lost its timekeeper. The student assigned to the stopwatch had joined the match and was now chasing after the 2nd disc. Eventually, one disc struck a chair, bounced off the wall, passed through a curtain of streamers, and dropped into the relocated goal.
Everyone cheered and Ruggie checked the clock. One hour and three minutes had passed.
Still, the winning team was granted the honour of presenting the birthday cake. There was only one problem. The cake was gone. The table where it had supposedly been waiting held nothing except an empty stand, several plates, and a note reading DO NOT EAT.
The lounge fell silent, then everyone began shouting at once.
âWho was guarding it?â
âI thought his team had it!â
âWe were playing!â
âDid somebody eat it?â
âNo one could eat that much cake!â
Ruggie climbed onto a chair and struck the edge of his clipboard with a pencil. âEmergency event! Five hundred points to whoever finds the cake!â
So, Savanaclaw hunt part 2.
Students overturned cushions, checked beneath tables, opened cupboards, and searched rooms that could not possibly have contained a multi-layer cake. The kitchen was searched three separate times because no one believed the first two teams.
Nothing.
At last, the dorm gathered in the upstairs corridor. Only one room remained.
Leona looked toward his door, then slowly turned to the students behind him.
âNo.â
A small group near the back suddenly became fascinated by the floor. Ruggie noticed. âSomething you wanna share?â
One student raised his hand halfway. âWe might have remembered something.â
Before the match, they explained, they had needed somewhere safe to âprotect the cakeâ. The lounge was too crowded, anyone could enter the kitchen, but no one would think of entering Leonaâs room.
âSo you put it in the one room I told you to stay out of.â
âWe were protecting it,â the student said weakly.
Leona pushed open the door. A wooden support shifted beneath it. From somewhere inside came a loud crack.
The students who had hidden the cake went pale. Leonaâs desk had apparently been too cluttered to use. They had refused to put the cake on the floor or his bed. So their solution had been to construct a temporary platform from whatever they could have had at the moment. The door had been holding one of the supports in place.
The platform collapsed. For one second, the cake tipped forward but Leonaâs magic caught it inches above the floor.
Ruggie raised his clipboard immediately. âAnd Housewarden Leona completes the final challenge! That makes him the winner of the birthday tournament!â
Before Leona could object, someone placed a crown on his head. Then the dorm began singing. Leona stood in the wreckage of his room, magically supporting the cake while his dorm congratulated themselves around him.
When the song ended, he lowered the cake onto the least unstable remaining surface. Only then did he look at it properly.
The students had apparently been unable to agree on what kind of cake he would like, so they had included everything.
The bottom layer was decorated with an uneven fondant lion. Above that sat a full meat pie poorly disguised as a cake layer. The next tier was covered in expensive imported chocolate, bought - according to Ruggie - from Leonaâs own account. At the top was a small cake shaped like a crown. Across the front, in thick gold icing, someone had written:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE DORMâS OLDEST THIRD-YEAR
Leona stared at it. The cheering weakened. One student quietly lowered his party horn. Ruggie began edging toward the door.
Leona turned to face the dorm with a smile.
âI am the one who hungersâ















