Redcap's Cave

i think if a giant were to lock tiny me in a hamster cage, for whatever reason, i would be offended and indignant about it. like obviously. but also obviously, once they’re gone, you bet i’m gonna try out the hamster wheel. like just once. i know this whole thing is beneath me as a proper borrower, and i should not engage with any hamster items around me. but. c’mon. just one lap won’t hurt. like just to try it.

heyyyyyy guys i just got back from a borrowing trip :) maybe don’t go steal food from that house on the end of the street. no no, like it’s totally safe, but when i got onto the kitchen counter top there was a bunch of talking vegetables?? yeah. they tried to convert me

but i dont waaaant to use a weighted blanket. what i WANNNNNNT is a giant hand pinning me down, keeping me warm, and not letting up til i get nine full hours of sleep.

White dads when you talk to them about mental illness

I draw for myself and the 3 weird bisexuals I befriended by being a freak

Hiiiii welcome to my giant home :) why do I have a giant home when I’m just two inches tall you ask? well, it holds all my giant lovers, for every g/t genre. in this room we have my G/t Fearplay Boyfriend who just kinda chases me around all the time, and in this wing we have my Soft Giantess Girlfriend for when I wanna be held, and my Giant Demon Situationship lives in the basement - don’t ask. In the walls lives my Tiny Rival, they’re the same height as me, we make out every now and then. Outside in the garden is my Giant Elf Boyfriend who rescues me when I succumb to hypothermia and tends me back to health. he lives next to my Fairy Girlfriend! there’s also a Wizard in the attic. The Wizard isn’t in the polycule but we let them stay because they’re just chill.

Whoever did the caps for this deserves an award

Can never not reblog this, a Scottish national treasure 😂

Always reblog the Scottish roofer