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ACE ATTORNEY IN THE SAN FRANCISCO CHRONICLE!! (Wednesday June 2nd 2021)

(Article below- left>right plz read before commenting)

The rumor come out- Does Phoenix Wright is gay?!?!

Yes, according to this article, in the SF chronicle newspaper, Phoenix Wright (bisexual) and Miles Edgeworth (gay?) shipname: Wrightworth is essentially ‘canon in all sense aside from legal’ this article makes me so happy to see!

Basically they're playing a game where they pass that giant, glitter-filled, red ball around until the timer runs out and it explodes. Every round has a prompt and you can't pass the ball around unless you have an answer.

In this round the prompt is CPs/Couples, and these two apparently can't recall a single one except their own 😂

THEY JUST WENT AND SAID IT I- 💀

The time kept running out on them and this was basically ZZH's excuse as to why the ball kept exploding on them,

MC: Pick a person to bring with you to a deserted island!

Wang-Laoshi: Hmmm...I pick Zhehan!

Gong Jun: WHY??!!?!

Wang-Laoshi: Just 4 words! To Steal Another's Beloved! 😏

*crowd goes apeshit*

Zhehan was so embarrassed he muttered "wocao!" (fuck!) under his breath and had to turn away because he couldn't face the audience.

Worse, Gong Jun also turned away in embarrassment despite the fact that Wang-Laoshi never specified who he was stealing Zhang Zhehan from💀💀💀

And EVEN WORSE was that Wang-Laoshi specifically said Zhehan and not the character Zhou Zishu so GONG JUN WHAT ARE YOU EMBARRASSED ABOUT??? HE'S NOT EVEN TALKING ABOUT WENZHOU??? THIS IS NOT HELPING THE SITUATION AT ALL???

And the fact that they both turned away at the same time did NOT do favours for this already very awkward situation.

So the MCs (bless them) tried to do damage control and save the whole thing by desperately going: "Ahahaha! Actually Wang-Laoshi meant to say that Zhang Zhehan is EVERYBODY's beloved!! Right???! So he's stealing everyone's beloved!!!"

The MCs were so focused on trying to remove everyone's attention away from Gong Jun that they didn't even address the fact that Wang-Laoshi (who is a man) just declared that he would steal away Zhang Zhehan (who is also a man) onstage.

So in other words, this whole segment was literally this meme:

GJ: Okay I have to hug Ah Xu

Director: NO. WEN. KE. XING. YOU. DO. NOT. FUCKING. HUG. HIM. BACK. ABORT. ABORT. ABORT. JUST HOLD HIM!!!

Huang Youming: 0

Where all the older men in the cast ship WenZhou and GJ/ZZH are worried about whether they’d be allowed to broadcast

Han Han & Jun Jun: *sweats nervously* Uncles there are laws in place-