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So I've decided to give this a shot if anyone is interested. This is my trying to make myself more social in the snzblr world. Been looking around and I've noticed a few decent fics. I'd like to offer my services as a writer for anyone who's interested in a small cheap sneeze blurb. Here are the rules for commissioning me.
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Fandoms I will write for:
MLP Friendship is Magic and EQG
My Hero Academia
My Dress Up Darling
RWBY
Digimon
Futurama
Birdie Wing (A Golf Girl's Story)
Pokemon
Kill La Kill
Splatoon
Sonic the Hedgehog
Zenless Zone Zero
Game-Overse
Umamusume
Reborn as a Vending Machine: Now I Wander the Dungeon
Campfire Cooking in Another World With My Absurd Skill
SpyXFamily
OC's
Those are just off the top of my head. I'm open to more if any commissioners have any other suggestions.
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Underage, scat/fart, gore, males (sorry about that one)
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I honestly can't tell you. I've been a snzfucker for as long as I could remember and I still can't answer that perfectly.
There's just something so. Cute. About it. If it's coming from someone I'm attracted to, there's just something so cute about it that I can't help but love.
And if anyone's known me for a really long time, they will know that I am very much attracted to cute things.
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So I've decided to give this a shot if anyone is interested. This is my trying to make myself more social in the snzblr world. Been looking around and I've noticed a few decent fics. I'd like to offer my services as a writer for anyone who's interested in a small cheap sneeze blurb. Here are the rules for commissioning me.
PLZ READ ALL GUIDELINES AND PRICES BEFORE DMING ME
Prices:
500 - 1000 words: $10 USD
1100 - 3000 words: $30 USD
3100 - 5000 words: $50 USD
Fandoms I will write for:
MLP Friendship is Magic and EQG
My Hero Academia
My Dress Up Darling
Rwby
Digimon
Futurama
Lilo and Stitch
Birdie Wing (A Golf Girl's Story)
Pokemon
Kill La Kill
Splatoon
Sonic the Hedgehog
Zenless Zone Zero
Those are just off the top of my head. I'm open to more if any commissioners have any other suggestions.
WILL NOT WRITE:
Underage, scat/fart, gore, males (sorry about that one)
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Ellie (OC) and I//sh are alone, I//sh's sneezing eventually devolves into a rant about how the company doesn't supply them with any tissue packets for travel.
They were probably both incredibly bored.
âHiiHcHstâŚ!â
Ishmael stifled a harsh sneeze between her index finger and thumb.
âBless you.â Ellie responded next to her. The two of them were alone on the bus, as the rest were still eating their lunch. Ellie and Ishmael had returned earlier mostly to get away from the noise.
Ishmael sniffed, brushing loose hair from her face, âThanksâŚâ
âAre you alright, Ish? The brief time Iâve been sitting here youâve been sneezing your damn head off⌠Itâs not Church, is it?â Ellie asked, pointing down at her cat, who just continued staring at his owner.
âNo⌠I donât think soâŚâ Ishmael sighed, âI swear, if I caught somethingâŚâ
Ishmael was one of the few Sinners on the bus that got sick rather frequently.
âIhâCHst!... GuhâŚâ she sneezed again, a small, thin trail of snot visible between her two fingers.
âBless you. Do you need a tissue?â
Ishmael tried to hide her wet fingers, âYeah, please?â
Ellie reached into the inner pocket of her oversized coat and pulled out a travel packet of tissues, handing it to Ishmael.
She turned the packet around in her hands to find the small tab to open it. By the looks of it, it was an un-opened pack. She opened the tab, pulled out a tissue, and promptly blew her nose, audible congestion being loosened.
âYou can keep it if you need it, Ish.â
Ishmael was now moving the soaked, wadded up tissue between her nostrils, occasionally lifting the tip of her nose with it, âAre you sureâŚ?â
âYeah, itâs fine. I have a few more in my room, donât worry about it.â
âHiHCHt!â she sneezed again, trying to cover it with her soiled tissue.
âBless you.â
âThanksâŚâ she sniffed harshly, âI usually have my own but⌠I ran out⌠And Iâve been out for a solid few weeksâŚâ
Ellie exhaled audibly through her nose, âYeah. They donât fuckinâ have any packs in the supply closet in the Backdoor.â She jabbed her thumb over her shoulder towards the direction of the Backdoor. âLike, Iâm glad that this company supplies us with utilities, rooms, all that shit in general⌠But yet, they donât give us tissues to carry around? They supply us with boxes for our room, which is nice, but we spend most of our time here in the front of the bus or outside. Yâknow⌠Traveling? Do they expect us to carry a box around on top of the shit we carry into battle??â Ellie motioned to her Messenger sword and Ishmaelâs mace.
Ishmael stifled a laugh, âDunno⌠Maybe they do, I wouldnât be surprised honestly. Even back in the Nest of District 21â when I had that office job? I had to bring most of the stuff for my desk from home, which I guess thatâs pretty normal since it was just an office job⌠HIIHâCHttâ âChXTâ H-hiHâCHIhh!â
âDamn, bless you.â
Ishmael sniffled hard, âThank you⌠Do you think itâs something we should ask Faust about?â
Ellie sighed, âI dunno. Itâs⌠Honestly probably not a big deal to her, but itâs just one of those small things that feels it could have an easy fix. I mean, yâknow, we have technology on the bus that allows for Tick-Tock to pull out different versions of ourselves from different realitiesâŚâ
Ishmael sniffed, âBut not⌠Tissue packets⌠I think itâs kind of a valid thing for you to bring up to her, especially since she recruited you knowing that you donât like germs. Iâm very much the same way, but it never got to the point that I wore a mask on a daily basis.â
Ellie scrunched her face, âYeah thatâs fair⌠I mean it is kind of crazy when a few of you guys come up to me asking me for a tissue⌠Not that I mind itâ Iâm OK with that, I just hate that thatâs something you guys have to consider, yâknow?â
âIhâCHT! Yeah⌠Iâve had some of the others ask me a few times⌠Mostly Rodya.â
âBless you. Most of the people on this bus have come up to me asking me for one. Pretty sure Iâve seen a few of you guys ask Ryoshu, too. Maybe Yi Sang.â
Ishmael pulled out another tissue and blew her nose softly, âI think we ask you because we know you always have some.â
âWhich, I do⌠Cuz yâknow⌠District 23 Backstreets kind of does that to you⌠Also⌠Having a dad as a doctor.â
Ishmael continued to blow her nose, âIt just sucks, because I just⌠Forget, honestly. Which is my fault, but when we stop at a convenience store, my first thought isnât âI need to get some tissuesâ, my first thought is usually âWhat snacks am I going to get?â or occasionally âI hope the bathroom doesnât have a dead guy in it.â âŚHâHih⌠Urgh⌠I lost that oneâŚâÂ
âItâs kind of worse if youâre me because Iâm very fucking picky with my brand,â Ellie pointed to the tissue packet that rested on Ishmaelâs lap, âIf itâs not 3-ply Iâm not buying it. Iâm like that with hand sanitizer, too. I was also like that with my face masks when Iâd wear them.â
âSeriously?â Ishmael continued dabbing at her nose, which was now visibly and audibly running. It looked like she was getting worse by the minute.
âYeah, Ish. Iâm not gonna carry around cheap-ass paper thatâs going to make me wanna tear my damn nose off. I kind of like having an actual nose, I donât want a prosthetic.â
âHiHtâChSTâŚ. HIHâTCHSTâŚ!! UrghâŚâ
âAre you gonna be OK? Do you need me to get someone?â
âNo, Iâm alright⌠Although I think Iâm gonna go lay down⌠Iâm kind of starting to get a headache, also. I donât want to leave you alone, butâŚâ
âDonât worry about it, lady, Iâm sure the others are bound to come back pretty soon. Iâll tell Teach if she asks.â
Ishmael took the pack of tissues on her lap and held it in her hand, still rubbing her nose with a used one, and stood up, âThanksâŚâ
âDo you need, like⌠I âunno a humidifier or something? I have one in my room if you wanna borrow that.â
âNo, Iâm pretty sure thereâs another one in the supply closetâŚâ
â... Yeah thereâs a few of those, actually.â
â...But not tissues for us to carry aroundâŚâ
âFuck no, Limbus Company canât afford that.â
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I am a horrible sickfic writer because I just end up trying to tell a normal-ass story.
Not only that but like. I also just suck at channeling my horniness. Like I could say some horny shit, but for whatever reason, I just want to move on to the next storybeats.
That being said: The ending is super fucking abrupt. And like... For a sickfic, the sneezing is pretty light.
I dunno. I tried. I'm bad at writing.
For context: Captain Trips is the virus that wipes out like 90-something % of the world's population in "The Stand".
I've included Ellie, my OC, into this story, as in another non-kink fic, she mentions this virus in passing. Why? Because I kind of tied a bunch of King stories and stuff into the Li//mbus universe (specifically District 23) just for the fun of it, and just to make Ellie a little more interesting.
That being said, she plays a pretty minor role in this story.
We're all adults here, but I think most people will "warn" or whatever that there's mentions of mess and contagion. Look, these characters get sick, it's what you probably expect.
I tried fitting this more into the universe as well, so it does get pretty grim with the concept of "paranoia"-- or at least I tried making it that way? Again. You're an adult, if you decide to read this, you know what you're getting into. Don't be a bitch.
Have fun!
Iâll be honest and say I canât really remember when exactly this happened. I just remember this was some time after our experiences in District 23, after dealing with Ellieâs little brother in the Pet Sematary. Beyond that, I canât really tell you how long after all of this happened. I mean, it wasnât the worst thing in the world. Just⌠Really scary, I guess.
Iâll come out of the gates and say that the Sinners have all gotten sick at one point or another. Usually a cold, maybe a small virus, pneumonia, nothing too crazy. None of them certainly havenât died from whatever sickness theyâve gotten. I think the earliest case of this was a few of the Sinners having some really bad sniffles after the events in the dungeon from District 10â if not mistaken it was Ishmael, Hong Lu, Yi Sang, and Gregor. Nothing really crazy happened besides needing to open a few tissue boxes here and there.
This case was worse than that, though. Far worse. And it wasnât even because the Sinners all were incapacitated or dying, it was just the fear of it all. While we were in District 23, Ellie had told us all stories about something that infected the entire district. A virus called âCaptain Tripsâ. Captain Trips started as a pretty average common cold, but then eventually just spiraled into painful swelling, delirium, and of course: death. Ever since we left the district, oftentimes when a Sinner would sneezeâ or break out into a sneezing fitâ there would always be the one person that would say: âOh, looks like youâve got Captain Trips!â It kind of just became a running joke amongst us, and we never really thought much of it.
I was sitting at my usual spot near the front of the bus. It was really early in the morning, and I was going to start doing the opening roll call to begin the dayâ which, at the time, I remember being a bit redundant as we werenât really doing much besides just being in our seats waiting to get to the next destination. Thatâs when I heard the distinct sound of Heathcliff sneezing.
âHiihâ ITchYEAH!!!âÂ
âGah! Heathcliff, can you not be so close to me?â it was Ishmael, who he was sitting next to. He sniffed hard. He hadnât said anything, but I could hear the congestion in his voice.
âSorry, lass. My usual spot was taken.â
âYou sound⌠Horrible.â
Rodya called from right behind, âOh, looks like he finally got Trips, Ishy!â
âDonâtâŚ! Donât say that, Rodion, thatâs not funny!â
Ishmael was one of the Sinners that most hated getting sick. Which was a bit ironic because if someone caught a cold, she would very very soon follow suit, despite her best efforts at keeping healthy.
Heathcliff blew his nose loudly into a handkerchief. Ishmael was very visibly shaken. Ever since Ellie told us all about the virus, Ishmael was always on-edge whenever someone would get sick, even though by that time we were far gone away from District 23, where the outbreak had hit hardest.
âCalm down, Ish, you always get like this, Captain Trips hasnât been a thing for years!â Ellie laughed.
âOk, but do you know the numbers? A virus never truly goes away, yâknow. Iâve heard storiesâ stories about viruses always surfacing even after centuries of being gone. There are some viruses even the Head canât deal with. F-Faust. Faust, câmon, Iâm sure you know the numbers, right? The symptoms? Ellie lived through it, but youâre the genius here, right?â
Faust looked at Ishmael with a deadpan expression.
âHm⌠Captain Trips was indeed most common in District 23. As Ellie had told us, it began as a common cold, with sneezing and nasal congestion, which eventually led to an increasingly worsening fever, among other symptoms.â
âHIHâTCHYE!!â it was Heathcliff again, muffled into his handkerchief.
Ishmael crossed her arms.
<Ishmael, calm down, I donât think Heathcliff has Captain Trips.> I said.
â...I hate being next to sick peopleâŚâ
A day passed, and the next morning came.
âKhâŚKhâCHssTtTâŚ!â Ishmael sneezed into a folded-up tissue. She sounded equally as congested as Heathcliff did the previous day, who was now sitting next to Faust. Ishmael was sitting next to Ryoshu.
âGuh⌠FuckâŚâ Ishmael rested her elbow on the window of the bus, her fist against her forehead. She was very visibly angry.
âOrange hair. G.R.O.T.T.â Ryoshu pointed at Ishmael.
âSinclairâŚ?â Ishmael asked, annoyed.
âShe said: âGet rid of that tissueâ.â translated Sinclair.
Noticing the possible spread of a cold on the bus, as their manager, I took the time to bring it up:
<Remember, guys, if youâre feeling sick, do your best to keep it to yourselvesâŚ>
âThatâs what I did, Clockhead, whatdya think I have this for?!â Heathcliff raised his handkerchief for me to see.
âApparently you didnât do a good job, Hâ HeaAthâTCHST!!â Ishmael was scolding, looking behind her, a sneeze interrupting her mid-sentence. She made sure to cover her sneeze with another tissue, as the previous one was already ruined.
âAh⌠Mayhaps the sick should sit with the sickâŚ?â proposed Yi Sang, raising his hand.
<That might be the bestâŚ>
After the proposal, Heathcliff and Ishmael were sitting together as they had the previous day, Ryoshu and Faust sitting next to each other.
The rest of the day continued as normal, mostly just the Sinners and I discussing our next steps in the coming district. It wasnât till towards mid-day when I heard:
âTCHU!â It was sharp, sudden, and quick. It was Ryoshu. Faust side-eyed her.
âHaah⌠Yâknow manager-bud, they say that smokers have worse immune systems, right? Do you think she caught it from the brief time with Ishmael?â asked Gregor.
<I mean⌠Itâs just one sneeze, right? How do you feel, Ryoshu?>
âTsk. Fine.âÂ
She didnât sound any bit congested, nor did she look any different from this morning. I figured she was fine as she said.Â
âHhâŚHhTcH! HHTcH!! IhhTCHâŚ!!!â A fit of three sneezes eventually erupted from Ryoshu. I saw Faustâs face turn visibly annoyed almost as if you shared an incorrect piece of information that she knew more about. Ryoshu sniffled with audible congestion. She continued to do so for several minutes, audibly getting worse.
Faust eventually just sighed. She took out a packet of tissues from her coat pocket and gave it to Ryoshu, not saying a word. Ryoshu loudly blew her nose. I could hear the snot shoot out of her nose and into the tissue. She sounded the worst of the three. It was pretty rare that I saw Ryoshu like this.
âHeeey, Dante, are we gonna have to separate the sides of the bus from sick to non-sick?â asked Rodya with the usual perkiness in her voice. Hong Lu, sitting next to her, let out a small giggle.
<I⌠I hope not.>
The next day came. The plan was to have Ishmael, Heathcliff, and Ryoshu sit next to each other. Alright, no big deal, they sit towards the front of the bus, their backs towards the people behind them, and theyâll be able toâ
âHihâtshuâŚ!â
A very quiet, dainty sneeze came from the back of the bus, next to Hong Lu.
It was Faust.
<... Oh noâŚ>
âWoaah, Faust are you OK?â Hong Lu asked in wonder. I donât think weâve ever heard her sneeze before. And if we did⌠we forgot.
Faust looked awful. Her nose was as red as her cheeks normally were. She didnât look at Hong Lu.
âFaust is fine.â
<Uh, no, Faust is not fine. This⌠this isnât good, guys. Four of you are sick nowâŚ>
âCould it really be Captain TripsâŚ?â asked Don Quixote, audible nervousness in her voice.
âThatâs highly improbable, as we are approxâŚimately⌠HIHâtCHuuUâŚ!!!â Faust sneezed again into a tissue. Or at least, she tried to. I saw the mess come out of her nose, spilling onto her sweater.
âHiTHCHâYIIEA!!â It was Heathcliff, this time not into a handkerchief.
âThis is ridiculous. How reckless are you all to get so sick with the Executive Manager so close to you all?!â Outis barked out, angrily.
âShut it, ya git.â
âAll of you just stop talking⌠I have a headacheâŚâ Ishmael rubbed her temples.
âThis is the first time so many of us have gotten sick⌠In such a short time as wellâŚâ Yi Sang curled his hand under his chin, pondering deeply.
âN-None of you are getting any better, either⌠Even with Dante sending you to your rooms to rest⌠Doesnât Captain Trips just worsen over time, Ellie?!â Sinclair asked, his voice beginning to panic.
âUhh⌠I mean, yeah⌠Yeah it just gets worse⌠And the probability of it spreading uhh⌠Itâs really high. Like really really high⌠Thereâs no way, though! Hah⌠RightâŚ?âÂ
No one sat next to Ryoshu, instead in someoneâs place was a box of tissues that she kept pulling from. This wasnât good at all.
<Alright⌠Hong Lu⌠Ok, no matter how you feel tomorrow, I think weâre going to have to have you sit with the infected Sinners⌠Since⌠Youâre next to Faust.>
âAhah, itâs no problem, Dante~!â Hong Lu gave me a thumbs up. Faust just blew her nose next to him. She was visibly embarrassed.Â
âWell ainât this jus-UHh-st a dogâs dinner, ainât itâŚâ Heathcliff groaned, almost sneezing, arms crossed. His naturally parting hair was more messy than Iâve ever seen it.
âHey uh, are we going to need to drop by H Corp to get some boluses to cure this uh⌠Thing? Hong Lu- bud, if this is Captain Trips, do you know if thereâs a bolus for it?â Gregor asked, turning back to Hong Lu. A small drop of sweat rolled down his face, his eyes shifting from left to right. I could tell everyone was starting to get paranoid.
âIâm going to be honest, Gregor⌠I didnât even know about this virus until Ellie brought it up in District 23âŚâ
âAhah⌠So⌠Wait, what uh⌠What happened to this virus, ElâŚ? Thereâs a cure, rightâŚ?â Rodya asked half-heartedly.
Ellie sighed heavily.
âNo.â
I saw all of the Sinners grimace at her answer. I donât think they minded much the fact that they could die, besides it being very painful, I think they were all just more concerned with me possibly catching it. Or Vegilius. Or Charon. Those that werenât sick were the ones that were fighting to get more fuel for the bus, so we werenât too concerned with that spreading⌠But just because they werenât visibly sick didnât mean that they couldnât spread itâŚ
As the days passed, more and more of the Sinners got sick. Not even the ones that were sick from the beginning seemed to be getting any better. Three days passed, and by then, the only ones that werenât sick were Meursault, Sinclair, Rodya, and Ellie.
I felt like I was going to go crazy. Not a single second went by without hearing someone sneeze, cough, or blow their nose. We were all just waiting for one of the earlier sick Sinners to just start convulsing, or passing out, saying that they felt like they were somewhere else, at a different time, at a different placeâ which was one of the effects of the virus. The bus was mostly segregated between sick and non-sick, with the healthy ones staying at the back of the bus, as far away from the infected as possible.
The only shred of hope that we had that this wasnât that virus was the fact that I hadnât caught it yet. Neither had Vergilius nor Charon.
Fueling the bus had become increasingly difficult, only having the four Sinners with me. Sure they had strong IDs, but their morale was incredibly low. They were exhausted, and it got to a point where even just fighting Backstreets rats was a chore.
After the last fight for the day, and hefting the bodies into the grinder that was Mephistopheles, I just sat on the ground.
<Guys⌠What are we going to do�>
âHey, big guy, didnâtcha mom ever make ya soup when you were a kid? Why donât we give that to everyone?â Ellie asked.
Meursault stood in deep thought.
âPerhaps, although the probability of the Sinners getting better just from mere soup alone is slim, especially if this sickness is indeed Captain Trips.â
âI think we just need to wait it out⌠And hope we donât get sickâŚâ said Sinclair.
<Haah⌠Alright, well, itâs already getting to be night⌠I guess weâll all just retire to our rooms. I think Iâm going to call off all of us gathering together in the morningâŚ>
âI canât believe weâre going to have to quarantine ourselves⌠This is just like when the outbreak happenedâŚâ Ellie sounded in shock.
<Itâll just be for a few days. Iâll be checking on everyone every now and then. At the very least⌠If you guys start dropping⌠Uh, we wonât be able to see itâŚ>
âSo thatâs the planâŚ! Alright, quarantine it is! Whoâs⌠Whoâs going to tell Verg?â asked Rodya.
<Meursault, think you can translate for me?>
âIt will be done, Manager.â
<Iâll be the only one at the front of the bus, Charon will be able to tell me we need fuel⌠And then Iâll come get you four so we can get more⌠Ellie, how⌠How long did the quarantine last when the outbreak happened?>
Ellie sighed.
âA while⌠Like, at least two years⌠I had to have been like⌠10 years old?â
I dropped my head in defeat.
âB-but thatâs an entire district, Tick-TockâŚ! This is just⌠Uh⌠Nine peopleâŚ! Look, if they die, thatâs it, rewind the clock for all of them and⌠Letâs just hope they come back healthyâŚâ
<DammitâŚ>
âJust a few days, Dante⌠We can do that⌠R-rightâŚ?â Sinclair put his hand on my shoulder, he tried sounding optimistic. The other three stood next to him, surrounding me.
I just nodded.
We set the plan into action.
I periodically checked in with the sick Sinners to make sure they were still alive.
As time progressed, I actually eventually started noticing them getting better. The first one was Hong Lu. He actually wasnât sick for very long, compared to everyone else at least. He even sneezed the least, actually. I think at most I just heard him blow his nose a few times. At times I questioned if he was even sickâŚ
After Hong Lu, it was Gregor⌠Then Outis⌠Then surprisingly Heathcliff⌠Yi Sang⌠Faust⌠Don Quixote⌠And finally Ryoshu and Ishmael got healthy around the same time.
We didnât gather around each other again even if I just heard a single one of them sniffle or cough. It took more than a week for everyone to get better. These were some of the worst colds I had ever seen any of them catch. Everything eventually went back to normal⌠Almost as if nothing happenedâŚÂ