☆ love you to the moon and saturn ☆

firmly believe ilya jokingly sets his ringtone in shanes phone to rasputin without telling him. and then promptly forgets about it. and for a long time shane doesn't notice. they don't really call each other often anyway. until one day hes hanging out with Hayden and for whatever reason ilya calls him. Hayden hears the ringtone, looks down, and makes a joke like 'lily must be a Russian girl, huh? haha right' and looks up to shane giving him the most wretched horrified look hes ever seen in his life

Fully obsessed with the idea the Shane thinks this is just what Casual Sex™ is is like. Ilya's the king of casual sex so this must be what it's supposed to be like. Yes, he's kissing tear tracks away from Shane's cheeks while telling him how beautifully he takes it. Yes, he's waxing poetic about Shane's mouth being made for him, carved out by the gods just as a place for Ilya's cock to call home. Yes, he's stroking Shane's hair and kissing his face for an indeterminable amount of time in those instances where he makes Shane's brain go so fuzzy that it feels like he entirely vacates his body and, yes, he's stroking Shane's back and telling him how well he did until it feels like his feet are finally back on solid ground. That's Normal.

Fully obsessed with the idea the Shane thinks this is just what Casual Sex™ is is like. Ilya's the king of casual sex so this must be what it's supposed to be like. Yes, he's kissing tear tracks away from Shane's cheeks while telling him how beautifully he takes it. Yes, he's waxing poetic about Shane's mouth being made for him, carved out by the gods just as a place for Ilya's cock to call home. Yes, he's stroking Shane's hair and kissing his face for an indeterminable amount of time in those instances where he makes Shane's brain go so fuzzy that it feels like he entirely vacates his body and, yes, he's stroking Shane's back and telling him how well he did until it feels like his feet are finally back on solid ground. That's Normal.

"maybe the problem is you" oh the problem is definitely me, next question

Ilya somehow managing once to convince Shane to get high with him. He really leans into the fact that for the first time Ilya will be sober so Shane doesn't have to worry about anything and that it will be gummies or brownies because Shane is adamantly against smoking. And when he actually tries it Ilya is immediately obsessed bc high Shane is very similar to Shane on the pain meds. Hes calm, happy, completely himself and unmasked. He gets cravings for all kinds of stuff that Ilya immediately gets for him now questions asked. And when Shane sobers up he's like YOU LET ME EAT WHAT. And it was mostly all kinds of safe and comfort foods that Shane usually doesn't let himself eat because of his diet. And Ilya's like "I couldn't say no to your sweet little face 🥺 you are not the victim here Hollander I am" and while high Shane stims freely and copies every other thing Ilya says in his accent and thinks everything is a little funny and Ilya adores Shane's usual uptight self but he also loves seeing his husband so free of anxiety and insecurity. And inevitably Ilya convinces Shane to do it more than once. (They may also from time to time has VERY CONSENTING AND COMMUNICATED high sex and it's great)

Ilya somehow managing once to convince Shane to get high with him. He really leans into the fact that for the first time Ilya will be sober so Shane doesn't have to worry about anything and that it will be gummies or brownies because Shane is adamantly against smoking. And when he actually tries it Ilya is immediately obsessed bc high Shane is very similar to Shane on the pain meds. Hes calm, happy, completely himself and unmasked. He gets cravings for all kinds of stuff that Ilya immediately gets for him now questions asked. And when Shane sobers up he's like YOU LET ME EAT WHAT. And it was mostly all kinds of safe and comfort foods that Shane usually doesn't let himself eat because of his diet. And Ilya's like "I couldn't say no to your sweet little face 🥺 you are not the victim here Hollander I am" and while high Shane stims freely and copies every other thing Ilya says in his accent and thinks everything is a little funny and Ilya adores Shane's usual uptight self but he also loves seeing his husband so free of anxiety and insecurity. And inevitably Ilya convinces Shane to do it more than once. (They may also from time to time has VERY CONSENTING AND COMMUNICATED high sex and it's great)

are u gonna let me sit by ur feet and lean against ur leg or do u hateme

This, he realized, was why people were so wild about sex. He had never, ever felt like this with anyone before. And of course Ilya Rozanov, all of nineteen years old, fucked with the confidence and skill of, like, a sex god.

This, he realized, was why people were so wild about sex. He had never, ever felt like this with anyone before. And of course Ilya Rozanov, all of nineteen years old, fucked with the confidence and skill of, like, a sex god.

This, he realized, was why people were so wild about sex. He had never, ever felt like this with anyone before. And of course Ilya Rozanov, all of nineteen years old, fucked with the confidence and skill of, like, a sex god.