♍️ virgo bitch ♍️

Aries moon: Your emotions are more important than everyone else’s because you think your emotions are harder to bear than theirs. Super whiny about whatever’s bothering you that day. You think you’ve had it worse and you think everyone should know. Very immature about handling your emotions. You won’t listen to others emotions because you’d rather “keep to yourself.”

Taurus moon: You’re materialistic and boast about it. You always want to know other’s problems to assert to yourself that at least you aren’t dumb enough to have their problems. You think the only way to win an argument is with a manipulative ultimatum. You think everyone needs your approval to feel their emotions.

Gemini moon: You always want to know everyone’s emotions and problems because you want to see what would happen if you told everyone involved. You can’t be held responsible. You think everyone’s over-exaggerating their problems. You always wait too long to apologize. Deflecting is your motto.

Cancer moon: You’ll probably cry over this. You’re way too overemotional. You tell everyone you follow your new breathing exercise when you start to freak out and panic. You get things by making others feel guilty for you. Unhealthily possessive of people and objects, probably shown in childhood, “She can’t be your favorite, she’s already my favorite!”

Leo moon: You want everyone to pity you because you thrive on attention. Also wanting people to hate you because you thrive on attention, even if it’s negative, so you hurt them. You get upset when you walk past people and they don’t say “speak of the devil!” or start whispering and pointing. You are dramatic when you’re recounting your past problems but always make your current problems seem better because you don’t like to admit that you actually can’t do everything by yourselves.

Virgo moon: You preach communication but you always fail to actually communicate. You claim to know the best for everyone and you will blame anyone else when your plan went south. Everyone treats you as their welcome mat and you let them. You worry to the point of panic. You aren’t actually the smartest person you know even though you think you are.

Libra moon: You are the most boring person emotionally. You bottle up your emotions really well until you can’t take it and you explode. You can never tell when it’s going to happen so you spend time driving people away before it can. You think you need to interfere with everyone else’s problems. “Stick a pin in it,” is your favorite quote.

Scorpio moon: You’re sensitive but can’t deal with anyone knowing it. You can’t handle your ‘intense’ emotions. You want to be emotionally detached but you always end up oversharing. Your unhealthy coping mechanisms aren’t as cute as you think they are. Your common sense seems to stop whenever you encounter a slight problem.

Sagittarius moon: You can’t handle staying some where for too long. Your random daydreaming is annoying. You’re always clueless to other peoples emotions, stemming from the fact that you just don’t care. You get so consumed in your beliefs that you won’t listen to reason or the truth. You think you can test your limits but then you end up in bed, moping for three days.

Capricorn moon: You think your responsibility equates to your emotional maturity, but you are one of the worst at dealing with your emotions. You need efficiency and sacrifice neatness to do it. But you won’t accept anyone else’s feelings unless they’re perfect or they benefit you. You always have a hard time emotionally connecting with people.

Aquarius moon: You crave individuality so much that you’ll ruin your life with anything that makes you feel different, like drugs. You can’t emotionally connect with people because any sign that someone feels the way you do feels like a personal attack. Aloof with their emotions.

Shame/Image-Projection Triad

In the shame-anxiety triad, 2 and 4 are characterized by the different ways they lean from the vanity of 3 – 2, toward others in order to receive love (denying that there is anything bad about themselves through the vice of pride), and 4, toward the melancholy of the uniqueness of the self (envying what they perceive to lack), both leaning away from the external/objective achievement as placation for the ego that characterizes the 3’s more object-oriented vanity. 

- 2 feels shameful if they aren’t perceived as loving, helping, and validating, receiving love/help/flattery by loving/helping/flattering, doing favors no one asked them to do and then expecting (perhaps even demanding) gratitude

- 3 feels shameful if they aren’t perceived as the best, placating insecurity with objective achievements/measures of success or vain standards of beauty

- 4 feels shameful if they aren’t perceived as unique, special, or talented in some way, romanticizing their flaws while feeling spiteful at others

Fear/Overthinking Triad

In the fear-anxiety triad, 5 and 7 are similarly characterized by the ways they lean away from the fear of 6 – 5, toward the inner depths of mind because they fear the unknown, and 7 toward the breadth of external possibility because they fear being deprived of potential joy. 6 is caught in the pseudo-paranoid landscape between the fear of not knowing something well enough and not knowing enough experience.

- 5 obsesses about details because they fear being overwhelmed by them (’the devil is in the details’)

- 6 fears the experience of fear and applies this pre-anxiety about anxiety to reality by relying on existing systems (or building new ones) for support 

- 7 fears being deprived of basic joy, seeking objective distraction to avoid confronting the turbulent reality of their own minds

Anger/Instinctual Triad

In the anger-anxiety triad, 8 readily expresses their anger, reveling in confrontation, experiencing anger as passion and remaining confrontation-ready, the antithetical realist to 1′s idealism. 1 tries to control the expression of their anger, channeling it into perfectionism and an over-attachment toward the most correct way to conduct oneself. Both of these expressions lean away from the denial of anger as valid, the over-attachment to calm and repression of anger that characterizes the 9.

- 8 is angry if you try to control them

- 9 is angry if you disturb their peace of mind (and the number one thing that disturbs it is their own anger so they repress it)

- 1 is angry because you’re doing everything wrong

The Basic Bitch/Normie Triangle

- 3s are most out of touch with confidence in their own feelings (center of feeling/shame triad).

- 6s are most out of touch with confidence in their own minds (center of thinking/fear triad).

Aries: With consistency comes ease. Each failure lowers the price of trying again.

Taurus: Look, whatever works for you Taurus, life is precious but goddammit it is yours. Destroy what you can destroy with glee. Turn the rubble into something better.

Gemini: It absolutely could hurt to try. Pain is just pain.

Cancer: Literally nothing can stop you. You are going to keep living or else.

Leo: The stars say you will find romance after eating an entire copy of Dante’s Divine Comedy.

Virgo: Rough time at work virgo? Work with your community to create a solar grid and farmable land.

Libra: You’re a grown up now Libra. Luckily for you though, the entire concept of adulthood is a complete farce and you can just deep doing your thing with but with more taxes.

Scorpio: Take a long, hard look at where you want your career to go. Consider the weight of your decisions. Now get a good running start and punt that motherfucker as hard as you can. Field Goal!

Ophiuchus: Today you will spend some time watching the evergreens wave in the wind. In that moment you will know eternity. You will also really have to poop.

Sagittarius: Yeah well,  a lot of cults are family-oriented so its your decision really.

Capricorn: The stars say to make friends with the harvestmen in your bathroom. They are helping clean up all the lil bug corpses and would appreciate some recognition.

Aquarius: Its time to make a nest. Don’t ask questions. No thought, only nest.

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