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Yall think crypto is like a pathetic virgin?? Like hear me out

He’s been running away since forever PLUS living with his sister before they found him, and now I’m the games he’s always paranoid so he won’t be accepting no kitty from any girl— crypto is a harsh, cold and cruel person, he doesn’t care for others unless he knows them (at least that’s what I kinda got from his character)

Does NOT know what to do with his hands, like should he put them in your hips? Or should he grab your hair? What does one do with hands

I feel like crypto would be a vocal person if he was inside of you, he could try and hold it down, be quiet and continue with his mysterious persona, but he can’t. Moaning and whining how good you feel, his hands on your hips as he goes deeper inside of you, he would definitely hide his face on your chest/shoulder just so you won’t see his pathetic expressions. WILL DEFINITELY come in a few minutes because this is his first time let him be.

He talks a lot of trash with that mouth, he can probably satisfy you with it too. Would definitely make you squirm with his mouth, learning every second he does give you head because he’s a nerd like that.

WHAT AM I SAYING— HES PROBABLY A GOD WITH HIS FINGERS (probably, maybe he only is a god at typing zeros and ones)

Would LOVEE to be the big spoon

Like hear me out, they want to hold you and think “oh man, I got this cool person just for me! Cool!”

I like to think they would perfect to cuddle with you while you’re in the top, like rubbing your back or maybe scratching your head while they tell you something, realizing you fell asleep and switch up to the spooning position and just falls asleep with you

If you’re the big spoon tho

Sloane LOVES it when you scratch their head, the feeling of relaxation going through their head while you scratch it is out of this world

Loves to give you a kiss here and there

Is the type of person who randomly shakes when they’re way too relax and forget to breathe

Bites you

I just wanted to say that ngl

They wouldn’t ask for cuddles like a normal human, no no no

They would see you in bed, ran, jump and land on top of you and scream at you “let’s cuddle!”

Like something about their whole personality makes me feel like they would be a teasing dom, would LOVE to eat you out and laugh at how cute you look, probably tease you by saying they won’t let you come until you hear this awesome fact about archeology, only for your whine to be cut off by them going back to eating you out and making you see stars.

But now hear me out, YOU being on the giving side while Sloane is on the receiving side, you’re so gentle and kind to them, like you start, Ima say it again, START like a true lover and gave them everything, Sloane is giving you pats on the head, their fingers gently pulling your hair while they give you sweet compliments. Like the typical dominant who is praising their cute little partner

Until you go all in, eating them out like it’s your last meal, biting their thighs and making them look at you, your arms wrapped around their waist trying to hold them down. Venture can’t even say anything anymore, the room full of grunts, whimpers and the few moans, now it’s going to be full of moans when you don’t give them a break, they’re over stimulated and they feel like their body is about to explode, now THATS when it’s going to full of loud dramatic moans.

Imagine you were assigned to an expedition with venture

But instead of smiling and laughing with the ball of energy

You only nodded and went to do your own part of the job

Obviously this action switched something on ventures head, they HAD to make you smile, or at least try to

So what happens after that?? You’re running away from venture who is making you blush like crazy with the comments they made

“Are you an excavation site? Because I dig you” — “Let's pretend you're C14 so I can date you.” And some other pick up lines that absolutely made you melt (of cringe, maybe laughter, who knows)

They would be the type to “accidentally” touch your hand trying to grab something next to you knowing how you’ll react, you know they do it on purpose yet you don’t stop them

Tried to move you once out of they way, putting their hands on your waist looking at what they wanted to look at (still holding you) find whatever info they needed and leave like nothing happened

If venture is out on an expedition without you, they’ll bring the prettiest of rock that they could find, give it to you and say something cheesy just to see those red cheeks

Now if you two started dating, oh will venture play around

Pulling to a more private area of the cave and kissing you, and I mean like sloppy hot kiss where you tell them to stop but they don’t, you’re so worried about others finding you two likes this but venture only wants to taste your mouth a little longer :(

If you two go out on dates, venture would have a habit of holding you by the waist while in lines, talking to people, holding your thighs while sitting on restaurant, etc just because of that silly face you make, blushed face lips on a semi nervous smile, eyebrows curled up. They could be the happiest alive because of that face

But like this is so real…

They would LOVE IT and you’re so right look at their HAIR BRO WOULD AT LEAST LOVE SOME PATS

Imagine doing sexy time with venture

Like, you on top of them kissing them while venture holds you by your hips, both of you half naked

Your arms wrapped around their neck and on the moment you pulled their fluffy hair receiving a grunt of a slight moan, ventures head going back and closing their eyes

There was a small pause before venture opened their eyes and gave you that dorky smile

Or maybe that time venture was eating you out and your hands were gently shaking on their fluffy hair, one of their hands that was holding your legs open goes toward your hand, making you grasp their hair, which you quickly pull which venture LOVED that you already knew what to do

venture would definitely love kissing you! before they go out to an expedition, after they get back, while you're cooking, you get the point.

I feel like they would hold you by your waist, do little circles while they look into your eyes, smile before kissing you gently and start telling you about that new rock they found in the expedition.

WILL tell a joke or just joke around while they kiss you

“you really rock my world” while laughing and trying to kiss your lips once more

likes it when you kiss every inch of their face! the feeling just makes them giggle and it would be a plus if you had lipstick on! because you left that kissing trail on their face that it's just so nice to look at

LOVES when you kiss their tattoo in their neck!

does not care about the public, they WILL kiss you in front of everyone because in their point of view, it's just a kiss, what's wrong with that?

never ever will they go to bed without a goodnight kiss

hold their face

i repeat, HOLD THEIR FACE

if they aren't doing it to you, do it to them, they feel like they're being held by the angels themselves

this could go two ways…

deep in satisfaction, holding you tight or roaming your body feeling with their rough hands, looking down at you with half open eyes, letting out small huffs as they work their magic with your body

or they could be saying the stupidest of jokes or some random facts about rocks while their fingers hit that spot that makes you arch your back.

i feel like venture would love to be behind you, your legs open, their hands playing with you as they smile in satisfaction, hearing you cry and try to close your legs but you can't because they won't let you <3

would love to see you like this when you have their jacket/coat on, something about that makes them go crazy

isn't crazy in bed, more of a softy that wants to please you and occasionally wants it back

after sex, as you lay down relaxing, venture would probably lay rocks on your body while they tell you about how the found it or the history if it

loves to cuddle with you while you two get enough energy to go shower or eat, brings you water or cleans your body if it was a rather harsh session

i feel like they wouldn't dare do it at work (because they love their job) but probably have a sloppy makeout session

venture eat rocks, of course they're gonna bite you… loves to leave them somewhere where only they know, but find it funny to leave one or two where people could see it if you slightly moved your clothes

“oh whats that” venture says moving your sweater out off your neck “pika boo” you tried to fix it but they move it again “i see it” – “found it” – “cant hide it” – “hello there” etc