black history year

Hey everyone check THIS out *floats lifelessly down a river*

doesn’t look a thing like jesus but he. talks like a pelican

dont worry if u see a dark winged figure on ur roof. thats me. im just chillin and making sure that u and ur home are safe

How can people link Vampires™ to Twilight when Anne Rice literally created the vampire version of the kardashians before the kardashians even existed. Like we have the ambiguous 17 yrs old lookin who’s in love with an alcholist with purple eyes, two gay drama queens in love (but that constantly try to kill each other) who adopt a little girl out of nowhere and other vague family members that we’re going to name The Straights™ who don’t really like the youngest and gayest of the gang. Also let’s not forget that everyone hates Drama Queen #1 Lestat but they all listen to his music and even buy his book.

also unfriendly fucking reminder to keep your nasty hands away from shuri. she’s a fucking child and i’ve already seen some of you nasties shipping her with bucky barnes, a grown ass man, all bc she’s kinda nice to bucky for his 0.5 seconds of screentime in black panther. you guys are gross, cut it out.

People mad that Black folks are wearing Dashikis and crowns, like they didn’t dress up like wizards when Harry Potter came out.

I mean white people are literally faking being assaulted by black people on cinemas for no other reason that racism so yeah I am not surprised of that hypocrisy.

listen man, *pulls heart shaped lollipop out of my mouth with a pop noise and points it at you* im gay and not in the mood  

i feel like part of me is like “i don’t care what pronouns people use for me as long as they’re being respectful! :)” but there’s a much bigger part that just goes “If A Man Uses She For Me One More Time I Will Kill Him And His Entire Family”

human romances are OUT, monster romances are IN