machine that turns autism into autism

quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

Lets hear it for Malicious Compliance

*filming literal mold* “There is a bit of a damp problem…” The signs saying “DON’T BUY THIS” are a beautiful touch.

"oh food now has so much added to it, past food was so pure and untainted" victorians used to cut bread with chalk and aluminum powder. romans put lead in the wine, which was made from dirty feet mushing unwashed grapes covered in horse shit and road dust. i think our species will survive a few additives in food. our food systems have never been cleaner and safer. it has room for improvement, but we're not putting fucking plaster of paris in the milk

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

posting this again cause now its actually true

i dont even care about getting “high” i just really enjoy coughing so fucking hard

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression