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@violetcarterxo

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3 months ♥
marian-damore :
“I’m sure it is but then again most mothers only have one little bundle of joy to take care of and change. You on the other hand have two so you’re probably a bit faster than most mothers.” Marian laughed, “I’m sure in a few months your routine will be nice and solid. And if it isn’t then you could always hire a babysitter for the night and get some sleep. I’ve heard of people doing that. Actual sleep is better than caffeine,” She pointed out. “Good. That gives your body time to rest plus it’s nice spending time with the little ones you have already. I can picture you though with at least a dozen,” She joked.
“Well honestly, I’m lucky to have Baxter around as well. It definitely helps that there’s two of us to keep an eye on things because honestly I don’t know how I’d do it without him.” Violet commented, a smile on her face as she mentioned her husband. “In fact I’ve got a new found respect for single mothers-- I have no idea how they do it on their own. My best friend-- actually, maid of honor at the wedding, you might have seen her. She’s a solo mother to twins and I honestly don’t know how she does it. I couldn’t even take a shower the first few weeks without wondering if the babies were alright.” She chuckled speaking honestly. “Oh goodness-- I don’t quite know about a dozen. We’ll have to see how things work out with two first before we even think about adding anymore additions.”
marian-damore :
“I would call it a talent. Not many people can do something like that. I helped take care of babies when I was a teenager and I still can’t change a diaper that fast. You can think of it as a skill if you want. If you ever apply to be a nanny or work at a daycare then you can always put it on your resume,” She joked. Laughing, she shook her head. “No need to apologize. It’s completely understandable. You’re probably beyond tired from getting up so early and having so much on your hands at the moment. I’m sure in a few months things will settle back down and you’ll be able to get more sleep. So are these going to be the only little angels you plan to have in your life or are you going to have a couple more?”
“I don’t think you can really call it that talented, right? It’s probably something that mothers tend to pick up with practice.” She countered. “Yeah-- definitely. Hopefully we’ll have a solid routine in the next few months once I come to know their habits better. But thank god for caffeine because it’s definitely helping me stay awake.” Violet chuckled even if she was watching her coffee habits due to breast feeding. “I mean, I certainly wouldn’t oppose to more, I grew up in a big family. But I think for now it’ll just be the four of us but who knows in the future.”

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@taylorswift LOOKING LIKE AN ACTUAL GODDESS TODAY AT ABIGAIL’S WEDDING OMLLL ❤💕💞😨😱
marian-damore :
Marian set her phone down. She could deal with work problems later. Right now she wanted to catch up with Violet over coffee. “Speed changing diapers? Now that’s a weird talent to have but then again I guess it’s helpful in your situation. With having two cute little twins and all. It’ll really come in handy if you decide to have any more after this,” She joked. “I think you were telling me something about one of the twins but I can’t remember exactly what it was.”
“Well hey, I don’t know if I’d call it a talent exactly,” Violet laughed “rather something I’ve just picked up over the last few weeks. When there’s two babies crying out for a diaper change and you’re trying to do something else whilst your husband is out of the house you learn how to do certain things pretty quickly.” She explained before she shook her head. “Oh yeah right, I’m sorry. I totally spaced and it’s already left my mind. I think waking up at 3am to feed the little angels is making me forgetful in some aspects.” She apologized, not that she was complaining. She loved her new lifestyle and motherhood but given the twins were her first children Vi was definitely still learning and getting use to things.

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Precious angels...how are you almost 2 months already?
Marian looked up from her phone at the person across from her, frowning slightly. Usually she wasn’t the type of person to get distracted by her phone unless it work. “Hmm…? Sorry. Did you say something? I hate to admit it but I wasn’t paying attention. I’m so sorry.”
Violet had just been catching up with Marian over a cup of coffee in the Reed’s apartment when she’d had to excuse herself monetarily due to the sound of one of the babies crying having just woken up from a nap. “Hey no, I just got back,” Violet smiled entering the dining room again after having put Apollo down once again in his cot to go back to sleep. “I hope I didn’t take too long though I’m slowly getting the hang of speed changing diapers now.” She joked sitting back down in front of her friend. “So, where were we again?”
Vaxter
Collating all the domestic ship memes together into one post, send me a ship and I’ll tell you:
Who’s more dominant: They’re both equals
Who’s the cuddler: Baxter Both
Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: Big spoon: Baxter Little Spoon: Violet
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: Spending time with their children and going out for nice dinners
Who uses all the hot water: Violet but only because she’ll be the one giving the kids their baths so she wouldn’t be using the hot water on herself
Most trivial thing they fight over: Whose turn it is to change the diapers at 3am
Who does most of the cleaning: Violet
What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue: Violet, I feel like Baxter wouldn’t really mind what’s on tv and would just want to spend time with his wife. Although, now that they have kids a lot of the time it’ll just be kids cartoons and shows running on the television.
Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Baxter
Who leaves their stuff around: Violet
Who remembers to buy the milk: Both– whoever is doing the grocery shopping at the time
Who remembers anniversaries: Baxter– he’s super romantic.
Who cooks normally: They usually take out but now that the children have arrived, Violet is trying her best to start cooking more especially healthy meals for when the kids are older. Gotta start practicing somewhere, right?
How often do they fight: Rarely– when they’re both super sleep deprived from the later nights of looking after the babies.
What do they do when they’re away from each other: Miss each other
Nicknames for each other: Just cute things like love and sweetheart
Who is more likely to pay for dinner: Baxter
Who steals the covers at night: Violet
What would they get each other for gifts: Well Baxter is known for getting Violet roses and flowers and those kinds of things. Violet would get him the odd present like a nice watch or some clothes but she’s better at showing him her affection rather than buying him material goods
Who kissed who first: Baxter on the bench in the snow before Christmas!
Who made the first move: Baxter by asking the new lost girl if she needed a tour guide around Ecrin
Who remembers things: Both of them
Who started the relationship: Baxter, though it was clear that the both of them were into each other
Who cusses more: Maybe Baxter a tiny bit more since he was a fire fighter but the both of them don’t really cuss that often.
What would they do if the other one was hurt:They would stand by each other and fight together, comfort each other and love each other. The two of them would act as a team.
Who is the dirty talker: Baxter? Not really?
A head canon: I can definitely imagine Violet constantly sending Baxter to the shops on things like diaper runs because she totally under estimated how much two little monsters can keep shitting themselves and has to keep sending him to buy supplies and things before they run out.
Text ✉️ Violet & Baxter
Ali: My days are pretty relaxed, so, that shouldn't be an issue. Just let me know when you'd like me to come over and I'll make it happen.
Ali: And, also, if you need anything, don't hesitate to ask. I know that new parents rarely ever have time to leave the house!
Violet: I'll definitely be in touch with you soon! I have a feeling you're going to love them though I may be a tad bit biased.
Violet: Yeah, you're probably right. I feel like in the last couple of days since we've been back with them the only time we've left the house is when I've been sending Bax out to buy more diapers...haha!

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