i don’t know what im doing and i never will

going to walmart i hope i see jess mariano

ONE ☝ MORE SHOT 🍻 THEN IM QUITTING FOREVER 🚫🚫 CROSS MY HEART 💛💝 CROSS MY FINGERS  🤞 CROSS MY HEART 💛💝 CROSS MY FINGERS  🤞

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

imagine being a casual fan and then you get to the venue and the band is rping a dictatorship, the lead singer is doing a terrible accent the whole time, then when you think it can't get any weirder they start launching 4 metric tons of pyrotechnics into the air during what you think is the last song, and then of course there's the fucking stabbing

do you ever send something to someone but you’re paranoid you sent it to the wrong person and you have to check the contact like 50 times and you still don’t trust it

my devoted but dangerously unstable knight will be hearing about this

And in these next 50 years you will eat so many delicious meals, laugh so many times with so many people you love, shout and scream and sing and cry and smile so hard your face hurts. And you will see such beautiful sunsets and feel fresh cold air on your face and feel warm and safe wrapped up in your favourite winter coat.

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

I need a wax melt that smells like how Early Sunsets Over Monroeville sounds