*trigger

Yeah yeah I know, you really need to stop being so cynical.

Your schedule may have freed up but mine has gotten busier, can’t wait to be spoiled by all the men you refused to accept gifts from.

Says the one who is quitting.

Yep exactly as expected, my dad is planning murder and they didn’t explicitly tell me to quit but they may have well as. The whole nine yards. 

Also told them I’m a doll, they overreacted just like I thought they would.

My parents invited me to dinner but neglected to tell me Carter and Clark were going to be there, they actually thought springing that on me was going to make me sit there and play nice. They’re still dead set on protecting their perfect son.

Gotta piss my parents and brother off somehow.

I guess we’ll all be busier now we have to take on your regulars.

Well I’m happy for you.

I’ll be the best aunt ever.

It’ll feel like nothing has changed.

I’m going to miss having you next door.

Are you going to miss it?

I begrudgingly agree to like him, but only because he’s going to take care of you. I’m still mad it means taking you away from being a doll.

Well I guess it could be much worse.

And you’re sure the baby is his?

I can’t believe you slept with him, I thought you said you weren’t interested in him?