Squinterns, My Beloved

Well Actually may be dead but he is never forgotten

(To be edited later when I figure out how he would interact with Clark, Finn, and Rodolfo. If anyone has any headcanons of their own feel free to tell me!! I’d love to hear them)

Wendell - They’re good friends!! Wendell is pretty chill and I don’t think he would mind listening to Vincent’s facts, he’d probably even think they were interesting. Of course he might find Vincent a bit annoying at times, but he wouldn’t be mean about it and that’s the most important thing.

Daisy - I have two dynamics in mind for Vincent and Daisy. The first is that they get along really well, because they both have ADHD and understand each other on a level that the others don’t. They can have conversations that last for hours about the most random topics. The second is that they have an over-exaggerated, sitcom style rivalry, because they see the other as their biggest obstacle in their quest to gain Dr. Brennan’s love and admiration. I don’t know which one I like more.

Arastoo - He canonically said that Vincent is a “really cool guy”, next question. But really, with Arastoo being the oldest intern and Vincent being the youngest (original) intern, I think he’d want to try and keep Vincent out of trouble to the best of his ability. He also finds Vincent’s facts interesting.

Fisher - Just imagine Spongebob and Squidward as forensic anthropologists. That’s essentially their dynamic.

Clark -

Finn -

Jessica - 100% best friends, but I don’t think Brennan would want them working together on a case. These two, plus Hodgins… that’s just far too much chaotic energy in one place.

Wells - Vincent is generally a pretty nice guy, but he absolutely DETESTS Oliver Wells. And it’s not even necessarily because Wells was mean to him (though of course, that did upset him). Wells said something rude and condescending to Dr. Brennan in front of him and he was immediately like… “you are my nemesis”. Basically the only way you will see Vincent truly angry is when it has to do with Wells.

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Booth would 100% say fuck. 

Brennan only when she's mad. ( “Swearing is an appropriate way to alleviate anger and express it in a healthy manner. For example, I’m angry Christine broke a plate this morning. FUCK. See, it’s simple.”)

Angela uses it as a goddamn pronoun, she swears so much. 

Cam says it at home frequently but never at work, instead saying “heck” or “frick”. Angela bullies her relentlessly for this.

Hodgins surprisingly not as much, his high class upbringing led him to creating weird substitutes so sometimes he’ll drop something and just scream the Latin name of some insect and everyone is just ‘?????????’

Sweets says fuck one (1) time and its when he accidentally spills his coffee at the royal diner and everyone is just astonished. 

Aubrey would use a moderate amount of fuck

Wendell would use it as common parlance when he first joined but after the first dirty look from Cam he swore it off entirely 

Finn doesn't say fuck and instead uses the WEIRDEST southern slang and sayings and half of them he probably made up for shits and giggles ( “well I'll be a caltrop in alligator dung...” “Ope I’m 99% certain you made that up” “But you can never be 100% sure, can you” “unfortunately not”)

Vincent is similar to Sweets, he swears one (1) time and surprises the entire team (“WHO TAUGHT VINCENT THE FUCK WORD”)

Fisher doesn't swear. Before he started getting his life together he just wishes for the sweet release of death, and afterwards he started doing the “instead of making suicide jokes, make outrageous statements instead” (*[drops a beaker]* “I am the living incarnation of Horus” *[everyone in the lab gives fisher a concerned look]*)

Jessica talks like if a Tumblr post was a person. ‘Nuff said

Daisy will swear several times in quick succession if she's stressed but never use them in the middle of a sentence otherwise her words get jumbled and she has to start from the beginning

Oliver Wells, my belothed, would probably not swear bc he sees it as “below” him

Rodolfo Fuentes would probably only swear when he gets mad, I think he’d consider it a tarnish on his otherwise eloquent/smooth style of talking