Koko

omg, all of those are SUCH A MOOD

Thomas and Martha are new parents, they haven't slept in three days. Don't get him wrong, Thomas was so excited to be a dad but Baby Bruce has screamed every hour he's been home, he's pooped on Thomas, his spit up in his hair, near pulled Thomas's mustache off and peed all over his last clean shirt. So Thomas Wayne had the sexual awakening of a generation when Alfred Pennyworth showed up, with all his charm, suave sexiness, cute accent and mischievous glint in his eye, acting like such a gentleman all the time, just striding across the lawns of Wayne Manor like fucking Colin Firth in all his Pemberly slutiness, shirt billowing in the wind, pushing baby Bruce around in a pram to get him to sleep.