Why Am I Always The Villain?

Pink suits him.

“Did you really think hiding your cheek bones was going to fool anyone?” “Do I…know you?” “Have we met before?” “Are you sure I don’t know you?” “Your eyes are absolutely captivating.” “I don’t think we’ve met yet.” “May I have this dance?” “You look positively enchanting this evening.” “I’d know those dazzling eyes anywhere.” “These skirts make it so hard to move.” “Some of these costumes are so extravagant. They must have cost a fortune.” “You look quite ravishing in that dress.” “You look quite handsome in that suit.” “Can I see your face?” “I don’t think you want to see my face.” “My God, you could fit an entire circus under her pannier. How’d she even fit through the door?” “Champagne?” “My feet are killing me.” “I never thought I’d see you in something so fancy.” “I feel like I’m rubbing elbows with the queen right now.” “Care to sneak away with me? I doubt we will be missed.” “Can you guess who I am under here?” “I’d compliment your beauty, but I can’t see it under there. You’ll have to accept my compliments to your mask instead, it’s quite lovely.” “I can’t hear you through that mask. Did you really have to choose one that covers your mouth?” “Do you know who I am?” “Do you know who she is?” “Do you know who he is?” “You’re very light on your feet.” “Ow! It’s like you have two left feet.” “I’m a terrible dancer.” “Who cares if you’re a good dancer? Have fun! No one will know it’s you anyway!” “No one’s asked me to dance all night…” “I feel like I’m in a dream!” “Can we please go home? This is torture.” “How did I ever let you talk me into coming here?” “I prefer watching from the sidelines to participating.” “You’ve spent the entire evening at the snack table.” “Can I cut in?” “I have to go.” “I’m not supposed to be here. If they catch me I’m in trouble!” “Please. What is your name? I want to see you again.”

Our songs are not something to fool around with so save yourself the time and possible pain and just stop.

Our howls are only used for communicating and we don’t want to inconvenience our pack members!

It’s a rude stereotype. We don’t like that shit.

We don’t laugh like that! Our laugh is no different to yours, and making rude jokes about it really hurts our feelings!

We’re not very photogenic and would prefer people see us in person

We have standards

They’re not super good or easy to obtain

We will tell you when we want to.

We don’t give a shit and will trick you into eternal servitude.

No, we WON’T cleanse the world, we’re too busy seeing the chaos and laughing.

We hate it when people draw us nude, make props of us nude, and just in general normalize skeletal nudity! We have standards you perverts! How would you feel if we hung up nude barbie dolls on a holiday and laugh at them?

(via rookisland)

“OF COURSE ya gotta throw some sort of heart to heart bullshit question at us. Well fer yer in-fer-mation, I’m a winner! I aint no failiar. I aint never felt like a failar cos I give everythin all I got. I dont WASTE my time thinkin that I’ve failed over somethin, I cos I tried my best. An example of when things didn’t go as I PLANNED would be how my ‘Bio-excorsist’ buisness ain’t really taken off yet. BUT I’m workin on it, alright? Cut a ghost some slack! It aint like I dont have an eternity to figure this shit out!”