Pip Pirrup: evil little ghost

smiling friends s3e4 is just how i'd write pip in 2020.

stan tries so hard to be butch but hes too busy throwing up and collapsing every three seconds for it to matter.

pips my obligatory creepypasta oc he's a demon from hell and he kills people and works at a retail store.

god forgive me for what im about to do turns on season1episode1

tweeks the one that relents the most, stan ends up sleeping on tweeks couch a lot before finding his own place much to the frustration of tweek. but the thing is he's not home enough for it to matter much anyways, as long as stan cleans up after himself and doesn't eat too much of his food without replacing it its fine. stan doesnt listen to those rules which is the biggest problem between them.

stan being homeless for a few years literally just because his parents choose to make him theyre like come back when you get a job and hes like fuuuuuuck dude..... i dunno how im gonna do that. and he tries but he gets fired within a week from every job he has and is couch surfing when he can meanwhile his parents are literally watching him from across the street like i dunno randy maybe we should let him come back home and randys like no we're teaching him to be lazy sharon. this is just like when hed cry and cry and youd go and hold him instead of letting him learn he needs to sleep in his crib. you know what i think thats why he has such bad sleep issues. and stans like craig please ill be out in the morning can i please just sleep on your couch.

stan voice I WILL BE YOUR SHIELD kyle voice (blows on his face and like a dog thats enough to get stan to crumple and gag)

multi year stangory hater comes out to say: stangorys pretty good when you're not interpreting them as two toxic yaoi twins.

stan grows up to be someone who smells a little bit like pee all of the time just like his dad.

worlds first ethical stangory shipper. and its because they arent in a relationship and instead have to tolerate eachothers behaviors because they live together by chance.

stan really gets into the vintage furry scene as an adult and feels weirdly guilty about it because he considered naming his fursona sparky and he's like is that weird. am i weird. im fucked up huh. goddamn it.

its so funny looking at this blog sorry ive been driven insane and i also hate fandom now.

kyle and stan have a messy best friend break up in their late teens. kyle is already planning for college and barely has time to hang out anymore, stans going down a rabbit hole of alcoholism and suicidal tendencies and attachment issues. kyle feels like hes being pulled down by stan and stan feels like kyles purposefully ditching him to hurt him. they freak the fuck out at each other. theres never any closure because kyle moves before they can either decide to never talk again or make amends, and because its in the middle of a fight they just stop talking to each other entirely. kyle thinks "good riddance. maybe now i can actually focus" and stan thinks "good riddance. now i dont have to worry about anyone accusing me of being an asshole." but they aren't kidding anyone. it's like a bit of their personhood had been cut off. they don't realize how codependent they were until they got older and separated. jump cut to them in their late twenties, wondering why they didn't make amends, or why they were so stupid in the first place. neither of them have been very socially successful since growing up and haven't really moved on from each other and start to wonder if despite not liking each other theyre the only ones who deserve the other.

stan and kyle stop talking to each other for good and move away from southpark and their feelings sour and bitter but both of them stay up crying at night thinking about being friends and worrying that theyre the only people who'll actually understand eachother because no matter how bad the relationship ended they still went through everything together and wouldn't need to explain it and just inherently know.