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Sharing this beautiful piece of audio that I got from Gianni a little while back of Mr. WPNZ at the airport <3 I was laughing my ass off listening to it. If anyone decides to use it for anything, PLEASE tag me!
Transcript below the cut:
"God, I fucking hate airports. Their security is always such a pain! Everyone here is- THAT'S MY FUCKING ARM, ASSHOLE! I'M NOT GONNA LEAVE IT WITH YOU?! I NEED THAT! NO, HEY, THAT'S- DUDE! THAT'S MY LEG! IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOUR DAMN METAL DETECTOR HAS A PROBLEM WITH ROBOTS! I- OF COURSE IT'S GONNA GO OFF?! I'M MADE OF METAL!"
"SHAKESPEARE, WOULD YOU QUIT LAUGHING AND HELP ME GET MY LIMBS BACK, YOU ASSHOLE?!"
"… Not a word, Boxhead. Not. A single. Word. If you LEAVE MY FUCKIN' HEAD HERE, I WILL STRANGLE YOU WITH THAT DAMN ARM YOU'RE CARRYING!"
"God, they're SO sensitive! I mean the safety was on for most of my guns! ...... I think. Wait. Do I have a safety? Ahhhh, fuck it!"
"'I'm gonna blow up the airport! I'm gonna blow up the airport-' hey, where's my belt?"
Trying to make friends when you're neurodivergent is even worse when you're painfully aware when people aren't fucking with you but thats the extent of your social knowledge. Like you can feel the shift in the conversation and you dont know how tf you got here.
Wpnz and puzzles x tiny!/Borrower!reader headcanons where the two of them scare the hell out of the reader with how intimidating they are would be so litty👀🍅🍅🍅oww🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅stopp🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅guys stopp oww🍅🍅🍅
• With Puzzles, it’s usually always on accident. You literally freeze up everytime he gently bends down to pick you up, but a few soft tender hair pats are (usually) enough to keep your heart at pay as he gently whispers he wouldn’t even think of hurting a countless source of entertainment like you
• Mr. WPNZ on the other hand? Oh, he DEFINITELY leans hard into that part of “countless entertainment.”
• He often sets you off on tiny “hide and seek around the kitchen counter” games as a way to test your skills. Little do you know though it’s mostly an excuse to watch how adorable and fearful you get as he’s ever so close to actually finding you… 👀
• Puzzles usually likes to interrupt/join in the game though to find you first, being your “dramatic hero” and just because he never really approved of WPNZ exploring your size this way 😅
• One game actually ended with BOTH of them holding you, and WPNZ just about felt his heart melt the way you shyly smiled at how carefully both boys held you….Maybe he’d be willing to share this way.
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do you have a wattpad account? I was messaging you on the tumblr messages and wanted to know more about the plot of your au with chip moving in with the Greens :3
I don't have much to say about the AU since I've shifted towards SMG4/CAV hyperfixation-wise so I didn't have time to build it up much. Although, a short summary is just that its a canon divergence showing a "what if" kind of scenario is which Chipocalypse goes wrong and Chip never gets the job as CEO because his dad finds out his plan to completely switch up after he gets the promotion. Once hes cut off and kicked out, hes essentially completely broke. The Greens, being the sweet people they are, offer to let him stay with them for the time being since they were "on good terms" now. Obviously they weren't made aware of what he intended to do had he gotten the promotion.
AU where chip moves in with the greens Gloria-style. I'm still figuring out the details, but have a drawing of him eating at Burger Clown for the first time.
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Can I request Mr Puzzles x M/GN shy reader? Theyre quiet and anxious but oh theyre utterly obsessed with him. Specifically some of his little faces are SO cute they have to bite back squeals, but giggles slip out. (Redeemed AU if that's okay?)
They try soo hard to hide how much they like him and how cute they think he is (even if theyre a little nervous around him just because he's super tall and tall people are scary) but theyre not as nonchalant as they'd like to be
Mr. Puzzles x Shy!Reader
Gender Neutral Reader
Sorry this took me so long to get to, dear viewer! In truth, I didn’t understand the prompt very well, so it sat in my inbox for fear of messing it up. However! I will try my very best to deliver something good for you!
Mr. Puzzles isn’t quite sure how to navigate your shyness at first. He’s a rather bombastic fellow, so when you give him very little to bounce off of, it’s like doing crowd work with a brick wall.
He just desperately wants to see you open up! Get you to give him a laugh- even a breathy chuckle will do!
Once he realizes that maybe his height is intimidating you, he starts bending down much more often to speak to you. Crouching or taking a knee. Sure, it allows him less movement for his showy mannerisms, but at least you start to open up to him!
And goodness, when you finally work up the courage to speak to him, Mr. Puzzles is over the moon. He did it! It felt like a Herculean task, but he finally did it!
Then, you absolutely stun lock him with a simple confession: you think his faces are cute. Cute? You? Find him cute? In spite of his massive ego, it actually gets to him quite a bit. He wants you to say it more; more than he’d ever like to admit.
So, round and round you go. Mr. Puzzles cracking away at your shy exterior and you slowly revealing more and more of yourself to him. He’d never admit it, but the first time he hears your giggle he most definitely needed to hide a blushing EKG line darting across his CRT. Likely a mistake on his part, given he’d adore your reaction to that as well.
Before either of you realize it, you’re as thick as thieves. There’s practically no moment where Mr. Puzzles is missing from your side, and your walls are all but forfeit to him and him alone. Now reacting to him without a care in the world, chatting happily about media and gushing over his different expressions. And Mr. Puzzles? He’d say the ache in his spine from constantly bending over was well worth it to have you: his most dearest star.
Praying that Zamination intentionally gives us more subtly gay Gunshow content to freak out over because most of the fun is knowing theyre gay but it not being verbally confirmed. I love how irritated they make me give me more.
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