the following sentence starter memes are from the popular buzzfeed show BUZZFEED UNSOLVED : SUPERNATURAL featuring RYAN BERGARA & SHANE MADEJ. triggers & nsfw are potentially present in this specific meme. it’s a very unfiltered show with language & they’re kooky dudes. it happens. i will list all applicable trigger warnings below. some grammar has been changed to fit a roleplay setting from the original content. any pronouns may be changed to fit the situation. i ask that you please do not steal this specific compilation & post it as your own.
potential triggers : heavy profanity , mentions of bugs , paranormal themes.
𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝟏 : 𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐃𝐄 𝟒
𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝑒𝑥𝑜𝑟𝑐𝑖𝑠𝑚 𝑜𝑓 𝑎𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑠𝑒 𝑚𝑖𝑐𝘩𝑒𝑙.
“ wait , did they like sue the demon? ”
“ okay , i’m fine with that so far. that sounds real. ”
“ there was a spider on me. sorry if i blew it on you. ”
“ ( name ) also reported hearing a voice damning her to hell. ”
“ her hands seemed to turn into thick paws with claws. ”
“ let’s move on , let’s not get caught up on the bear hands. ”
“ why do all these people know what burnt feces smells like? ”
“ fuck , is that a bee!? ”
“ see what you get? this is what you get! ”
“ yeah , that’s a bad doctor. ”
“ that is fucked up , right? ”
“ i bet i could squeeze an apple ‘til it exploded. ”
“ i bet you a million dollars you couldn’t. ”
“ you hear that in the distance? it’s the excuse train coming. ”
“ you’re full of shit , ( name ). ”
“ these recordings are perhaps the most disturbing pieces of audio i’ve ever heard. ”
“ i will carry this brat so long , until she croaks , this dumbass bitch! ”
“ you know … she’s screaming. she’s giving it 110%. ”
“ your unrelenting skepticism is exhausting. ”
“ it drains me of all happiness and energy and i hope you know that. ”
“ i ran out of evil people to think of … uhh … the the blonde man from ‘ die hard ’ is also in here. skeletor from ‘ masters of the universe ’ … heath ledger’s joker. not jack nicholson , he was too cartoonish. ”
“ you had your fun , you ass? ”
“ that is the only thing that is strange to me. all of the other stuff is just things that a person could do. ”
“ yeah , i just feel bad for her at this point. ”
“ do you think that just made her buy into it more? like if people started exorcising me on the reg — yeah , i might eventually be like , ‘ i guess i’m demons! ’ ”
“ look , i’m not here as a doctor , i just wanna see some of this crazy shit. ”
“ i wanna see this girl eat some spiders. ”
“ that’s like something you say when you go to the zoo , not when you go see someone that’s tied up. ”
“ shady. shady as fuck , yeah. ”
“ it’s funny you said that ‘cause the neurologist said the exact same thing. ”
“ yeah , fuck it. i don’t know , go visit a jesuit. jesus christ. ”
“ just get your shit stink out of my office. ”
“ how do you tell the difference between possession and mental health? ”
“ i also think that 67 exorcisms don’t leave your mind in a good spot. ”
“ psa , if your kid’s eating spiders , don’t take them to an exorcist. or take them to an exorcist , but do it at the hospital. ”
“ i don’t know what’s making me happier. the fact you can’t get it , or the struggle in your face as you see your case slipping through your fingers. ”
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