fuck the hand aim for the neck

can we kill Charlie kirk again that would just really cheer me up

Remember when Charlie Kirk was murdered in broad daylight in front of hundreds of people…….that was so fucking awesome

growing up my dad had a friend named Straight Chris whose entire gimmick was he pretended to be gay and would tell ladies they’re the one who turned him straight and he regularly got his ass beat by these ladies. and his drink of choice was Everclear and he’d do three shots of it in a row and immediately pass out

the thing of course is that faghags are birds of a feather so it wouldn’t take too long to realize his ploy and one time 3 of them jumped him and beat him with the hood ornament of his car, which was one he’d stolen from a Rolls Royce and affixed to his Ford Aspire

it feels really classless to say that remembering that charlie kirk died badly makes you smile and laugh but ill power through. ill say it

the true elation and dopamine hit I get when I have a friendly random conversation with a stranger in public needs to be studied

"why is all the coolest shit nowadays being made by trans women" trans women are disproportionately extremely online autistic computer nerds who critically were able to conceive of society's norms being bullshit and are thus drawn to alternative sources of fulfilment such as creative pursuits

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