Viktor_Burkhardt

sceleritas fel: fear not, my most vile and gloriously wicked master! truly, your humble butler is delighted for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend, i am so serious

steam big picture mode was designed to be clicked on by accident two or three times per year

iron lung directors commentary where markplier is in the top left corner narrating like he's controlling himself in a video game when

DO NOT CHECK UP ON THAT FRIEND YOU CUT OUT OF YOUR LIFE!!!! DO NOT CHECK UP ON YOUR EX!!!! DO NOT CHECK UP ON THAT OLD COWORKER YOU HATED!!!! IT WON’T HELP YOU!!!! CHOOSE YOURSELF!!!!

[EXTREMELY HAUNTED & HOLLOW-EYED LOOK] yeah man i’m doing. Really good

I feel so insane about ai. I've had face-to-face conversations with people who use it for therapy, who use it to calculate the safety of pill interactions, who use it for all their emails and grant applications and legal documents and academic papers and finance sheets and for every single question they have about the world, and if you tell them about the ecological costs they just laugh and say "I guess I've used a lot of water." and I've been in multiple gatherings of 10+ people where I'm THE ONLY PERSON who doesn't use chatgpt. it's turning me into a ranting raving pariah, because how don't you people see??? why don't you understand??????? this bullshit didn't exist five years ago, you absolutely do not need it, and it is destroying everything

daily reminder: fuck ice. fuck ice agents. fuck trump. and fuck you if you support them.

when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl you used to be who desperately wanted to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

‘Leon wouldn’t look that old’ he is an alcoholic insomniac who has been routinely getting smacked around by giant monsters for almost 30 years

Fuck the critics that movie was FIRE.

are you five nights at fucking kidding me