Life In A Nutshell

Y’all ever wonder if Oxygen makes your voice deeper and Helium brings it back to normal. 😐

umm no u must be from like montana or somethin and have shitty pizza cause frozen pizza usually sux

You say “pizza is pizza” but the instant pineapple/mushrooms/something else gets involved, half of you folks will turn on us. Hypocrites! Traitors! Heretics!

Is deep dish pizza not just a type of cheesecake?

this is so scary

Speaking without an accent is almost like typing without a font.

Scooby-Doo teaches us that the only real monsters of the world are people

Reblog if you kept your damaged armor from the Red War

Willy Wonka is just a kids version of Saw.

If salt is supposed to repel ghosts and demons, then the ocean must be the least haunted place on Earth.