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“Please, come with me.”

“You’re always number one.”

“I can’t do this.”

“I won’t let you.”

“Maybe I’m just crazy.”

“I’m not even sorry.”

“Honestly, just stop it.”

“I believe in you.”

“Don’t be an ass.”

“Who were you with?”

“Please talk to me.”

“I can’t trust you.”

“I need you, though.”

“Don’t be fucking rude.”

“Is that my shirt?”

“So, it was you.”

“I need to go.”

“Just stay with me.”

“You can trust me.”

“Alright, I love you.”

“I’m sorry, but no.”

“Will you help me?”

“You’re a terrible cook.”

“Can you shut up!?”

“You love me, right?”

“I really need you.”

“I don’t love you.”

“I’m not doing this.”

“I really need you.”

“You don’t want me.”

“Let me help you.”

“You’re such a bitch.”

“I can’t do this.”

“You think you’re funny?”

“Hey, I said stop!”

“Will you marry me?”

“Wanna go out sometime?”

“I don’t want this.”

“You always this quiet?”

“Are you fucking insane!?”

“I don’t want you.”

“I’m not wearing that.”

“Sorry, were you sleeping?”

“This was never right.”

“You look really tired.”

“I’m out of here.”

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐫 𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠.

❛ I was gone a lot longer than I thought I would be. ❜

❛ I’m stuck with you, and that means you’re stuck with me. ❜

❛ You’re not as good as I’d hoped. But you’re better than you know. ❜

❛ Yeah, no, that still sounds bad. ❜

❛ I think someone is following us.  ❜

❛ I’ve heard enough. ❜

❛ I’m in. I heard the word illegal. ❜

❛ Wait, are my eyes open or closed right now? ❜

❛ Hell is real, and it smells like Axe body spray. ❜

❛ This magic gin better make us see unicorns that fart rainbows. ❜

❛ What is the point of magic if we can’t fix real problems? ❜

❛ A great way to get what you want is to be so miserable that you don’t want it anymore. ❜

❛ Every time I talk, I sound batshit. ❜

❛ You should be happy. Less competition. ❜

❛ You have to mean it for magic to work. ❜

❛ Phosphoromancy, bitches! ❜

❛ Being a magician has always been about, in part, accruing power. ❜

❛ I need you to remind me that magic is real. ❜

❛ Magic doesn’t come from talent, it comes from pain. ❜

❛ Life is raw. Everybody medicates. ❜

❛ The idea is you look at the list of ingredients and try to figure out what the spell does. ❜

❛ It’s the universe deep dicking us. Lay back and try to enjoy it. ❜

❛ My crown is just as heavy as yours. ❜

❛ Poor little magic girl. ❜

❛ You don’t know me. ❜

❛ Hey, how did you – what are you doing here? ❜

❛ Why can’t anything just be fixed? ❜

❛ Why did you bring me back? ❜

❛ What do you say? Want to put some pants on and help me save all of magic? ❜

❛ You could say please. ❜

❛ Hakuna Matata has failed me. ❜

❛ I trust you. I need you. ❜

❛ If you keep drinking, I will seriously cut a bitch. ❜

❛ My loyalty will always be with me. ❜

❛ Well… I guess I could help. For a price. ❜

❛ Is everybody out here really so lifeless? ❜

❛ So this is what the patriarchy smells like? It’s not the freshest. ❜

❛ But you’re not alone. I’m your best bitch, remember? ❜

❛ I knew the difference between magic and miracles. One is real and one is a lie with sparkles. ❜

❛ You’re alive. What a lovely surprise. ❜

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