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I think I should do a proper introduction, considering the one I have is still up and it's just telling people this is my only account-
Hello, I'm Francis, your personal COD Roleplay Blogger!

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Sooooo
Guess who got sent a keys message from someone who is extremely transphobic towards me during my freshman year and who also literally tried to break my arm at a one point during the school year for having a crush on one of her friends π
School Horror Number 2 :D
So this was around testing time (the dreaded tradition of standardize testing) and we were all getting ready to go to our test sites when we got an announcement to stay in our holding areas. Weird, but whatever. Come to find out, there was a huge fight going on between a teenage gang at my school and some random sophomore who all of the freshmen had beef with due to him acting like he was above people with a 1-2 year age gap of him.
He was slammed into vending machines and thrown onto a table and was suspended for the rest of testing so unfortunately he has to redo sophomore year
There were videos of it but they've all been taken down, obviously.
Okay, bye bye! :D
doot doot
Yippee, I got a doot doot :D
Doot doot to you too! :3c
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get βdoot dootβ in their ask box
I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET
SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU
I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one
how
what

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I'm gonna share a horror story about my school since I'm going back in a couple weeks (bless my soul)
At my school, we have speech class. But not speech in the sense of speech therapy (because that's what my mom believed) but in the sense of presidents giving speeches.
Our first official assignment from this teacher was to write an essay about any topic we want. The title of mine was called "True Blue". My essay was about how every form of blue that wasn't in nature wasn't actually a 'true blue' and was just our eyes perception of it. The research alone took me 4 hours.
At one point in my speech, I used the word monochrome. He pulled me aside and asked me (a freshman at the time) if I knew what monochrome meant. I said yes and told him what it meant. He then proceeded to ask me why I would use the word monochrome in a speech about blue. We then proceeded to argue and it got the principal involved because I wasn't in my next class. She told me I should "respect my teachers" and said that I was in the wrong for arguing. And he gave me a C on that for my "wording" and said it could basically be a ChatGPT response.
If you like to hear more about my terror of a school, lemme know
Grrr I need to make more open rp's but I'm so lost for ideas and tired. π
I'm also technically on my last day of school holidays from tmmr so I'm trying to Tumblrmaxx yk guys
"Guys stay with me" as I get held hostage for 5 days a week, 6 hours at a time
Guhhh I don't wanna go back to school /gen
I need help my moots :(
I'm currently having my period and I get very bad cramps when I'm on period
I took the max amount of midol but I don't know if I wait until the next time it's 2 am or wait till 7 am. I don't know which one would constitute a 24 hour time frame. Please help, I'm in absolute pain but I'm scared I'm gonna poison myself on cramp meds :(
So my mother was right. He never showed up until today (I hadn't packed my bags because I assumed what I thought was most likely to happen) and hadn't texted to me or talked to me over the phone since February. So I'm scared of him coming to the house expecting me to be ready to go π₯
Anywho, here's a nice TT I found by vsprettyok on the platform :D
So, as of today, my dad will be coming at a later date (my mom believes he'll never come because this has happened before)
But I wanna kinda do something. So, to pass the time, tell me what would you like me to write about Wilmot and Ephon? And if you have any questions about me personally? And here's a picture of my dog for an extra boost :3 (her name is Charlie :D)

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Short fic inspired by me and @ask-pricemillan 's little rp reblog from a couple days ago!
CW for Death and Grief-ridden behaviors + some self mutilation by hair pulling.
Hey guys. I'm probably going to start posting less because I'm packing for a trip to go see my (deadbeat) dad because I'm legally obligated to. I'm gonna see my older sister though, so that's a bonus. But yeah, if I don't interact, it's because of that
You're a cockwomble Price
-(πβπ©π)
Excuse me?-π·οΈ
You're a cockwomble. Do you know what that means?
Do you?-π·οΈ
Of course I do, I wouldn't use it otherwise
*cough cough* A person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance.
I also think it's a funny word and fits you perfectly
And you think that describes me?-π·οΈ
Yes. Be glad I didn't use something like Dickweed or TwatWaffle or Knobjockey
-(πβπ©π)
What have I done or said to make you think that-π·οΈ
Hmmmm, idk. Just because-
-(πβπ©π)
Because what?-π·οΈ
.....Just because. That's the saying
Give me a reason-π·οΈ
.....You let your younger self and your supposed lover try to send me to Florida over tapes
-(πβπ©π)
..I donβt remember that, youβre lying-π·οΈ
NO, YOU'RE THE LIAR >:( -(πβπ©π)
I think I would remember doing that-π·οΈ
*huff* Fine, I won't call you a cockwomble
-(πβπ©π)
Thank you-π·οΈ
Dickweasel -π
YOU FUCKING JIZZSTAIN! -(πβπ©π)
WHAT DID I DO?!-π·οΈ
I HEARD THAT BASTARD, WHERE THE HELL IS HE?!
-(πβπ©π)
WHO?!-π·οΈ
*Sigh* Maybe I'm just hallucinating......
Clearly-π·οΈ
Knobjockey-π
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
-(πβπ©π)
WHATβS WRONG??-π·οΈ
I CAN HEAR THAT BITCH ASS VOICE FROM YOUR YOUNGER SELF!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
-(πβπ©π)
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!-π·οΈ
....lemme try calming down-
-(πβπ©π)
Pisswizard-π
Are you okay? Youβre hearing voices apparently -π·οΈ
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (spazzing out) I HEAR YOU, GODDAMN BASTARD!!
-(πβπ©π)
CALM DOWN, WHATβS GOING ON?!-π·οΈ
TELL HIM TO STOP! *actually sobbing his eyes out*
-(πβπ©π)
WHO?!-π·οΈ
MACMILLAN, MAKE THAT MUSTY MF STOP *bawling his eyes out*
-(πβπ©π)
..Do you need to see a psychiatrist?-π·οΈ
NO! *starts tryna hit Clover Price (I'ma call him that because of his emoji)* I NEED HIM TO STOP IT!
-(πβπ©π)
(I use a cover because itβs lieutenant price from all ghillied up where he wears a ghillie suit)
β¦[slowly starts to call a psychiatrist]-π·οΈ
(ah, okie)
*wacks phone out of his hand* DON'T YOU DARE!
-(πβπ©π)
YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT OKAY-π·οΈ
..... I'ma try calming down and ignoring the voices
-(πβπ©π)
Pissflaps-π
.....*starts tweaking out*
-(πβπ©π)
You need a psychiatrist-π·οΈ
...... I'm just gonna ignore him
-(πβπ©π)
Pisskidney-π
Are you sure you donβt need a psychiatrist?-π·οΈ
I JUST GOTTA IGNORE HIM!!!! *Sobbing*
-(πβπ©π)
Scrote-π
I think you should go back to bed or medical-π·οΈ
He won't stop :(
-(πβπ©π)
I think youβre hallucinating-π·οΈ
*sobs in corner* Stanky old man with his ugly ass Axe body spray won't leave me alone....
-(πβπ©π)
..I think Iβm gonna leave-π·οΈ
DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HIM!!
-(πβπ©π)
Bye..-π·οΈ
NOOOOOOO!
-(πβπ©π)
Just you and me now-π
You're still stanky
-(πβπ©π)
[sounds of axe body spray being sprayed into the back of your head]
AAAAAAAAAH! WILL YOU STOP IT?!
-(πβπ©π)
.. no-π
*smack*
-(πβπ©π)
-π
*hmph*
-(πβπ©π)
[screaming in your ear]-π
CAN YOU NOT?!
-(πβπ©π)
Why should I-π
-(πβπ©π)
[screaming in your ear more]-π
*puts in ear plugs*
-(πβπ©π)
I have a lighter on me, Iβm lighting you on fire-π
.....*take out ear plugs and pulls out a paddle*
If you don't leave me alone-
-(πβπ©π)
Youβre not gonna do shit!-π
*sigh* Gonna get that American asswhooping-
-(πβπ©π)
Iβm British!-π
-(πβπ©π)
-π
This goes in your place down under.
-(πβπ©π)
YOUβRE NOT TOUCHING ANYTHING DOWN UNDER-π
THEN LEAVE ME ALONE!
-(πβπ©π)
Hmmmm, no-π
*points gun*
-(πβπ©π)
[pulls out FIM-92 Stinger]-π
...*starts banging head on wall*
-(πβπ©π)
Loser-π
SHUT UP! *continues the headbanging*
-(πβπ©π)
Iβm gonna leave your mind now since youβre a loser and look insane-π
Yippe
-(πβπ©π)
[slaps the back of your head before leaving]-π
PRICE, HE'S GONE!
-(πβπ©π)
Good for you.. so proud-π·οΈ
:D
-(πβπ©π)
Youβre still going to the psychiatrist-π·οΈ
:(
_(πβπ©π)
I think you know why-π·οΈ
B-But me no wanna :(
-(πβπ©π)
Well you hafta-π·οΈ
NO! *starts throwing a tantrum*
-(πβπ©π)
Youβre too grown to be acting like this-π·οΈ
...*stinks into Mini human and continues tantrum*
-(πβπ©π)
Now youβre just easy to pick up-π·οΈ
*louder tantrum*
-(πβπ©π)
[picks you up]-π·οΈ
*punches Price during tantrum*
-(πβπ©π)
[price flips to hold them upside down]
*kick* I DON'T WANNA GO!
-(πβπ©π)
YOUβRE HEARING VOICES, YOUβRE GOING-π·οΈ
*throws the biggest tantrum known to mankind*
-(πβπ©π)
[price smacked them on the back]
.....*sniffle*
-(πβπ©π)
Thatβs what happens when you whine!-π·οΈ
*starts crying sadly*
-(πβπ©π)
Weβre going to medical for a mental health check-π·οΈ
I'm not going....*sniffle* You're mean.
-(πβπ©π)
Weβre already here-π·οΈ
*becomes a 700000 pound toddler*
I not going.....
-(πβπ©π)
..fatty-π·οΈ
......*sob* FINE! *becomes normal again*
THERE, HAPPY?!
-(πβπ©[gonna make this Ephon's Emoji] π[Gonna make this Wilmot's])
FIXED IT FOR YOU-π·οΈ
(π)
..... I'm not an overweight toddler anymore :(
-πβπ©
I donβt care-π·οΈ
*sniffle* -πβπ©
*whispering in Price's ear* Incel -π
What does that even mean-π·οΈ
What does what mean? -πβπ©
Gym rat -π
Iβm not a gym rat-π·οΈ
Mircosize penis -π
Who the hell are you talking to? I think you're the crazy one now -πβπ©
I think Iβm hearing ghosts again, whatever-π·οΈ
I got a what-π
Maybe.....*bites into Chicken sandwich* -πβπ©
You got a mirco penis you jizzstain -π
Whyβre you eating??-π·οΈ
[spits on you]-π
*spits back* -π
It's a chicken sandwich! It's fried chicken between two hamburger buns with ketchup! -πβπ©
I said why not what! You are here for a mental health check-π·οΈ
>:(-π
>:p -π
B-Because I'm hungry...... -πβπ©
Just go see the doctor-π·οΈ
Iβm ripping your nuts off-π
BUT I'M HUNGRY! -πβπ©
I don't have nuts -π
FINISH EATING-π·οΈ
Iβm ripping your tongue off-π
.....*eats very slowly* -πβπ©
*rips Price's tongue out* did it first -π
Finish it fast or Iβm throwing it away-π·οΈ
[keeps his mouth open so the blood sprays]-π
I paid for it! -πβπ©
*stuffs it back in* ewww...... -π
FINISH IT!!-π·οΈ
Bleeeeh-π
*eats very slowly* -πβπ©
Nasty old man -π
[price shoves the sandwich into ephons mouth]
Old?! How old are YOU?! >:(-π
*chokes* -πβπ©
I'm 28, jackass -π
Told you to finish!-π·οΈ
β¦π-π
*continues choking* -πβπ©
You're probably 60 -π
[siigh]
[price hits his back a few times]
Iβm 27 :)-π
Yippee, I'm saved :D -πβπ©
No way, jizzstain -π
Now go-π·οΈ
I am, that makes YOU the old man!!-π
So if I go look it up right now, it's gonna say u're 27? -π
*stats throwing another tantrum* -πβπ©
Look what up-π
I WILL HIT YOU AGAIN-π·οΈ
YOU PISSKIDNEY, YOU'RE 41?! FUCKING LIAR -π
*throws a bigger tantrum* -πβπ©
Thatβs the me thatβs fighting that whiny guy, captain me, Iβm a lieutenant right now!-π
YOUβRE A GROWN MAN-π·οΈ
So then you're at least 30! And that whiny guy is my fiance, dickhead! -π
I DON'T WANNA GO! -πβπ©
Nope, Iβm in my twenties-π
YOUβRE GONNA GO AND YOUβRE GONNA LIKE IT-π·οΈ
I THINK YOU'RE A LYING BASTARD! -π
NOOOOOOOO! *throwing the biggest tantrum again* -πβπ©
Youβre just mad that youβre an old man-π
Iβm going to hit you again-π·οΈ
.... you're a mean old man! *Chucks a book* -πβπ©
I'M ONLY OLDER THAN YOU BY A YEAR! -π
Iβm dragging you inside-π·οΈ
Gross old man-π
NOOOOO! *throws another tantrum* -πβπ©
YOU'RE A GEN ALPHA IPAD BABY THEN, SNOT FACE! -π
[price drags him by the leg into medical]
Look at this idiot getting ragebaited-π
*kicks Price* I'M NOT GOING! *squirms away* -πβπ©
*rips out tongue* -π
[price drags him inside and kicks him] too late!-π·οΈ
[spraying blood everywhere again] Blehhhh-π
*throws a big tantrum in the corner of the doctors room* -πβπ©
*sticks tongue back in* apologize. -π
[both the doctor and price staring at him on the ground]
.. NO!!-π
Don't make me rip it back out, apologize. -π
*walks out* I'M NOT DOING THIS BULLSHIT! -πβπ©
No-π
YOU WERE HALLUCINATING AND STARTED TRYING TO FIGHT IT-π·οΈ
*rip out his tongue again* -π
I'M OKAY! -πβπ©
Yeowch-π
NO YOUβRE NOT-π·οΈ
I'M FINE! I WON'T LOSE MY MIND! -πβπ©
JUST APOLOGIZE! -π
THEN WHY WERE YOU HEARING VOICES-π·οΈ
[shaking his head no]-π
IT'S JUST A TEMPORARY FLUKE, I'M A-OKAY! -πβπ©
*starts whacking with own tongue* >:( -π
You swear?-π·οΈ
[π]-π
I'm gonna eat your tongue if you don't apologize -π
Mhm mhm -πβπ©
Gay-π
Alright. But if you start hallucinating again, itβs medical-π·οΈ
I will do it bastard -π
Okie -πβπ©
Do it-π
And thatβs a promise-π·οΈ
*nom nomn hom* -π
Mhm -πβπ©
..
Ephon youβre an ugly slag-π
....*sniffle* someone just called me a slag :( -πβπ©
*starts hitting Price* THAT'S MY FIANCE, YOU BASTARD! -π
Who??-π·οΈ
[fighting back]-π
*hits with purse* THAT'S MAH MAN! -π
Maybe I'm just kinda tired. You know how people hear people calling their name the more they're tired? I think it was something like that -πβπ©
[bites his arm]-π
.. Iβm sure it is-π·οΈ
*slaps face* RABIES CARRYING MOTHERFUCKER! -π
*takes out another chicken sandwich* -πβπ©
[choking him]-π
I guess You can have that one-π·οΈ
*chokes back* -π
Yippe! *Starts taking big chomps* -πβπ©
[spits on his face]-π
*kicks in the ball sack* Stupid bastard -π
>:(
Ephon youβre bald-π
*happily eats another 5 chicken sandwiches* -πβπ©
He's not gonna listen to you. Once he has chicken sandwiches, he ignores everything else. -π
Where are you getting those-π·οΈ
What a fatty-π
My fiance always has them on him....But I haven't seen him in a while, so I've just been eating at the ones that have been in the fridge. -πβπ©
*whack* DON'T CALL MY FIANCE A FATTY! >:( -π
You canβt possibly be that hungry-π·οΈ
FAT CUNT-π
You'll be surprised......Wilmot thinks it's "my way to cope" but I'm just really that hungry. -πβπ©
*keeps on hitting him* STOP IT! -π
Good for you?-π·οΈ
Wait whatβs that behind you!-π
.... i miss Wilmot..... -πβπ©
I'm not that fucking stupid. -π
Go to him then-π·οΈ
Fuck-π
I don't know where he is...... -πβπ©
Exactly. Fucking dolt. -π
How??-π·οΈ
π₯Ί-π
He left one day and never gave me the location of where he was going. He probably just wants alone time..... even though it's been 5 months -πβπ©
I ain't falling for that shit, you jizzstain. -π
.. did you guys fight before he left?-π·οΈ
Oh wow, you abandoned him-π
We didn't, everything was normal! He did leave his ring though... -πβπ©
I didn't abandon him! He's so fucking clingy -π
-π·οΈ
Left the ring too, thatβs messed up-π
I think he'll come back soon though with a big surprise :D
-πβπ©
I-It wasn't on purpose! I just needed to be alone, you see how clingy and obsessed he is?! -π
β¦are you sure the relationship was good?-π·οΈ
And itβs been how many months?-π
He would sometimes come home angry....But I've always cheered him up! Look, I even got flowers!
*holding very wilted roses* -πβπ©
It's just 5 months! What's the harm? -π
Theyβre really old, if he hasnβt even seen you in five months then how do you know if he wanted to stay with you or not?-π·οΈ
Almost half a year-π
Of course he would stay with me! He wouldn't just up and leave, he would at least tell me!
-πβπ©
He's okay! -π
But he did-π·οΈ
I donβt think so-π
He's just getting a surprise that's taking longer than usual, that's all!
-πβπ©
HE'S OKAY, STOP QUESTIONING IT! -π
How do you know that heβs planning a surprise? And for what-π·οΈ
Absolutely not -π
It's probably for my birthday or Easter or Thanksgiving or Christmas or just about anything!
-πβπ©
You're an asshole. -π
..I think he left you-π·οΈ
Hypocrite-π
.... what?
-πβπ©
I am not a hypocrite. -π
He left you five months ago, and left his ring-π·οΈ
Sure sure whatever-π
..... maybe he didn't want to lose his ring......
-πβπ©
You're a bitch. -π
He just left you randomly with no explanation-π·οΈ
I donβt even wanna be around you anymore-π
For what?! I haven't done anything to you! -π
.... I'm gonna go make Kool-Aid! The grape one was always Wilmot's favorite!
-πβπ©
Heβs not here to drink it though-π·οΈ
*makes it anyways and leaves out two cups* He'll come home eventually! -πβπ©
And whenβs that?-π·οΈ
.....*starts making a sandwich* I gotta make him something to eat too! Can't have Kool aid with no food! -πβπ©
Youβre not gonna listen will you?-π·οΈ
He's my husband, I can't let him starve! That's a bad husband! -πβπ©
Yeah. You do that..-π·οΈ
*happily makes the sandwich* He likes tuna sandwiches, he eats them like he's starving whenever he sees one! He's kinda like a cat?
You're a cockwomble Price
-(πβπ©π)
Excuse me?-π·οΈ
You're a cockwomble. Do you know what that means?
Do you?-π·οΈ
Of course I do, I wouldn't use it otherwise
*cough cough* A person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance.
I also think it's a funny word and fits you perfectly
And you think that describes me?-π·οΈ
Yes. Be glad I didn't use something like Dickweed or TwatWaffle or Knobjockey
-(πβπ©π)
What have I done or said to make you think that-π·οΈ
Hmmmm, idk. Just because-
-(πβπ©π)
Because what?-π·οΈ
.....Just because. That's the saying
Give me a reason-π·οΈ
.....You let your younger self and your supposed lover try to send me to Florida over tapes
-(πβπ©π)
..I donβt remember that, youβre lying-π·οΈ
NO, YOU'RE THE LIAR >:( -(πβπ©π)
I think I would remember doing that-π·οΈ
*huff* Fine, I won't call you a cockwomble
-(πβπ©π)
Thank you-π·οΈ
Dickweasel -π
YOU FUCKING JIZZSTAIN! -(πβπ©π)
WHAT DID I DO?!-π·οΈ
I HEARD THAT BASTARD, WHERE THE HELL IS HE?!
-(πβπ©π)
WHO?!-π·οΈ
*Sigh* Maybe I'm just hallucinating......
Clearly-π·οΈ
Knobjockey-π
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
-(πβπ©π)
WHATβS WRONG??-π·οΈ
I CAN HEAR THAT BITCH ASS VOICE FROM YOUR YOUNGER SELF!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
-(πβπ©π)
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!-π·οΈ
....lemme try calming down-
-(πβπ©π)
Pisswizard-π
Are you okay? Youβre hearing voices apparently -π·οΈ
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (spazzing out) I HEAR YOU, GODDAMN BASTARD!!
-(πβπ©π)
CALM DOWN, WHATβS GOING ON?!-π·οΈ
TELL HIM TO STOP! *actually sobbing his eyes out*
-(πβπ©π)
WHO?!-π·οΈ
MACMILLAN, MAKE THAT MUSTY MF STOP *bawling his eyes out*
-(πβπ©π)
..Do you need to see a psychiatrist?-π·οΈ
NO! *starts tryna hit Clover Price (I'ma call him that because of his emoji)* I NEED HIM TO STOP IT!
-(πβπ©π)
(I use a cover because itβs lieutenant price from all ghillied up where he wears a ghillie suit)
β¦[slowly starts to call a psychiatrist]-π·οΈ
(ah, okie)
*wacks phone out of his hand* DON'T YOU DARE!
-(πβπ©π)
YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT OKAY-π·οΈ
..... I'ma try calming down and ignoring the voices
-(πβπ©π)
Pissflaps-π
.....*starts tweaking out*
-(πβπ©π)
You need a psychiatrist-π·οΈ
...... I'm just gonna ignore him
-(πβπ©π)
Pisskidney-π
Are you sure you donβt need a psychiatrist?-π·οΈ
I JUST GOTTA IGNORE HIM!!!! *Sobbing*
-(πβπ©π)
Scrote-π
I think you should go back to bed or medical-π·οΈ
He won't stop :(
-(πβπ©π)
I think youβre hallucinating-π·οΈ
*sobs in corner* Stanky old man with his ugly ass Axe body spray won't leave me alone....
-(πβπ©π)
..I think Iβm gonna leave-π·οΈ
DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HIM!!
-(πβπ©π)
Bye..-π·οΈ
NOOOOOOO!
-(πβπ©π)
Just you and me now-π
You're still stanky
-(πβπ©π)
[sounds of axe body spray being sprayed into the back of your head]
AAAAAAAAAH! WILL YOU STOP IT?!
-(πβπ©π)
.. no-π
*smack*
-(πβπ©π)
-π
*hmph*
-(πβπ©π)
[screaming in your ear]-π
CAN YOU NOT?!
-(πβπ©π)
Why should I-π
-(πβπ©π)
[screaming in your ear more]-π
*puts in ear plugs*
-(πβπ©π)
I have a lighter on me, Iβm lighting you on fire-π
.....*take out ear plugs and pulls out a paddle*
If you don't leave me alone-
-(πβπ©π)
Youβre not gonna do shit!-π
*sigh* Gonna get that American asswhooping-
-(πβπ©π)
Iβm British!-π
-(πβπ©π)
-π
This goes in your place down under.
-(πβπ©π)
YOUβRE NOT TOUCHING ANYTHING DOWN UNDER-π
THEN LEAVE ME ALONE!
-(πβπ©π)
Hmmmm, no-π
*points gun*
-(πβπ©π)
[pulls out FIM-92 Stinger]-π
...*starts banging head on wall*
-(πβπ©π)
Loser-π
SHUT UP! *continues the headbanging*
-(πβπ©π)
Iβm gonna leave your mind now since youβre a loser and look insane-π
Yippe
-(πβπ©π)
[slaps the back of your head before leaving]-π
PRICE, HE'S GONE!
-(πβπ©π)
Good for you.. so proud-π·οΈ
:D
-(πβπ©π)
Youβre still going to the psychiatrist-π·οΈ
:(
_(πβπ©π)
I think you know why-π·οΈ
B-But me no wanna :(
-(πβπ©π)
Well you hafta-π·οΈ
NO! *starts throwing a tantrum*
-(πβπ©π)
Youβre too grown to be acting like this-π·οΈ
...*stinks into Mini human and continues tantrum*
-(πβπ©π)
Now youβre just easy to pick up-π·οΈ
*louder tantrum*
-(πβπ©π)
[picks you up]-π·οΈ
*punches Price during tantrum*
-(πβπ©π)
[price flips to hold them upside down]
*kick* I DON'T WANNA GO!
-(πβπ©π)
YOUβRE HEARING VOICES, YOUβRE GOING-π·οΈ
*throws the biggest tantrum known to mankind*
-(πβπ©π)
[price smacked them on the back]
.....*sniffle*
-(πβπ©π)
Thatβs what happens when you whine!-π·οΈ
*starts crying sadly*
-(πβπ©π)
Weβre going to medical for a mental health check-π·οΈ
I'm not going....*sniffle* You're mean.
-(πβπ©π)
Weβre already here-π·οΈ
*becomes a 700000 pound toddler*
I not going.....
-(πβπ©π)
..fatty-π·οΈ
......*sob* FINE! *becomes normal again*
THERE, HAPPY?!
-(πβπ©[gonna make this Ephon's Emoji] π[Gonna make this Wilmot's])
FIXED IT FOR YOU-π·οΈ
(π)
..... I'm not an overweight toddler anymore :(
-πβπ©
I donβt care-π·οΈ
*sniffle* -πβπ©
*whispering in Price's ear* Incel -π
What does that even mean-π·οΈ
What does what mean? -πβπ©
Gym rat -π
Iβm not a gym rat-π·οΈ
Mircosize penis -π
Who the hell are you talking to? I think you're the crazy one now -πβπ©
I think Iβm hearing ghosts again, whatever-π·οΈ
I got a what-π
Maybe.....*bites into Chicken sandwich* -πβπ©
You got a mirco penis you jizzstain -π
Whyβre you eating??-π·οΈ
[spits on you]-π
*spits back* -π
It's a chicken sandwich! It's fried chicken between two hamburger buns with ketchup! -πβπ©
I said why not what! You are here for a mental health check-π·οΈ
>:(-π
>:p -π
B-Because I'm hungry...... -πβπ©
Just go see the doctor-π·οΈ
Iβm ripping your nuts off-π
BUT I'M HUNGRY! -πβπ©
I don't have nuts -π
FINISH EATING-π·οΈ
Iβm ripping your tongue off-π
.....*eats very slowly* -πβπ©
*rips Price's tongue out* did it first -π
Finish it fast or Iβm throwing it away-π·οΈ
[keeps his mouth open so the blood sprays]-π
I paid for it! -πβπ©
*stuffs it back in* ewww...... -π
FINISH IT!!-π·οΈ
Bleeeeh-π
*eats very slowly* -πβπ©
Nasty old man -π
[price shoves the sandwich into ephons mouth]
Old?! How old are YOU?! >:(-π
*chokes* -πβπ©
I'm 28, jackass -π
Told you to finish!-π·οΈ
β¦π-π
*continues choking* -πβπ©
You're probably 60 -π
[siigh]
[price hits his back a few times]
Iβm 27 :)-π
Yippee, I'm saved :D -πβπ©
No way, jizzstain -π
Now go-π·οΈ
I am, that makes YOU the old man!!-π
So if I go look it up right now, it's gonna say u're 27? -π
*stats throwing another tantrum* -πβπ©
Look what up-π
I WILL HIT YOU AGAIN-π·οΈ
YOU PISSKIDNEY, YOU'RE 41?! FUCKING LIAR -π
*throws a bigger tantrum* -πβπ©
Thatβs the me thatβs fighting that whiny guy, captain me, Iβm a lieutenant right now!-π
YOUβRE A GROWN MAN-π·οΈ
So then you're at least 30! And that whiny guy is my fiance, dickhead! -π
I DON'T WANNA GO! -πβπ©
Nope, Iβm in my twenties-π
YOUβRE GONNA GO AND YOUβRE GONNA LIKE IT-π·οΈ
I THINK YOU'RE A LYING BASTARD! -π
NOOOOOOOO! *throwing the biggest tantrum again* -πβπ©
Youβre just mad that youβre an old man-π
Iβm going to hit you again-π·οΈ
.... you're a mean old man! *Chucks a book* -πβπ©
I'M ONLY OLDER THAN YOU BY A YEAR! -π
Iβm dragging you inside-π·οΈ
Gross old man-π
NOOOOO! *throws another tantrum* -πβπ©
YOU'RE A GEN ALPHA IPAD BABY THEN, SNOT FACE! -π
[price drags him by the leg into medical]
Look at this idiot getting ragebaited-π
*kicks Price* I'M NOT GOING! *squirms away* -πβπ©
*rips out tongue* -π
[price drags him inside and kicks him] too late!-π·οΈ
[spraying blood everywhere again] Blehhhh-π
*throws a big tantrum in the corner of the doctors room* -πβπ©
*sticks tongue back in* apologize. -π
[both the doctor and price staring at him on the ground]
.. NO!!-π
Don't make me rip it back out, apologize. -π
*walks out* I'M NOT DOING THIS BULLSHIT! -πβπ©
No-π
YOU WERE HALLUCINATING AND STARTED TRYING TO FIGHT IT-π·οΈ
*rip out his tongue again* -π
I'M OKAY! -πβπ©
Yeowch-π
NO YOUβRE NOT-π·οΈ
I'M FINE! I WON'T LOSE MY MIND! -πβπ©
JUST APOLOGIZE! -π
THEN WHY WERE YOU HEARING VOICES-π·οΈ
[shaking his head no]-π
IT'S JUST A TEMPORARY FLUKE, I'M A-OKAY! -πβπ©
*starts whacking with own tongue* >:( -π
You swear?-π·οΈ
[π]-π
I'm gonna eat your tongue if you don't apologize -π
Mhm mhm -πβπ©
Gay-π
Alright. But if you start hallucinating again, itβs medical-π·οΈ
I will do it bastard -π
Okie -πβπ©
Do it-π
And thatβs a promise-π·οΈ
*nom nomn hom* -π
Mhm -πβπ©
..
Ephon youβre an ugly slag-π
....*sniffle* someone just called me a slag :( -πβπ©
*starts hitting Price* THAT'S MY FIANCE, YOU BASTARD! -π
Who??-π·οΈ
[fighting back]-π
*hits with purse* THAT'S MAH MAN! -π
Maybe I'm just kinda tired. You know how people hear people calling their name the more they're tired? I think it was something like that -πβπ©
[bites his arm]-π
.. Iβm sure it is-π·οΈ
*slaps face* RABIES CARRYING MOTHERFUCKER! -π
*takes out another chicken sandwich* -πβπ©
[choking him]-π
I guess You can have that one-π·οΈ
*chokes back* -π
Yippe! *Starts taking big chomps* -πβπ©
[spits on his face]-π
*kicks in the ball sack* Stupid bastard -π
>:(
Ephon youβre bald-π
*happily eats another 5 chicken sandwiches* -πβπ©
He's not gonna listen to you. Once he has chicken sandwiches, he ignores everything else. -π
Where are you getting those-π·οΈ
What a fatty-π
My fiance always has them on him....But I haven't seen him in a while, so I've just been eating at the ones that have been in the fridge. -πβπ©
*whack* DON'T CALL MY FIANCE A FATTY! >:( -π
You canβt possibly be that hungry-π·οΈ
FAT CUNT-π
You'll be surprised......Wilmot thinks it's "my way to cope" but I'm just really that hungry. -πβπ©
*keeps on hitting him* STOP IT! -π
Good for you?-π·οΈ
Wait whatβs that behind you!-π
.... i miss Wilmot..... -πβπ©
I'm not that fucking stupid. -π
Go to him then-π·οΈ
Fuck-π
I don't know where he is...... -πβπ©
Exactly. Fucking dolt. -π
How??-π·οΈ
π₯Ί-π
He left one day and never gave me the location of where he was going. He probably just wants alone time..... even though it's been 5 months -πβπ©
I ain't falling for that shit, you jizzstain. -π
.. did you guys fight before he left?-π·οΈ
Oh wow, you abandoned him-π
We didn't, everything was normal! He did leave his ring though... -πβπ©
I didn't abandon him! He's so fucking clingy -π
-π·οΈ
Left the ring too, thatβs messed up-π
I think he'll come back soon though with a big surprise :D
-πβπ©
I-It wasn't on purpose! I just needed to be alone, you see how clingy and obsessed he is?! -π
β¦are you sure the relationship was good?-π·οΈ
And itβs been how many months?-π
He would sometimes come home angry....But I've always cheered him up! Look, I even got flowers!
*holding very wilted roses* -πβπ©
It's just 5 months! What's the harm? -π
Theyβre really old, if he hasnβt even seen you in five months then how do you know if he wanted to stay with you or not?-π·οΈ
Almost half a year-π
Of course he would stay with me! He wouldn't just up and leave, he would at least tell me!
-πβπ©
He's okay! -π
But he did-π·οΈ
I donβt think so-π
He's just getting a surprise that's taking longer than usual, that's all!
-πβπ©
HE'S OKAY, STOP QUESTIONING IT! -π
How do you know that heβs planning a surprise? And for what-π·οΈ
Absolutely not -π
It's probably for my birthday or Easter or Thanksgiving or Christmas or just about anything!
-πβπ©
You're an asshole. -π
..I think he left you-π·οΈ
Hypocrite-π
.... what?
-πβπ©
I am not a hypocrite. -π
He left you five months ago, and left his ring-π·οΈ
Sure sure whatever-π
..... maybe he didn't want to lose his ring......
-πβπ©
You're a bitch. -π
He just left you randomly with no explanation-π·οΈ
I donβt even wanna be around you anymore-π
For what?! I haven't done anything to you! -π
.... I'm gonna go make Kool-Aid! The grape one was always Wilmot's favorite!
-πβπ©
Heβs not here to drink it though-π·οΈ
*makes it anyways and leaves out two cups* He'll come home eventually! -πβπ©
And whenβs that?-π·οΈ
.....*starts making a sandwich* I gotta make him something to eat too! Can't have Kool aid with no food! -πβπ©
Youβre not gonna listen will you?-π·οΈ
He's my husband, I can't let him starve! That's a bad husband! -πβπ©
You're a cockwomble Price
-(πβπ©π)
Excuse me?-π·οΈ
You're a cockwomble. Do you know what that means?
Do you?-π·οΈ
Of course I do, I wouldn't use it otherwise
*cough cough* A person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance.
I also think it's a funny word and fits you perfectly
And you think that describes me?-π·οΈ
Yes. Be glad I didn't use something like Dickweed or TwatWaffle or Knobjockey
-(πβπ©π)
What have I done or said to make you think that-π·οΈ
Hmmmm, idk. Just because-
-(πβπ©π)
Because what?-π·οΈ
.....Just because. That's the saying
Give me a reason-π·οΈ
.....You let your younger self and your supposed lover try to send me to Florida over tapes
-(πβπ©π)
..I donβt remember that, youβre lying-π·οΈ
NO, YOU'RE THE LIAR >:( -(πβπ©π)
I think I would remember doing that-π·οΈ
*huff* Fine, I won't call you a cockwomble
-(πβπ©π)
Thank you-π·οΈ
Dickweasel -π
YOU FUCKING JIZZSTAIN! -(πβπ©π)
WHAT DID I DO?!-π·οΈ
I HEARD THAT BASTARD, WHERE THE HELL IS HE?!
-(πβπ©π)
WHO?!-π·οΈ
*Sigh* Maybe I'm just hallucinating......
Clearly-π·οΈ
Knobjockey-π
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
-(πβπ©π)
WHATβS WRONG??-π·οΈ
I CAN HEAR THAT BITCH ASS VOICE FROM YOUR YOUNGER SELF!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
-(πβπ©π)
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!-π·οΈ
....lemme try calming down-
-(πβπ©π)
Pisswizard-π
Are you okay? Youβre hearing voices apparently -π·οΈ
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (spazzing out) I HEAR YOU, GODDAMN BASTARD!!
-(πβπ©π)
CALM DOWN, WHATβS GOING ON?!-π·οΈ
TELL HIM TO STOP! *actually sobbing his eyes out*
-(πβπ©π)
WHO?!-π·οΈ
MACMILLAN, MAKE THAT MUSTY MF STOP *bawling his eyes out*
-(πβπ©π)
..Do you need to see a psychiatrist?-π·οΈ
NO! *starts tryna hit Clover Price (I'ma call him that because of his emoji)* I NEED HIM TO STOP IT!
-(πβπ©π)
(I use a cover because itβs lieutenant price from all ghillied up where he wears a ghillie suit)
β¦[slowly starts to call a psychiatrist]-π·οΈ
(ah, okie)
*wacks phone out of his hand* DON'T YOU DARE!
-(πβπ©π)
YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT OKAY-π·οΈ
..... I'ma try calming down and ignoring the voices
-(πβπ©π)
Pissflaps-π
.....*starts tweaking out*
-(πβπ©π)
You need a psychiatrist-π·οΈ
...... I'm just gonna ignore him
-(πβπ©π)
Pisskidney-π
Are you sure you donβt need a psychiatrist?-π·οΈ
I JUST GOTTA IGNORE HIM!!!! *Sobbing*
-(πβπ©π)
Scrote-π
I think you should go back to bed or medical-π·οΈ
He won't stop :(
-(πβπ©π)
I think youβre hallucinating-π·οΈ
*sobs in corner* Stanky old man with his ugly ass Axe body spray won't leave me alone....
-(πβπ©π)
..I think Iβm gonna leave-π·οΈ
DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HIM!!
-(πβπ©π)
Bye..-π·οΈ
NOOOOOOO!
-(πβπ©π)
Just you and me now-π
You're still stanky
-(πβπ©π)
[sounds of axe body spray being sprayed into the back of your head]
AAAAAAAAAH! WILL YOU STOP IT?!
-(πβπ©π)
.. no-π
*smack*
-(πβπ©π)
-π
*hmph*
-(πβπ©π)
[screaming in your ear]-π
CAN YOU NOT?!
-(πβπ©π)
Why should I-π
-(πβπ©π)
[screaming in your ear more]-π
*puts in ear plugs*
-(πβπ©π)
I have a lighter on me, Iβm lighting you on fire-π
.....*take out ear plugs and pulls out a paddle*
If you don't leave me alone-
-(πβπ©π)
Youβre not gonna do shit!-π
*sigh* Gonna get that American asswhooping-
-(πβπ©π)
Iβm British!-π
-(πβπ©π)
-π
This goes in your place down under.
-(πβπ©π)
YOUβRE NOT TOUCHING ANYTHING DOWN UNDER-π
THEN LEAVE ME ALONE!
-(πβπ©π)
Hmmmm, no-π
*points gun*
-(πβπ©π)
[pulls out FIM-92 Stinger]-π
...*starts banging head on wall*
-(πβπ©π)
Loser-π
SHUT UP! *continues the headbanging*
-(πβπ©π)
Iβm gonna leave your mind now since youβre a loser and look insane-π
Yippe
-(πβπ©π)
[slaps the back of your head before leaving]-π
PRICE, HE'S GONE!
-(πβπ©π)
Good for you.. so proud-π·οΈ
:D
-(πβπ©π)
Youβre still going to the psychiatrist-π·οΈ
:(
_(πβπ©π)
I think you know why-π·οΈ
B-But me no wanna :(
-(πβπ©π)
Well you hafta-π·οΈ
NO! *starts throwing a tantrum*
-(πβπ©π)
Youβre too grown to be acting like this-π·οΈ
...*stinks into Mini human and continues tantrum*
-(πβπ©π)
Now youβre just easy to pick up-π·οΈ
*louder tantrum*
-(πβπ©π)
[picks you up]-π·οΈ
*punches Price during tantrum*
-(πβπ©π)
[price flips to hold them upside down]
*kick* I DON'T WANNA GO!
-(πβπ©π)
YOUβRE HEARING VOICES, YOUβRE GOING-π·οΈ
*throws the biggest tantrum known to mankind*
-(πβπ©π)
[price smacked them on the back]
.....*sniffle*
-(πβπ©π)
Thatβs what happens when you whine!-π·οΈ
*starts crying sadly*
-(πβπ©π)
Weβre going to medical for a mental health check-π·οΈ
I'm not going....*sniffle* You're mean.
-(πβπ©π)
Weβre already here-π·οΈ
*becomes a 700000 pound toddler*
I not going.....
-(πβπ©π)
..fatty-π·οΈ
......*sob* FINE! *becomes normal again*
THERE, HAPPY?!
-(πβπ©[gonna make this Ephon's Emoji] π[Gonna make this Wilmot's])
FIXED IT FOR YOU-π·οΈ
(π)
..... I'm not an overweight toddler anymore :(
-πβπ©
I donβt care-π·οΈ
*sniffle* -πβπ©
*whispering in Price's ear* Incel -π
What does that even mean-π·οΈ
What does what mean? -πβπ©
Gym rat -π
Iβm not a gym rat-π·οΈ
Mircosize penis -π
Who the hell are you talking to? I think you're the crazy one now -πβπ©
I think Iβm hearing ghosts again, whatever-π·οΈ
I got a what-π
Maybe.....*bites into Chicken sandwich* -πβπ©
You got a mirco penis you jizzstain -π
Whyβre you eating??-π·οΈ
[spits on you]-π
*spits back* -π
It's a chicken sandwich! It's fried chicken between two hamburger buns with ketchup! -πβπ©
I said why not what! You are here for a mental health check-π·οΈ
>:(-π
>:p -π
B-Because I'm hungry...... -πβπ©
Just go see the doctor-π·οΈ
Iβm ripping your nuts off-π
BUT I'M HUNGRY! -πβπ©
I don't have nuts -π
FINISH EATING-π·οΈ
Iβm ripping your tongue off-π
.....*eats very slowly* -πβπ©
*rips Price's tongue out* did it first -π
Finish it fast or Iβm throwing it away-π·οΈ
[keeps his mouth open so the blood sprays]-π
I paid for it! -πβπ©
*stuffs it back in* ewww...... -π
FINISH IT!!-π·οΈ
Bleeeeh-π
*eats very slowly* -πβπ©
Nasty old man -π
[price shoves the sandwich into ephons mouth]
Old?! How old are YOU?! >:(-π
*chokes* -πβπ©
I'm 28, jackass -π
Told you to finish!-π·οΈ
β¦π-π
*continues choking* -πβπ©
You're probably 60 -π
[siigh]
[price hits his back a few times]
Iβm 27 :)-π
Yippee, I'm saved :D -πβπ©
No way, jizzstain -π
Now go-π·οΈ
I am, that makes YOU the old man!!-π
So if I go look it up right now, it's gonna say u're 27? -π
*stats throwing another tantrum* -πβπ©
Look what up-π
I WILL HIT YOU AGAIN-π·οΈ
YOU PISSKIDNEY, YOU'RE 41?! FUCKING LIAR -π
*throws a bigger tantrum* -πβπ©
Thatβs the me thatβs fighting that whiny guy, captain me, Iβm a lieutenant right now!-π
YOUβRE A GROWN MAN-π·οΈ
So then you're at least 30! And that whiny guy is my fiance, dickhead! -π
I DON'T WANNA GO! -πβπ©
Nope, Iβm in my twenties-π
YOUβRE GONNA GO AND YOUβRE GONNA LIKE IT-π·οΈ
I THINK YOU'RE A LYING BASTARD! -π
NOOOOOOOO! *throwing the biggest tantrum again* -πβπ©
Youβre just mad that youβre an old man-π
Iβm going to hit you again-π·οΈ
.... you're a mean old man! *Chucks a book* -πβπ©
I'M ONLY OLDER THAN YOU BY A YEAR! -π
Iβm dragging you inside-π·οΈ
Gross old man-π
NOOOOO! *throws another tantrum* -πβπ©
YOU'RE A GEN ALPHA IPAD BABY THEN, SNOT FACE! -π
[price drags him by the leg into medical]
Look at this idiot getting ragebaited-π
*kicks Price* I'M NOT GOING! *squirms away* -πβπ©
*rips out tongue* -π
[price drags him inside and kicks him] too late!-π·οΈ
[spraying blood everywhere again] Blehhhh-π
*throws a big tantrum in the corner of the doctors room* -πβπ©
*sticks tongue back in* apologize. -π
[both the doctor and price staring at him on the ground]
.. NO!!-π
Don't make me rip it back out, apologize. -π
*walks out* I'M NOT DOING THIS BULLSHIT! -πβπ©
No-π
YOU WERE HALLUCINATING AND STARTED TRYING TO FIGHT IT-π·οΈ
*rip out his tongue again* -π
I'M OKAY! -πβπ©
Yeowch-π
NO YOUβRE NOT-π·οΈ
I'M FINE! I WON'T LOSE MY MIND! -πβπ©
JUST APOLOGIZE! -π
THEN WHY WERE YOU HEARING VOICES-π·οΈ
[shaking his head no]-π
IT'S JUST A TEMPORARY FLUKE, I'M A-OKAY! -πβπ©
*starts whacking with own tongue* >:( -π
You swear?-π·οΈ
[π]-π
I'm gonna eat your tongue if you don't apologize -π
Mhm mhm -πβπ©
Gay-π
Alright. But if you start hallucinating again, itβs medical-π·οΈ
I will do it bastard -π
Okie -πβπ©
Do it-π
And thatβs a promise-π·οΈ
*nom nomn hom* -π
Mhm -πβπ©
..
Ephon youβre an ugly slag-π
....*sniffle* someone just called me a slag :( -πβπ©
*starts hitting Price* THAT'S MY FIANCE, YOU BASTARD! -π
Who??-π·οΈ
[fighting back]-π
*hits with purse* THAT'S MAH MAN! -π
Maybe I'm just kinda tired. You know how people hear people calling their name the more they're tired? I think it was something like that -πβπ©
[bites his arm]-π
.. Iβm sure it is-π·οΈ
*slaps face* RABIES CARRYING MOTHERFUCKER! -π
*takes out another chicken sandwich* -πβπ©
[choking him]-π
I guess You can have that one-π·οΈ
*chokes back* -π
Yippe! *Starts taking big chomps* -πβπ©
[spits on his face]-π
*kicks in the ball sack* Stupid bastard -π
>:(
Ephon youβre bald-π
*happily eats another 5 chicken sandwiches* -πβπ©
He's not gonna listen to you. Once he has chicken sandwiches, he ignores everything else. -π
Where are you getting those-π·οΈ
What a fatty-π
My fiance always has them on him....But I haven't seen him in a while, so I've just been eating at the ones that have been in the fridge. -πβπ©
*whack* DON'T CALL MY FIANCE A FATTY! >:( -π
You canβt possibly be that hungry-π·οΈ
FAT CUNT-π
You'll be surprised......Wilmot thinks it's "my way to cope" but I'm just really that hungry. -πβπ©
*keeps on hitting him* STOP IT! -π
Good for you?-π·οΈ
Wait whatβs that behind you!-π
.... i miss Wilmot..... -πβπ©
I'm not that fucking stupid. -π
Go to him then-π·οΈ
Fuck-π
I don't know where he is...... -πβπ©
Exactly. Fucking dolt. -π
How??-π·οΈ
π₯Ί-π
He left one day and never gave me the location of where he was going. He probably just wants alone time..... even though it's been 5 months -πβπ©
I ain't falling for that shit, you jizzstain. -π
.. did you guys fight before he left?-π·οΈ
Oh wow, you abandoned him-π
We didn't, everything was normal! He did leave his ring though... -πβπ©
I didn't abandon him! He's so fucking clingy -π
-π·οΈ
Left the ring too, thatβs messed up-π
I think he'll come back soon though with a big surprise :D
-πβπ©
I-It wasn't on purpose! I just needed to be alone, you see how clingy and obsessed he is?! -π
β¦are you sure the relationship was good?-π·οΈ
And itβs been how many months?-π
He would sometimes come home angry....But I've always cheered him up! Look, I even got flowers!
*holding very wilted roses* -πβπ©
It's just 5 months! What's the harm? -π
Theyβre really old, if he hasnβt even seen you in five months then how do you know if he wanted to stay with you or not?-π·οΈ
Almost half a year-π
Of course he would stay with me! He wouldn't just up and leave, he would at least tell me!
-πβπ©
He's okay! -π
But he did-π·οΈ
I donβt think so-π
He's just getting a surprise that's taking longer than usual, that's all!
-πβπ©
HE'S OKAY, STOP QUESTIONING IT! -π
How do you know that heβs planning a surprise? And for what-π·οΈ
Absolutely not -π
It's probably for my birthday or Easter or Thanksgiving or Christmas or just about anything!
-πβπ©
You're an asshole. -π
..I think he left you-π·οΈ
Hypocrite-π
.... what?
-πβπ©
I am not a hypocrite. -π
He left you five months ago, and left his ring-π·οΈ
Sure sure whatever-π
..... maybe he didn't want to lose his ring......
-πβπ©
You're a bitch. -π
He just left you randomly with no explanation-π·οΈ
I donβt even wanna be around you anymore-π
For what?! I haven't done anything to you! -π
.... I'm gonna go make Kool-Aid! The grape one was always Wilmot's favorite!
-πβπ©
Heβs not here to drink it though-π·οΈ
*makes it anyways and leaves out two cups* He'll come home eventually! -πβπ©
And whenβs that?-π·οΈ
.....*starts making a sandwich* I gotta make him something to eat too! Can't have Kool aid with no food! -πβπ©

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You're a cockwomble Price
-(πβπ©π)
Excuse me?-π·οΈ
You're a cockwomble. Do you know what that means?
Do you?-π·οΈ
Of course I do, I wouldn't use it otherwise
*cough cough* A person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance.
I also think it's a funny word and fits you perfectly
And you think that describes me?-π·οΈ
Yes. Be glad I didn't use something like Dickweed or TwatWaffle or Knobjockey
-(πβπ©π)
What have I done or said to make you think that-π·οΈ
Hmmmm, idk. Just because-
-(πβπ©π)
Because what?-π·οΈ
.....Just because. That's the saying
Give me a reason-π·οΈ
.....You let your younger self and your supposed lover try to send me to Florida over tapes
-(πβπ©π)
..I donβt remember that, youβre lying-π·οΈ
NO, YOU'RE THE LIAR >:( -(πβπ©π)
I think I would remember doing that-π·οΈ
*huff* Fine, I won't call you a cockwomble
-(πβπ©π)
Thank you-π·οΈ
Dickweasel -π
YOU FUCKING JIZZSTAIN! -(πβπ©π)
WHAT DID I DO?!-π·οΈ
I HEARD THAT BASTARD, WHERE THE HELL IS HE?!
-(πβπ©π)
WHO?!-π·οΈ
*Sigh* Maybe I'm just hallucinating......
Clearly-π·οΈ
Knobjockey-π
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
-(πβπ©π)
WHATβS WRONG??-π·οΈ
I CAN HEAR THAT BITCH ASS VOICE FROM YOUR YOUNGER SELF!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
-(πβπ©π)
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!-π·οΈ
....lemme try calming down-
-(πβπ©π)
Pisswizard-π
Are you okay? Youβre hearing voices apparently -π·οΈ
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (spazzing out) I HEAR YOU, GODDAMN BASTARD!!
-(πβπ©π)
CALM DOWN, WHATβS GOING ON?!-π·οΈ
TELL HIM TO STOP! *actually sobbing his eyes out*
-(πβπ©π)
WHO?!-π·οΈ
MACMILLAN, MAKE THAT MUSTY MF STOP *bawling his eyes out*
-(πβπ©π)
..Do you need to see a psychiatrist?-π·οΈ
NO! *starts tryna hit Clover Price (I'ma call him that because of his emoji)* I NEED HIM TO STOP IT!
-(πβπ©π)
(I use a cover because itβs lieutenant price from all ghillied up where he wears a ghillie suit)
β¦[slowly starts to call a psychiatrist]-π·οΈ
(ah, okie)
*wacks phone out of his hand* DON'T YOU DARE!
-(πβπ©π)
YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT OKAY-π·οΈ
..... I'ma try calming down and ignoring the voices
-(πβπ©π)
Pissflaps-π
.....*starts tweaking out*
-(πβπ©π)
You need a psychiatrist-π·οΈ
...... I'm just gonna ignore him
-(πβπ©π)
Pisskidney-π
Are you sure you donβt need a psychiatrist?-π·οΈ
I JUST GOTTA IGNORE HIM!!!! *Sobbing*
-(πβπ©π)
Scrote-π
I think you should go back to bed or medical-π·οΈ
He won't stop :(
-(πβπ©π)
I think youβre hallucinating-π·οΈ
*sobs in corner* Stanky old man with his ugly ass Axe body spray won't leave me alone....
-(πβπ©π)
..I think Iβm gonna leave-π·οΈ
DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HIM!!
-(πβπ©π)
Bye..-π·οΈ
NOOOOOOO!
-(πβπ©π)
Just you and me now-π
You're still stanky
-(πβπ©π)
[sounds of axe body spray being sprayed into the back of your head]
AAAAAAAAAH! WILL YOU STOP IT?!
-(πβπ©π)
.. no-π
*smack*
-(πβπ©π)
-π
*hmph*
-(πβπ©π)
[screaming in your ear]-π
CAN YOU NOT?!
-(πβπ©π)
Why should I-π
-(πβπ©π)
[screaming in your ear more]-π
*puts in ear plugs*
-(πβπ©π)
I have a lighter on me, Iβm lighting you on fire-π
.....*take out ear plugs and pulls out a paddle*
If you don't leave me alone-
-(πβπ©π)
Youβre not gonna do shit!-π
*sigh* Gonna get that American asswhooping-
-(πβπ©π)
Iβm British!-π
-(πβπ©π)
-π
This goes in your place down under.
-(πβπ©π)
YOUβRE NOT TOUCHING ANYTHING DOWN UNDER-π
THEN LEAVE ME ALONE!
-(πβπ©π)
Hmmmm, no-π
*points gun*
-(πβπ©π)
[pulls out FIM-92 Stinger]-π
...*starts banging head on wall*
-(πβπ©π)
Loser-π
SHUT UP! *continues the headbanging*
-(πβπ©π)
Iβm gonna leave your mind now since youβre a loser and look insane-π
Yippe
-(πβπ©π)
[slaps the back of your head before leaving]-π
PRICE, HE'S GONE!
-(πβπ©π)
Good for you.. so proud-π·οΈ
:D
-(πβπ©π)
Youβre still going to the psychiatrist-π·οΈ
:(
_(πβπ©π)
I think you know why-π·οΈ
B-But me no wanna :(
-(πβπ©π)
Well you hafta-π·οΈ
NO! *starts throwing a tantrum*
-(πβπ©π)
Youβre too grown to be acting like this-π·οΈ
...*stinks into Mini human and continues tantrum*
-(πβπ©π)
Now youβre just easy to pick up-π·οΈ
*louder tantrum*
-(πβπ©π)
[picks you up]-π·οΈ
*punches Price during tantrum*
-(πβπ©π)
[price flips to hold them upside down]
*kick* I DON'T WANNA GO!
-(πβπ©π)
YOUβRE HEARING VOICES, YOUβRE GOING-π·οΈ
*throws the biggest tantrum known to mankind*
-(πβπ©π)
[price smacked them on the back]
.....*sniffle*
-(πβπ©π)
Thatβs what happens when you whine!-π·οΈ
*starts crying sadly*
-(πβπ©π)
Weβre going to medical for a mental health check-π·οΈ
I'm not going....*sniffle* You're mean.
-(πβπ©π)
Weβre already here-π·οΈ
*becomes a 700000 pound toddler*
I not going.....
-(πβπ©π)
..fatty-π·οΈ
......*sob* FINE! *becomes normal again*
THERE, HAPPY?!
-(πβπ©[gonna make this Ephon's Emoji] π[Gonna make this Wilmot's])
FIXED IT FOR YOU-π·οΈ
(π)
..... I'm not an overweight toddler anymore :(
-πβπ©
I donβt care-π·οΈ
*sniffle* -πβπ©
*whispering in Price's ear* Incel -π
What does that even mean-π·οΈ
What does what mean? -πβπ©
Gym rat -π
Iβm not a gym rat-π·οΈ
Mircosize penis -π
Who the hell are you talking to? I think you're the crazy one now -πβπ©
I think Iβm hearing ghosts again, whatever-π·οΈ
I got a what-π
Maybe.....*bites into Chicken sandwich* -πβπ©
You got a mirco penis you jizzstain -π
Whyβre you eating??-π·οΈ
[spits on you]-π
*spits back* -π
It's a chicken sandwich! It's fried chicken between two hamburger buns with ketchup! -πβπ©
I said why not what! You are here for a mental health check-π·οΈ
>:(-π
>:p -π
B-Because I'm hungry...... -πβπ©
Just go see the doctor-π·οΈ
Iβm ripping your nuts off-π
BUT I'M HUNGRY! -πβπ©
I don't have nuts -π
FINISH EATING-π·οΈ
Iβm ripping your tongue off-π
.....*eats very slowly* -πβπ©
*rips Price's tongue out* did it first -π
Finish it fast or Iβm throwing it away-π·οΈ
[keeps his mouth open so the blood sprays]-π
I paid for it! -πβπ©
*stuffs it back in* ewww...... -π
FINISH IT!!-π·οΈ
Bleeeeh-π
*eats very slowly* -πβπ©
Nasty old man -π
[price shoves the sandwich into ephons mouth]
Old?! How old are YOU?! >:(-π
*chokes* -πβπ©
I'm 28, jackass -π
Told you to finish!-π·οΈ
β¦π-π
*continues choking* -πβπ©
You're probably 60 -π
[siigh]
[price hits his back a few times]
Iβm 27 :)-π
Yippee, I'm saved :D -πβπ©
No way, jizzstain -π
Now go-π·οΈ
I am, that makes YOU the old man!!-π
So if I go look it up right now, it's gonna say u're 27? -π
*stats throwing another tantrum* -πβπ©
Look what up-π
I WILL HIT YOU AGAIN-π·οΈ
YOU PISSKIDNEY, YOU'RE 41?! FUCKING LIAR -π
*throws a bigger tantrum* -πβπ©
Thatβs the me thatβs fighting that whiny guy, captain me, Iβm a lieutenant right now!-π
YOUβRE A GROWN MAN-π·οΈ
So then you're at least 30! And that whiny guy is my fiance, dickhead! -π
I DON'T WANNA GO! -πβπ©
Nope, Iβm in my twenties-π
YOUβRE GONNA GO AND YOUβRE GONNA LIKE IT-π·οΈ
I THINK YOU'RE A LYING BASTARD! -π
NOOOOOOOO! *throwing the biggest tantrum again* -πβπ©
Youβre just mad that youβre an old man-π
Iβm going to hit you again-π·οΈ
.... you're a mean old man! *Chucks a book* -πβπ©
I'M ONLY OLDER THAN YOU BY A YEAR! -π
Iβm dragging you inside-π·οΈ
Gross old man-π
NOOOOO! *throws another tantrum* -πβπ©
YOU'RE A GEN ALPHA IPAD BABY THEN, SNOT FACE! -π
[price drags him by the leg into medical]
Look at this idiot getting ragebaited-π
*kicks Price* I'M NOT GOING! *squirms away* -πβπ©
*rips out tongue* -π
[price drags him inside and kicks him] too late!-π·οΈ
[spraying blood everywhere again] Blehhhh-π
*throws a big tantrum in the corner of the doctors room* -πβπ©
*sticks tongue back in* apologize. -π
[both the doctor and price staring at him on the ground]
.. NO!!-π
Don't make me rip it back out, apologize. -π
*walks out* I'M NOT DOING THIS BULLSHIT! -πβπ©
No-π
YOU WERE HALLUCINATING AND STARTED TRYING TO FIGHT IT-π·οΈ
*rip out his tongue again* -π
I'M OKAY! -πβπ©
Yeowch-π
NO YOUβRE NOT-π·οΈ
I'M FINE! I WON'T LOSE MY MIND! -πβπ©
JUST APOLOGIZE! -π
THEN WHY WERE YOU HEARING VOICES-π·οΈ
[shaking his head no]-π
IT'S JUST A TEMPORARY FLUKE, I'M A-OKAY! -πβπ©
*starts whacking with own tongue* >:( -π
You swear?-π·οΈ
[π]-π
I'm gonna eat your tongue if you don't apologize -π
Mhm mhm -πβπ©
Gay-π
Alright. But if you start hallucinating again, itβs medical-π·οΈ
I will do it bastard -π
Okie -πβπ©
Do it-π
And thatβs a promise-π·οΈ
*nom nomn hom* -π
Mhm -πβπ©
..
Ephon youβre an ugly slag-π
....*sniffle* someone just called me a slag :( -πβπ©
*starts hitting Price* THAT'S MY FIANCE, YOU BASTARD! -π
Who??-π·οΈ
[fighting back]-π
*hits with purse* THAT'S MAH MAN! -π
Maybe I'm just kinda tired. You know how people hear people calling their name the more they're tired? I think it was something like that -πβπ©
[bites his arm]-π
.. Iβm sure it is-π·οΈ
*slaps face* RABIES CARRYING MOTHERFUCKER! -π
*takes out another chicken sandwich* -πβπ©
[choking him]-π
I guess You can have that one-π·οΈ
*chokes back* -π
Yippe! *Starts taking big chomps* -πβπ©
[spits on his face]-π
*kicks in the ball sack* Stupid bastard -π
>:(
Ephon youβre bald-π
*happily eats another 5 chicken sandwiches* -πβπ©
He's not gonna listen to you. Once he has chicken sandwiches, he ignores everything else. -π
Where are you getting those-π·οΈ
What a fatty-π
My fiance always has them on him....But I haven't seen him in a while, so I've just been eating at the ones that have been in the fridge. -πβπ©
*whack* DON'T CALL MY FIANCE A FATTY! >:( -π
You canβt possibly be that hungry-π·οΈ
FAT CUNT-π
You'll be surprised......Wilmot thinks it's "my way to cope" but I'm just really that hungry. -πβπ©
*keeps on hitting him* STOP IT! -π
Good for you?-π·οΈ
Wait whatβs that behind you!-π
.... i miss Wilmot..... -πβπ©
I'm not that fucking stupid. -π
Go to him then-π·οΈ
Fuck-π
I don't know where he is...... -πβπ©
Exactly. Fucking dolt. -π
How??-π·οΈ
π₯Ί-π
He left one day and never gave me the location of where he was going. He probably just wants alone time..... even though it's been 5 months -πβπ©
I ain't falling for that shit, you jizzstain. -π
.. did you guys fight before he left?-π·οΈ
Oh wow, you abandoned him-π
We didn't, everything was normal! He did leave his ring though... -πβπ©
I didn't abandon him! He's so fucking clingy -π
-π·οΈ
Left the ring too, thatβs messed up-π
I think he'll come back soon though with a big surprise :D
-πβπ©
I-It wasn't on purpose! I just needed to be alone, you see how clingy and obsessed he is?! -π
β¦are you sure the relationship was good?-π·οΈ
And itβs been how many months?-π
He would sometimes come home angry....But I've always cheered him up! Look, I even got flowers!
*holding very wilted roses* -πβπ©
It's just 5 months! What's the harm? -π
Theyβre really old, if he hasnβt even seen you in five months then how do you know if he wanted to stay with you or not?-π·οΈ
Almost half a year-π
Of course he would stay with me! He wouldn't just up and leave, he would at least tell me!
-πβπ©
He's okay! -π
But he did-π·οΈ
I donβt think so-π
He's just getting a surprise that's taking longer than usual, that's all!
-πβπ©
HE'S OKAY, STOP QUESTIONING IT! -π
How do you know that heβs planning a surprise? And for what-π·οΈ
Absolutely not -π
It's probably for my birthday or Easter or Thanksgiving or Christmas or just about anything!
-πβπ©
You're an asshole. -π
..I think he left you-π·οΈ
Hypocrite-π
.... what?
-πβπ©
I am not a hypocrite. -π
He left you five months ago, and left his ring-π·οΈ
Sure sure whatever-π
..... maybe he didn't want to lose his ring......
-πβπ©
You're a bitch. -π
He just left you randomly with no explanation-π·οΈ
I donβt even wanna be around you anymore-π
For what?! I haven't done anything to you! -π
.... I'm gonna go make Kool-Aid! The grape one was always Wilmot's favorite!
-πβπ©
Heβs not here to drink it though-π·οΈ
*makes it anyways and leaves out two cups* He'll come home eventually! -πβπ©
You're a cockwomble Price
-(πβπ©π)
Excuse me?-π·οΈ
You're a cockwomble. Do you know what that means?
Do you?-π·οΈ
Of course I do, I wouldn't use it otherwise
*cough cough* A person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance.
I also think it's a funny word and fits you perfectly
And you think that describes me?-π·οΈ
Yes. Be glad I didn't use something like Dickweed or TwatWaffle or Knobjockey
-(πβπ©π)
What have I done or said to make you think that-π·οΈ
Hmmmm, idk. Just because-
-(πβπ©π)
Because what?-π·οΈ
.....Just because. That's the saying
Give me a reason-π·οΈ
.....You let your younger self and your supposed lover try to send me to Florida over tapes
-(πβπ©π)
..I donβt remember that, youβre lying-π·οΈ
NO, YOU'RE THE LIAR >:( -(πβπ©π)
I think I would remember doing that-π·οΈ
*huff* Fine, I won't call you a cockwomble
-(πβπ©π)
Thank you-π·οΈ
Dickweasel -π
YOU FUCKING JIZZSTAIN! -(πβπ©π)
WHAT DID I DO?!-π·οΈ
I HEARD THAT BASTARD, WHERE THE HELL IS HE?!
-(πβπ©π)
WHO?!-π·οΈ
*Sigh* Maybe I'm just hallucinating......
Clearly-π·οΈ
Knobjockey-π
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
-(πβπ©π)
WHATβS WRONG??-π·οΈ
I CAN HEAR THAT BITCH ASS VOICE FROM YOUR YOUNGER SELF!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
-(πβπ©π)
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!-π·οΈ
....lemme try calming down-
-(πβπ©π)
Pisswizard-π
Are you okay? Youβre hearing voices apparently -π·οΈ
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (spazzing out) I HEAR YOU, GODDAMN BASTARD!!
-(πβπ©π)
CALM DOWN, WHATβS GOING ON?!-π·οΈ
TELL HIM TO STOP! *actually sobbing his eyes out*
-(πβπ©π)
WHO?!-π·οΈ
MACMILLAN, MAKE THAT MUSTY MF STOP *bawling his eyes out*
-(πβπ©π)
..Do you need to see a psychiatrist?-π·οΈ
NO! *starts tryna hit Clover Price (I'ma call him that because of his emoji)* I NEED HIM TO STOP IT!
-(πβπ©π)
(I use a cover because itβs lieutenant price from all ghillied up where he wears a ghillie suit)
β¦[slowly starts to call a psychiatrist]-π·οΈ
(ah, okie)
*wacks phone out of his hand* DON'T YOU DARE!
-(πβπ©π)
YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT OKAY-π·οΈ
..... I'ma try calming down and ignoring the voices
-(πβπ©π)
Pissflaps-π
.....*starts tweaking out*
-(πβπ©π)
You need a psychiatrist-π·οΈ
...... I'm just gonna ignore him
-(πβπ©π)
Pisskidney-π
Are you sure you donβt need a psychiatrist?-π·οΈ
I JUST GOTTA IGNORE HIM!!!! *Sobbing*
-(πβπ©π)
Scrote-π
I think you should go back to bed or medical-π·οΈ
He won't stop :(
-(πβπ©π)
I think youβre hallucinating-π·οΈ
*sobs in corner* Stanky old man with his ugly ass Axe body spray won't leave me alone....
-(πβπ©π)
..I think Iβm gonna leave-π·οΈ
DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HIM!!
-(πβπ©π)
Bye..-π·οΈ
NOOOOOOO!
-(πβπ©π)
Just you and me now-π
You're still stanky
-(πβπ©π)
[sounds of axe body spray being sprayed into the back of your head]
AAAAAAAAAH! WILL YOU STOP IT?!
-(πβπ©π)
.. no-π
*smack*
-(πβπ©π)
-π
*hmph*
-(πβπ©π)
[screaming in your ear]-π
CAN YOU NOT?!
-(πβπ©π)
Why should I-π
-(πβπ©π)
[screaming in your ear more]-π
*puts in ear plugs*
-(πβπ©π)
I have a lighter on me, Iβm lighting you on fire-π
.....*take out ear plugs and pulls out a paddle*
If you don't leave me alone-
-(πβπ©π)
Youβre not gonna do shit!-π
*sigh* Gonna get that American asswhooping-
-(πβπ©π)
Iβm British!-π
-(πβπ©π)
-π
This goes in your place down under.
-(πβπ©π)
YOUβRE NOT TOUCHING ANYTHING DOWN UNDER-π
THEN LEAVE ME ALONE!
-(πβπ©π)
Hmmmm, no-π
*points gun*
-(πβπ©π)
[pulls out FIM-92 Stinger]-π
...*starts banging head on wall*
-(πβπ©π)
Loser-π
SHUT UP! *continues the headbanging*
-(πβπ©π)
Iβm gonna leave your mind now since youβre a loser and look insane-π
Yippe
-(πβπ©π)
[slaps the back of your head before leaving]-π
PRICE, HE'S GONE!
-(πβπ©π)
Good for you.. so proud-π·οΈ
:D
-(πβπ©π)
Youβre still going to the psychiatrist-π·οΈ
:(
_(πβπ©π)
I think you know why-π·οΈ
B-But me no wanna :(
-(πβπ©π)
Well you hafta-π·οΈ
NO! *starts throwing a tantrum*
-(πβπ©π)
Youβre too grown to be acting like this-π·οΈ
...*stinks into Mini human and continues tantrum*
-(πβπ©π)
Now youβre just easy to pick up-π·οΈ
*louder tantrum*
-(πβπ©π)
[picks you up]-π·οΈ
*punches Price during tantrum*
-(πβπ©π)
[price flips to hold them upside down]
*kick* I DON'T WANNA GO!
-(πβπ©π)
YOUβRE HEARING VOICES, YOUβRE GOING-π·οΈ
*throws the biggest tantrum known to mankind*
-(πβπ©π)
[price smacked them on the back]
.....*sniffle*
-(πβπ©π)
Thatβs what happens when you whine!-π·οΈ
*starts crying sadly*
-(πβπ©π)
Weβre going to medical for a mental health check-π·οΈ
I'm not going....*sniffle* You're mean.
-(πβπ©π)
Weβre already here-π·οΈ
*becomes a 700000 pound toddler*
I not going.....
-(πβπ©π)
..fatty-π·οΈ
......*sob* FINE! *becomes normal again*
THERE, HAPPY?!
-(πβπ©[gonna make this Ephon's Emoji] π[Gonna make this Wilmot's])
FIXED IT FOR YOU-π·οΈ
(π)
..... I'm not an overweight toddler anymore :(
-πβπ©
I donβt care-π·οΈ
*sniffle* -πβπ©
*whispering in Price's ear* Incel -π
What does that even mean-π·οΈ
What does what mean? -πβπ©
Gym rat -π
Iβm not a gym rat-π·οΈ
Mircosize penis -π
Who the hell are you talking to? I think you're the crazy one now -πβπ©
I think Iβm hearing ghosts again, whatever-π·οΈ
I got a what-π
Maybe.....*bites into Chicken sandwich* -πβπ©
You got a mirco penis you jizzstain -π
Whyβre you eating??-π·οΈ
[spits on you]-π
*spits back* -π
It's a chicken sandwich! It's fried chicken between two hamburger buns with ketchup! -πβπ©
I said why not what! You are here for a mental health check-π·οΈ
>:(-π
>:p -π
B-Because I'm hungry...... -πβπ©
Just go see the doctor-π·οΈ
Iβm ripping your nuts off-π
BUT I'M HUNGRY! -πβπ©
I don't have nuts -π
FINISH EATING-π·οΈ
Iβm ripping your tongue off-π
.....*eats very slowly* -πβπ©
*rips Price's tongue out* did it first -π
Finish it fast or Iβm throwing it away-π·οΈ
[keeps his mouth open so the blood sprays]-π
I paid for it! -πβπ©
*stuffs it back in* ewww...... -π
FINISH IT!!-π·οΈ
Bleeeeh-π
*eats very slowly* -πβπ©
Nasty old man -π
[price shoves the sandwich into ephons mouth]
Old?! How old are YOU?! >:(-π
*chokes* -πβπ©
I'm 28, jackass -π
Told you to finish!-π·οΈ
β¦π-π
*continues choking* -πβπ©
You're probably 60 -π
[siigh]
[price hits his back a few times]
Iβm 27 :)-π
Yippee, I'm saved :D -πβπ©
No way, jizzstain -π
Now go-π·οΈ
I am, that makes YOU the old man!!-π
So if I go look it up right now, it's gonna say u're 27? -π
*stats throwing another tantrum* -πβπ©
Look what up-π
I WILL HIT YOU AGAIN-π·οΈ
YOU PISSKIDNEY, YOU'RE 41?! FUCKING LIAR -π
*throws a bigger tantrum* -πβπ©
Thatβs the me thatβs fighting that whiny guy, captain me, Iβm a lieutenant right now!-π
YOUβRE A GROWN MAN-π·οΈ
So then you're at least 30! And that whiny guy is my fiance, dickhead! -π
I DON'T WANNA GO! -πβπ©
Nope, Iβm in my twenties-π
YOUβRE GONNA GO AND YOUβRE GONNA LIKE IT-π·οΈ
I THINK YOU'RE A LYING BASTARD! -π
NOOOOOOOO! *throwing the biggest tantrum again* -πβπ©
Youβre just mad that youβre an old man-π
Iβm going to hit you again-π·οΈ
.... you're a mean old man! *Chucks a book* -πβπ©
I'M ONLY OLDER THAN YOU BY A YEAR! -π
Iβm dragging you inside-π·οΈ
Gross old man-π
NOOOOO! *throws another tantrum* -πβπ©
YOU'RE A GEN ALPHA IPAD BABY THEN, SNOT FACE! -π
[price drags him by the leg into medical]
Look at this idiot getting ragebaited-π
*kicks Price* I'M NOT GOING! *squirms away* -πβπ©
*rips out tongue* -π
[price drags him inside and kicks him] too late!-π·οΈ
[spraying blood everywhere again] Blehhhh-π
*throws a big tantrum in the corner of the doctors room* -πβπ©
*sticks tongue back in* apologize. -π
[both the doctor and price staring at him on the ground]
.. NO!!-π
Don't make me rip it back out, apologize. -π
*walks out* I'M NOT DOING THIS BULLSHIT! -πβπ©
No-π
YOU WERE HALLUCINATING AND STARTED TRYING TO FIGHT IT-π·οΈ
*rip out his tongue again* -π
I'M OKAY! -πβπ©
Yeowch-π
NO YOUβRE NOT-π·οΈ
I'M FINE! I WON'T LOSE MY MIND! -πβπ©
JUST APOLOGIZE! -π
THEN WHY WERE YOU HEARING VOICES-π·οΈ
[shaking his head no]-π
IT'S JUST A TEMPORARY FLUKE, I'M A-OKAY! -πβπ©
*starts whacking with own tongue* >:( -π
You swear?-π·οΈ
[π]-π
I'm gonna eat your tongue if you don't apologize -π
Mhm mhm -πβπ©
Gay-π
Alright. But if you start hallucinating again, itβs medical-π·οΈ
I will do it bastard -π
Okie -πβπ©
Do it-π
And thatβs a promise-π·οΈ
*nom nomn hom* -π
Mhm -πβπ©
..
Ephon youβre an ugly slag-π
....*sniffle* someone just called me a slag :( -πβπ©
*starts hitting Price* THAT'S MY FIANCE, YOU BASTARD! -π
Who??-π·οΈ
[fighting back]-π
*hits with purse* THAT'S MAH MAN! -π
Maybe I'm just kinda tired. You know how people hear people calling their name the more they're tired? I think it was something like that -πβπ©
[bites his arm]-π
.. Iβm sure it is-π·οΈ
*slaps face* RABIES CARRYING MOTHERFUCKER! -π
*takes out another chicken sandwich* -πβπ©
[choking him]-π
I guess You can have that one-π·οΈ
*chokes back* -π
Yippe! *Starts taking big chomps* -πβπ©
[spits on his face]-π
*kicks in the ball sack* Stupid bastard -π
>:(
Ephon youβre bald-π
*happily eats another 5 chicken sandwiches* -πβπ©
He's not gonna listen to you. Once he has chicken sandwiches, he ignores everything else. -π
Where are you getting those-π·οΈ
What a fatty-π
My fiance always has them on him....But I haven't seen him in a while, so I've just been eating at the ones that have been in the fridge. -πβπ©
*whack* DON'T CALL MY FIANCE A FATTY! >:( -π
You canβt possibly be that hungry-π·οΈ
FAT CUNT-π
You'll be surprised......Wilmot thinks it's "my way to cope" but I'm just really that hungry. -πβπ©
*keeps on hitting him* STOP IT! -π
Good for you?-π·οΈ
Wait whatβs that behind you!-π
.... i miss Wilmot..... -πβπ©
I'm not that fucking stupid. -π
Go to him then-π·οΈ
Fuck-π
I don't know where he is...... -πβπ©
Exactly. Fucking dolt. -π
How??-π·οΈ
π₯Ί-π
He left one day and never gave me the location of where he was going. He probably just wants alone time..... even though it's been 5 months -πβπ©
I ain't falling for that shit, you jizzstain. -π
.. did you guys fight before he left?-π·οΈ
Oh wow, you abandoned him-π
We didn't, everything was normal! He did leave his ring though... -πβπ©
I didn't abandon him! He's so fucking clingy -π
-π·οΈ
Left the ring too, thatβs messed up-π
I think he'll come back soon though with a big surprise :D
-πβπ©
I-It wasn't on purpose! I just needed to be alone, you see how clingy and obsessed he is?! -π
β¦are you sure the relationship was good?-π·οΈ
And itβs been how many months?-π
He would sometimes come home angry....But I've always cheered him up! Look, I even got flowers!
*holding very wilted roses* -πβπ©
It's just 5 months! What's the harm? -π
Theyβre really old, if he hasnβt even seen you in five months then how do you know if he wanted to stay with you or not?-π·οΈ
Almost half a year-π
Of course he would stay with me! He wouldn't just up and leave, he would at least tell me!
-πβπ©
He's okay! -π
But he did-π·οΈ
I donβt think so-π
He's just getting a surprise that's taking longer than usual, that's all!
-πβπ©
HE'S OKAY, STOP QUESTIONING IT! -π
How do you know that heβs planning a surprise? And for what-π·οΈ
Absolutely not -π
It's probably for my birthday or Easter or Thanksgiving or Christmas or just about anything!
-πβπ©
You're an asshole. -π
..I think he left you-π·οΈ
Hypocrite-π
.... what?
-πβπ©
I am not a hypocrite. -π
He left you five months ago, and left his ring-π·οΈ
Sure sure whatever-π
..... maybe he didn't want to lose his ring......
-πβπ©
You're a bitch. -π
He just left you randomly with no explanation-π·οΈ
I donβt even wanna be around you anymore-π
For what?! I haven't done anything to you! -π
.... I'm gonna go make Kool-Aid! The grape one was always Wilmot's favorite!
-πβπ©