I am pretty. I am loved.

TFW when you just had your name cleared after being an intentionally wanted fugitive and can now be in public after spending a year in hiding growing the world's shiftiest little mustache but then your evil former coworker's daughter crashes your first official date with your new girlfriend to yell insults at your landlord gf (who you've tried to kill before but you've worked it out) and you have no idea wtf is even going on bc you've been your new gf's literal atticwife for the last 12 months

"I'll always be grateful you saved my daughter, not grateful enough to not just throw your shit away even though you saved something irreplaceable for me that triggered you being kidnapped in this in the first place lol. uwu even." Carly is one of my favorites but that was bullshit. Put a poisoned hook in Joss Britt, you earned it.

John Oliver as Z General Hospital (July 2026)

I'd also be wondering why the fuck he'd be taking up Monica's seat on the board of the hospital, given what he did to her son and how he hurt the Quartermaines pretty damn frequently.

In a lake. With cinderblocks on their ankles.

Cassius' name also ended up being really fitting. In Julius Caesar, a character named Cassius betrayed Julius Caesar. GH Cassius' father is name Caesar Faison. Cassius betrayed his father by being the exact opposite of him in the end.

How embarrasing.