it's my name in latin.

About

How

Beautiful

Snails

Are?

Seriously

Just Look!!!

IT HAS A FLOWER

and lots of people think this very likely,

“Oh little Sionnat has obviously been taken by the fairies and they’ve left us a Changeling Child who knows too much, and asks strange questions, and uses words she shouldn’t know, and watches everything with her big dark eyes, clearly a Fairy Child and not a Human Like Us.”

The Myth of the Changeling child, a human baby apparently replaced at a young age by a toddler who “suddenly” acts “strange and fey” is an almost textbook depiction of autistic children.

To this day, “autism warrior mommies” talk about autism “stealing” their “sweet normal child” and have this idea of “getting their real baby back” which (in the face of modern science)  indicates how the human psyche actually does deal with finding out their kid acts unlike what they expected.

But here’s the thing: life is louder, brighter and more intense and confusing than it has ever been. I live on the edge of London and I rarely go into the centre of town because it’s too overwhelming. If I went back in time and lived on a farm somewhere, would anyone even notice there was anything odd about me? No police sirens, no crowded streets that go on for miles and miles, no flickery electric lights. Working on a farm has a clear routine. I’d be a badass at spinning cloth or churning butter because I find endless repetition soothing rather than boring.

1. First sex experience?

2. Celebrity threesum?

3. Would you ever have a devils threesum?

4. Ever been rimmed?

5. Would you ever rim someone?

6. Weirdest sexual experience?

7. Weirdest solo sexual experience?

8. Every have a one night stand?

9. Thought on rape play?

10. As a guy, what do think is a female’s idea penis?

11. What’s your ideal penis?

12. Ever have sex in public?

13. Describe a sex fantasy that you want to try in detail.

14. Do you consider your genitals attractive?

15. What bra size do you find yourself most attracted to?

16. Favorite sex position?

17. Least favorite sex positions?

18. What makes sex ‘bad’ to you?

19. Ever have sex with someone loud?

20. Have you ever thought a partner faked an orgasam?

21. Have you ever faked an orgasam?

22. Thoughts on accidental anal?

23. Have you ever had sex with food?

24. For giving oral to a female, you prefer them to ride your face, or them laying down (or other)

25. Weirdest thing someone’s ever said to you during sex?

26. Ever prematurely cum?

27. Do you prefer you or your partner to cum first?

28. Ever have a kink a partner thought was weird?

29. Thoughts on drunk sex, or sex where your sober and your partner semiconscious?

30. If your partner made you a sex toy from their genitals would you be creeped out or…?

31. Ever have a safe word, if so, what was it?

32. Thoughts on partner sharing?

33. Weirdest sex story you’ve heard?

34. What gives you the most confidence during sex?

35. What feels better for you sex or oral sex?

36. Do you like sloppy blowjobs?

37. Which feels better blowjob or blowjob and hands?

38. Most viewed porn categories?

39. Thoughts on knife play?

40. Can you be intimate if your pet is in the room?

41. I’d you ever had the chance for a threesum with twins would you do it?

42. Are you ok with your partner owning sex toys?

43. Are you ok with your partner using toys to finish after sex?

44. Are you ok with your partner mastubating. (Instead of going to you for help)

45. Are you a fan of cuddles after sex?

46. Do you care how many sexual partners your partner had?

47. If you had the chance to join an orgy, would you?

48. What’s your thoughts about watching porn with a partner?

49. Are you ok with your partner watching porn to get off? (Instead of going to you?)

50. As a guy, do you consider your girlfriend kissing other girls as cheating?

51. If you and your partner broke up for a week but got back together how would you react finding out they had sex during that time?

52. Are you ok with your partner posting nudes online?

53. Has anyone ever said the wrong name during sex with you?

54. Ever had sex to just get it out of the way?

55. Have you ever had sex in your parents bed?

56. Favorite place to cum?

57. Do you prefer your partner to a Bush or shaved? (Which do you find more aesthetically pleasing)

58. How old were you when you first bought condoms?

59. Have you ever tried flavored condoms?

60. Would you ever let a stranger watch you and your partner have sex?.

61. What’s the worst thing that’s aroused you?

62. Would you ever have sex with a guy who had a spliced dick?

63. Would you ever have sex with someone with genital piercings?

64. Thoughts on sleep sex?

65. How easily do you get aroused?

66. Explain the time you got aroused at the worst time?

67. Have you ever received oral from someone with a tongue piercing, did it feel any different?

68. Have you ever accidentally hurt your partner during intimacy, how? And did you continue after?

69. Ever 69 :p

70. Would you ever give someone oral underwater?

71. Would you ever have sex on the beach?

72. Do you prefer your own touch or a partners?

73. Why do men slap their penis on their partner? Does it feel good???

74. For mastubating do you use lube?

75. Is there some place you don’t like being touched during intimacy?

76. Do you prefer your partner to knead you head or pull your hair?

77. Has a condom ever fallen off during sex?

78. Have you ever lost arousal during intimacy, did you keep going?

79. Have you ever gotten cum in your eye?

It’s like,

have

you

seen

what

Disney

has

done

before?

For gods sake, Ariel had a nude scene.

AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT

DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER

FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe

1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)

1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)

Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.

Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.

Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)

I usually walk everywhere with my headphones on, but I had them in my bag and I was reading a book on my phone instead (I do that when the foot traffic is light).  A young Latina was coming down the street as I was coming up the avenue, and when she got to the corner a few paces ahead of me, she turned to walk in the direction I was going.  We were traveling at the same speed, but since she was like ten paces ahead and it’s bright outside in the middle of the day, I didn’t feel the need to fall back or slow down to give her more space. At night, I try not to walk too close behind women just so they don’t feel like I’m any sort of threat.

We got to a corner and this dude standing outside of the bodega was like, “Slow down mama where you goin? You don’t have to work today, you can stop and speak.”

She didn’t break her stride. “I’m going to the gym.”  The Walk sign was on, so I didn’t break mine either.  

A block later, a young guy was coming toward us on the sidewalk riding his bike.

“What’s good shorty?”

She didn’t respond.

“Well you was lookin, you can say something, stuck up bitch.”

We kept walking.

In the middle of the next block, an older man was walking toward us and he put on a friendly smile and said, “Smile young lady, it’s a beautiful day.”

I don’t know if she smiled, but we kept walking. She went into the gym and I kept on toward where I was going thinking about how that was just five minutes of her day.  How many other blocks of five minutes are just like that?  

Only one of them was truly aggressive. The other two guys seemed nice enough and it felt more like a pleasant compliment. It felt like the kind of thing a guy says who argues with women online about catcalling. “We’re not all bad guys. We can’t even compliment women? We can’t even say something nice?”

No.  You really can’t.  I was annoyed in that five minutes and I just happened to be walking behind her with no headphones on.  Can you imagine those five minutes over and over every day of your life?  Nobody wants to be spoken to by strangers day in and day out forever regardless of what they’re saying.