the sun must set to rise

society peaked when we could hang cute charms on our flip phones

i'm so tired of having to explain this. i'm BISEXUAL. that means i DRESS MOST FEMININE RIGHT AFTER I'VE WASHED MY HAIR and then END UP MOST MASCULINE RIGHT AT THE END OF MY WASH CYCLE.

i was at the grocery store and did the whole ‘how r u’ ‘good how r u’ ‘good’ thing with the cashier and as i was leaving the person behind me was doing the thing too but this time the cashier said ‘not so good’ so what happened

what city slickers don’t understand is that weird noises always come from the forest and we just ignore it

if you go out to investigate and get got then that is on you, ignore it and go back to sleep like a rational person

can lorde release her third album please i don’t know how to navigate my early twenties without her 

Here, put this candy in your annoying mouth and shut the fuck up.

They’re like adult pacifiers

it’s so funny how people get upset that gender is a social construct? EVERYTHING is a social construct??? go ask a frog what day of the fuckin week it is, he doesn’t know