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… Right. Okay then.
I'm not dying, I promise.
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thenewbeetle:
… Right. Okay then.
I'm not dying, I promise.

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lilnanopimps:
You seriously don’t know what a brony is?! Pull the word up on your phone.
[ He gives Overdrive a confused look, pulling up his phone. It takes him some time to find a credible website but there's one: UrbanDictionary. Looks good. After reading over its definition, Herman silently asks God what's wrong with this world. He then turns back to Overdrive. ] Why would you willingly put me through that ??
little-snikt:
If I was, you’d already be bleeding.
You're that fast---- ??
Um. No... Hm... Ah... [ Herman's trying to find people to rob, who looks like they can afford it and who can't... who looks like they'd be thoroughly bothered by being robbed and who wouldn't. Herman thinks too much about people's feelings for a robber. ]
Uh... [ Herman's just going to try to awkwardly shuffle away. Maybe he won't be noticed. ]

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Are you gonna kill me?
ladyhxwkman:
You’ve never met anyone in their twenties before, have you?
You're twenty ??
danewhitman:
I don’t like the sound of that.
Yeah... He tried to kill me, so...
littlesuperarrow:
↣ ╳ ↢
❝Secret society. We all live underground and I’m trying to recruit you.❞ Feeling sarcastic today, clearly.
... Isn't that the Mole Man's thing?
shxcktactics:
Probably better off that way. Even his hologram was a dick.
Yeah, he's kind of mean. He called me a mattress once. Or something.

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kalozhangya:
[ She takes the briefcase, checking for a tracking device as best as she can without taking her eyes off the Shocker. There isn’t one, but the case is still heavy. So, a nice amount of money with little chance of getting caught. ]
❝ Stay still while I contemplate if I have to turn you in or not. ❞
[ Because this was a small offense, if she turned him in, he’d probably just go to jail, and be broken out easily— Or so she assumed. ]
Um... You know, you don't have to... [ Herman doesn't want to go to Ryker's again. Or the Vault. Or... well, you get the point. He can easily escape from the authorities with his vibro-shock gauntlets, but what if they get confiscated? What if his teammates don't save him because he's a useless coward? Because he's -- okay, Herman, turn your rapid-fire thoughts off for a second. ]
notawitch:
( Points two fingers-guns at him)
Weeeell that’s too bad. Drop the briefcase before I go all pew pew on you.
How? It's for my friend, I swear. You're going to ruin his day.
crosshaired:
Son of a — !
[ And now he's making a run for it. ] Idon'twannadieIdon'twannadieIdon'twanna----
lilnanopimps:
It might be a problem. Hey Herman — [ Sharp turn right, fuck that median, whoops — cut off a pedestrian. ] — do you know what a brony is?
[ He tries to keep his screaming from the driving under wraps. ] Uh... Is that like a brother pony?
thenewbeetle:
…Are you okay. ??
[ He looks down and smiles. ] Yeah, I'm just kidding.

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harkthestormbreaker:
Then may your face survive to another day.
Thanks...
shxcktactics:
Less Emissaries of Evil, more Human Rights Council.
Electro doesn't like me, I think.