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I fixed it.

Sending a client a firing letter after they peed on our hospital sign when we wouldn’t let them use our bathroom inside like...

When you ask a yes or no question and the client ends up telling you a 10 minute story about how she gave a vaginal suppository to the wrong woman when she was in nursing school...

When a pump is beeping but you have 15 inpatients and you can’t figure out where its coming from...

When you’re 8 rooms deep and two macho men in the parking lot are ready to brawl, but you actually thrive on the insanity...

Actual footage of me all day before a night shift...

"She almost NEVER gets table food, that piece of pork chop last night was VERY small, but I know she’s not feeling good because she didn’t want her usual donut this morning.”

Trying to act casual walking in to work when I’ve actually done my makeup for once like...

When you walk into an exam room and the client greets you with “Hey Hotlips... I mean Doc”...

When you only have 10 minutes left in your overnight shift and 2 emergencies walk in...

When you are seeing a recheck but your colleague did not fill out their medical note from the last visit....

When a jerk client makes my tech cry and then “will only talk to the doctor”...

Actual footage of me leaving an exam with a severely flea infested patient...

When the guy who brought his puppy in for a UTI on emergency hours is complaining about the wait as the 7 patients ahead of him are actively trying to die...

Me @ me when I am finishing my medical notes and find one that is already complete and just needs to be finalized...