Weird Shit Tbh

No noise november. Do not speak to me!!!! Stfu all month long!!!

He’s a 9 bc I’m the 1 for him

Whoever made swedish meatballs and mashed potatoes needs their ikussy eaten immediately

Ok cool u luv me n all but if we were frogs would u sit on a lilypad w me???

I was written by a woman. That woman was otessa moshfegh.

Why does half of twitter think they’re gonna lead a communist uprising when they’re too scared to order pizza on the phone

In a toxic relationship w myself stg

I personally love to over analyze everything and suffer

Life is literally bdsm and no one told me the safe word yet

Im anemic and hes my iron

“Dude” but as in “babe” yk

14 yo be like “im a bottom” yeah bro ur the bottom of the society

Im not funny anymore. Im just horny i hate it here