they said this trust me my dad is pikachu

Volo: I have evolved past the need for "lunch" Volo: Merely a mortal pleasure from when I was young and naive

Cynthia: A/N: Sorry I'm behind on updates, they got my roommate :/ but don't worry I have an update coming out tonight because I’m drunk and just topped this super hot a list actor

Ethan: Driving (walking) in my car (on the sidewalk) right after a beer (red bull energy drink)

Selene: I love you and your white girl music. You are neither of those things king Hau: WHITE GIRL MUSIC IS A STATE OF MIND

Tarragon: Listening to my granddaughter fly into a Gamer Rage in the other room and I'm kinda tempted to go in there and teach her some good slurs to yell

Blue: I'm bad nonbinary rep because I named myself after a fucking color

Adaman: "you can help manage migraines by removing stressors from your life" unfortunately in my case that would be called murder! but thanks for trying!

Caitlin: "I'm going to bed"? Boring. Unoriginal. Sounds depressing if you say it before 10pm. Caitlin: "I shall retire to my chambers for the evening"? Cool. Mysterious. Doesn't necessarily imply going to sleep. What are you doing in your chambers

Marshal: hot girl summer! Marshal: despite the fact that I am a 28 year old man Marshal: and the fact that it's not summer

Volo: hit me with the He/Him/His because I'm more important than you

Grimsley: well, you know what they say! Grimsley: when life gives you lemons, use them to commit as much tax fraud as possible

Elesa: Professional sports is just reality TV for men

Saturn: irl ARG? isn't that just dissociation?

Grimsley: my gender is whatever scares people outta my personal space

Eri: It's my circus AND my monkey, and I taught my monkey to attack on sight.

Korrina: you've heard of hitmonchan, hitmonlee and hitmontop, now to round out the quartet: hitmynuts!