they actually said all of this, my dad is planty.

Emmet: I need life advice.

Rex: What the fuck.

Unikitty: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.

Benny: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am.

Bad Cop: You’re charged with…..breaking into a pet store?

Rex: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.

Lucy: This is a bad idea.

Batman: Sweet dog you got there.

Sweet Mayhem: Rex has discovered "deez nuts" jokes and it's all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. He simply can't stop.

Rex: New year, new me.

Lucy: Look, Emmet, we have to be mean, and I don't know if you know this, but you're kind of a softie.

Lucy, knowingly: Hey Bruce? What's up with Watevra calling you "Babygirl"?

Emmet: Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?

[getting chased by Bad Cop]

Emmet: How are you today?

Emmet: You read my diary?