its quiet down here

  “That’s really cool! My magic isn’t half as strong as that, heh.” Thankfully for him, she’s not big on being NOSEY– Especially with someone she just met.  “Probably makes traveling around really convenient, huh? So long as you don’t, like. Teleport right into a wall, or something.”

“ This is the - worst bad joke I’ve heard in my life. “

Riskie pouts - crossing their hands and expressing intense displeasure with their entire body, it seems. They are extremely annoyed; and they will make sure you know. If they are plagued with humor, at least they expect to hear some new gigs.

“ Come on. It’s not even a - dad joke. It’s grandpa joke. Great grandpa joke. And the great grandpa is all green an’ scale-y too ‘cause he’s a - dinosaur. “

💀                                     * aw c’mon, i’ve heard toriel tell worse                                             jokes before --- ones about goats &&                                             all that jazz. i was just givin you a                                             couple that might pull a rib or a leg &&                                             make you shake with laughter. mine                                             are the .. bees knees.

“WELL, THANK YOU  for the warm welcome, my good man.”  a chuckle rumbles through him, but he’s still on guard. how FUN this is turning out.  “do you not get many visitors down here?”  he knows, but he’s just fuckin’ with the monster.

💀                                     * are you bein SMART, kid ?? you                                             didn’t answer my question ---- i                                             wanna know who i’m talkin too.