* We's Michael Phone
* i thought we'd agreed that I'M doing the introduction!
* Yea but me n Plues wanted in on it too, boss
* 🎶🎶! (we tumblin')


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@very-mikeful
* We's Michael Phone
* i thought we'd agreed that I'M doing the introduction!
* Yea but me n Plues wanted in on it too, boss
* 🎶🎶! (we tumblin')

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[the tv man approaches before sitting next to Small Mike. He’s got two coffees.]
Hey, Mike..? What happened?
@sotv-muchtime
* i can't- i can't do this! i can't keep- keep putting up with shit! i can't keep being me! i hate it! i hate it all so much! and my problems won't ever leave me alone! they just keep getting worse and keep happening and-
[he sets the coffee down next to him, before offering a hug to Mike.]
[* he.. doesn't accept the hug. whilst usually, MIKE (in any of his forms, but just less so for COWBOY HAT MIKE) would always be up for physical affection, he.. seems to not want that. in fact, he seems to actively want anything but that.]
[there’s no pushing for it.]
It’ll be okay. If it’s anything, I love you being you. You’ll be alright in the end.
[he slides Mike’s coffee over in case he wants it.]
* i'm not even...
[* ..no. can't reveal that now. can't let him know too. can't have him see how disgusting and horrible you are.]
[* he doesn't even reach for the coffee]
[concern through the roof.]
do you want time off? It would lessen the load.
* if- if i'm not here i'm.. i'm at home, and...
[* he knows where i live? no. he also knows where i work... the other two would ask questions..? i'd be stuck with my thoughts...? i'd be disgusting again....?]
O-kay. Home is a no go… what if you just stay here? The Mike Room does have a lock.
[* he knows where i work... he knows i'm mike... he-]
[* MIKE nods]
I’m always here if you need me, Mike.
[he gives a warm smile.]
* i shouldn't be like this... i'm.. meant to be the guy you depend on...
WELL! We’re dating now! Mutual dependence!
[* he stares at TENNA. what he's thinking for feeling is unclear.]
[PROLONGED EYE CONTACT /ref]
For someone without eyes, you’re very… piercing. Not a bad thing!
* can- can we go to your room..? in the castle..?
Oh! Okay, sure!
* thank you...
[the tv man approaches before sitting next to Small Mike. He’s got two coffees.]
Hey, Mike..? What happened?
@sotv-muchtime
* i can't- i can't do this! i can't keep- keep putting up with shit! i can't keep being me! i hate it! i hate it all so much! and my problems won't ever leave me alone! they just keep getting worse and keep happening and-
[he sets the coffee down next to him, before offering a hug to Mike.]
[* he.. doesn't accept the hug. whilst usually, MIKE (in any of his forms, but just less so for COWBOY HAT MIKE) would always be up for physical affection, he.. seems to not want that. in fact, he seems to actively want anything but that.]
[there’s no pushing for it.]
It’ll be okay. If it’s anything, I love you being you. You’ll be alright in the end.
[he slides Mike’s coffee over in case he wants it.]
* i'm not even...
[* ..no. can't reveal that now. can't let him know too. can't have him see how disgusting and horrible you are.]
[* he doesn't even reach for the coffee]
[concern through the roof.]
do you want time off? It would lessen the load.
* if- if i'm not here i'm.. i'm at home, and...
[* he knows where i live? no. he also knows where i work... the other two would ask questions..? i'd be stuck with my thoughts...? i'd be disgusting again....?]
O-kay. Home is a no go… what if you just stay here? The Mike Room does have a lock.
[* he knows where i work... he knows i'm mike... he-]
[* MIKE nods]
I’m always here if you need me, Mike.
[he gives a warm smile.]
* i shouldn't be like this... i'm.. meant to be the guy you depend on...
WELL! We’re dating now! Mutual dependence!
[* he stares at TENNA. what he's thinking for feeling is unclear.]
[PROLONGED EYE CONTACT /ref]
For someone without eyes, you’re very… piercing. Not a bad thing!
* can- can we go to your room..? in the castle..?
[the tv man approaches before sitting next to Small Mike. He’s got two coffees.]
Hey, Mike..? What happened?
@sotv-muchtime
* i can't- i can't do this! i can't keep- keep putting up with shit! i can't keep being me! i hate it! i hate it all so much! and my problems won't ever leave me alone! they just keep getting worse and keep happening and-
[he sets the coffee down next to him, before offering a hug to Mike.]
[* he.. doesn't accept the hug. whilst usually, MIKE (in any of his forms, but just less so for COWBOY HAT MIKE) would always be up for physical affection, he.. seems to not want that. in fact, he seems to actively want anything but that.]
[there’s no pushing for it.]
It’ll be okay. If it’s anything, I love you being you. You’ll be alright in the end.
[he slides Mike’s coffee over in case he wants it.]
* i'm not even...
[* ..no. can't reveal that now. can't let him know too. can't have him see how disgusting and horrible you are.]
[* he doesn't even reach for the coffee]
[concern through the roof.]
do you want time off? It would lessen the load.
* if- if i'm not here i'm.. i'm at home, and...
[* he knows where i live? no. he also knows where i work... the other two would ask questions..? i'd be stuck with my thoughts...? i'd be disgusting again....?]
O-kay. Home is a no go… what if you just stay here? The Mike Room does have a lock.
[* he knows where i work... he knows i'm mike... he-]
[* MIKE nods]
I’m always here if you need me, Mike.
[he gives a warm smile.]
* i shouldn't be like this... i'm.. meant to be the guy you depend on...
WELL! We’re dating now! Mutual dependence!
[* he stares at TENNA. what he's thinking for feeling is unclear.]
[the tv man approaches before sitting next to Small Mike. He’s got two coffees.]
Hey, Mike..? What happened?
@sotv-muchtime
* i can't- i can't do this! i can't keep- keep putting up with shit! i can't keep being me! i hate it! i hate it all so much! and my problems won't ever leave me alone! they just keep getting worse and keep happening and-
[he sets the coffee down next to him, before offering a hug to Mike.]
[* he.. doesn't accept the hug. whilst usually, MIKE (in any of his forms, but just less so for COWBOY HAT MIKE) would always be up for physical affection, he.. seems to not want that. in fact, he seems to actively want anything but that.]
[there’s no pushing for it.]
It’ll be okay. If it’s anything, I love you being you. You’ll be alright in the end.
[he slides Mike’s coffee over in case he wants it.]
* i'm not even...
[* ..no. can't reveal that now. can't let him know too. can't have him see how disgusting and horrible you are.]
[* he doesn't even reach for the coffee]
[concern through the roof.]
do you want time off? It would lessen the load.
* if- if i'm not here i'm.. i'm at home, and...
[* he knows where i live? no. he also knows where i work... the other two would ask questions..? i'd be stuck with my thoughts...? i'd be disgusting again....?]
O-kay. Home is a no go… what if you just stay here? The Mike Room does have a lock.
[* he knows where i work... he knows i'm mike... he-]
[* MIKE nods]
I’m always here if you need me, Mike.
[he gives a warm smile.]
* i shouldn't be like this... i'm.. meant to be the guy you depend on...

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[the tv man approaches before sitting next to Small Mike. He’s got two coffees.]
Hey, Mike..? What happened?
@sotv-muchtime
* i can't- i can't do this! i can't keep- keep putting up with shit! i can't keep being me! i hate it! i hate it all so much! and my problems won't ever leave me alone! they just keep getting worse and keep happening and-
[he sets the coffee down next to him, before offering a hug to Mike.]
[* he.. doesn't accept the hug. whilst usually, MIKE (in any of his forms, but just less so for COWBOY HAT MIKE) would always be up for physical affection, he.. seems to not want that. in fact, he seems to actively want anything but that.]
[there’s no pushing for it.]
It’ll be okay. If it’s anything, I love you being you. You’ll be alright in the end.
[he slides Mike’s coffee over in case he wants it.]
* i'm not even...
[* ..no. can't reveal that now. can't let him know too. can't have him see how disgusting and horrible you are.]
[* he doesn't even reach for the coffee]
[concern through the roof.]
do you want time off? It would lessen the load.
* if- if i'm not here i'm.. i'm at home, and...
[* he knows where i live? no. he also knows where i work... the other two would ask questions..? i'd be stuck with my thoughts...? i'd be disgusting again....?]
O-kay. Home is a no go… what if you just stay here? The Mike Room does have a lock.
[* he knows where i work... he knows i'm mike... he-]
[* MIKE nods]
[the tv man approaches before sitting next to Small Mike. He’s got two coffees.]
Hey, Mike..? What happened?
@sotv-muchtime
* i can't- i can't do this! i can't keep- keep putting up with shit! i can't keep being me! i hate it! i hate it all so much! and my problems won't ever leave me alone! they just keep getting worse and keep happening and-
[he sets the coffee down next to him, before offering a hug to Mike.]
[* he.. doesn't accept the hug. whilst usually, MIKE (in any of his forms, but just less so for COWBOY HAT MIKE) would always be up for physical affection, he.. seems to not want that. in fact, he seems to actively want anything but that.]
[there’s no pushing for it.]
It’ll be okay. If it’s anything, I love you being you. You’ll be alright in the end.
[he slides Mike’s coffee over in case he wants it.]
* i'm not even...
[* ..no. can't reveal that now. can't let him know too. can't have him see how disgusting and horrible you are.]
[* he doesn't even reach for the coffee]
[concern through the roof.]
do you want time off? It would lessen the load.
* if- if i'm not here i'm.. i'm at home, and...
[* he knows where i live? no. he also knows where i work... the other two would ask questions..? i'd be stuck with my thoughts...? i'd be disgusting again....?]
[the tv man approaches before sitting next to Small Mike. He’s got two coffees.]
Hey, Mike..? What happened?
@sotv-muchtime
* i can't- i can't do this! i can't keep- keep putting up with shit! i can't keep being me! i hate it! i hate it all so much! and my problems won't ever leave me alone! they just keep getting worse and keep happening and-
[he sets the coffee down next to him, before offering a hug to Mike.]
[* he.. doesn't accept the hug. whilst usually, MIKE (in any of his forms, but just less so for COWBOY HAT MIKE) would always be up for physical affection, he.. seems to not want that. in fact, he seems to actively want anything but that.]
[there’s no pushing for it.]
It’ll be okay. If it’s anything, I love you being you. You’ll be alright in the end.
[he slides Mike’s coffee over in case he wants it.]
* i'm not even...
[* ..no. can't reveal that now. can't let him know too. can't have him see how disgusting and horrible you are.]
[* he doesn't even reach for the coffee]
[the tv man approaches before sitting next to Small Mike. He’s got two coffees.]
Hey, Mike..? What happened?
@sotv-muchtime
* i can't- i can't do this! i can't keep- keep putting up with shit! i can't keep being me! i hate it! i hate it all so much! and my problems won't ever leave me alone! they just keep getting worse and keep happening and-
[he sets the coffee down next to him, before offering a hug to Mike.]
[* he.. doesn't accept the hug. whilst usually, MIKE (in any of his forms, but just less so for COWBOY HAT MIKE) would always be up for physical affection, he.. seems to not want that. in fact, he seems to actively want anything but that.]
[the tv man approaches before sitting next to Small Mike. He’s got two coffees.]
Hey, Mike..? What happened?
@sotv-muchtime
* i can't- i can't do this! i can't keep- keep putting up with shit! i can't keep being me! i hate it! i hate it all so much! and my problems won't ever leave me alone! they just keep getting worse and keep happening and-

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NOOOO FRIEND STOP BULLYING HIM HE DOESNT QUITE DESERVE THIS
[* he's just crying on the floor in the middle of a corridor in the tv studio]
reblog if you’re asexual, support asexual people or really really want a crossbow for literally no reason.
More of an axe guy myself but still gonna wave my flag
Fun fact: I, Jalin, the mod of this blog, am ace! Also I want a crossbow for no reason.
i apply in all 3 categories
same
okay fuck you fall over rn bitch 💛🩷
[* he falls over. and just lays there. and starts crying into the mike head.]
im gonna mike you the fuck up 💛🩷
* shut up.. shut the fuck up.. i'm not in the god damn mood...
you. Go. Tenna. Now. pretty please
* fine.

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when i get you pluey im taking the money you owe me 💛🩷
...thats not healthy.
* you're not healthy.